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By *i Black OP   Man  over a year ago

London

What the fuck, I use looking forward to having some naughty 3somes.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-your-house-person-another-22117105

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Illegal? for the past couple of months I can’t even give my mum a hug at my garden gate so i didn’t think I could invite someone round for a threesome anyway but illegal?

D.

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

How can they enforce that lol

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"How can they enforce that lol "

D.

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"How can they enforce that lol

D."

lol just do they have the right to say who can come into your house or not ?

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"How can they enforce that lol

D. lol just do they have the right to say who can come into your house or not ? "

I’m not sure, even that would be hard to police

D.

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By *00STERMan  over a year ago

nearby

Oh look another sensationalist headline from the bullshit / fear machine that is the media .

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By *heHookyMonsterMan  over a year ago

Coventry


"Oh look another sensationalist headline from the bullshit / fear machine that is the media ."

Yep, can't imagine that being on the six o'clock briefing!

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Seriously talk about grasping at straws for headlines

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By *allScotsPlumberMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Its always been there, its a bit of sensationalism!

I think the changes are that before it was the person going to the house that would get fined, now you both do.

BJ is in need of a BJ.

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Two threads covering this on Virus forum, worth a read. Don't forget your hard hat

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

More power to the nosy neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not going to stop anyone, they're going to do it anyway especially those you should see in the north east they're banging left right and center yet complaining not to meet yet they're doing it themselves who knows right?

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By *egalBeetleWoman  over a year ago

London

The actual guidance says in england you can walk through a person's house to access their garden and you can use their toilet.

So my excuse is I'm having a major shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The actual guidance says in england you can walk through a person's house to access their garden and you can use their toilet.

So my excuse is I'm having a major shit."

and need help to achieve it

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By *egalBeetleWoman  over a year ago

London


"The actual guidance says in england you can walk through a person's house to access their garden and you can use their toilet.

So my excuse is I'm having a major shit.and need help to achieve it "

That's called 'manual manipulation' or ... anal? Hmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The actual guidance says in england you can walk through a person's house to access their garden and you can use their toilet.

So my excuse is I'm having a major shit.and need help to achieve it

That's called 'manual manipulation' or ... anal? Hmm"

yes, we've found a loop HOLE

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

What a load of twaddle, they can’t even police/enforce what happens outdoors let alone indoors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a load of twaddle, they can’t even police/enforce what happens outdoors let alone indoors "
oooooo i know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just say you were getting ready to take them the Durham for childcare matters.

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By *iceButtSlimMan  over a year ago

Ips

This is going to be more aimed at those having house parties more so than individuals popping round for a cuppa.

If going by the headline and what has previously been said, it doesn't stop you having sex in your back garden!

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Celle, Germany

Will have to stick to wanking then but... It can make you go blind and I'll have to keep doing 60 mile round trips to a beauty spot to ensure that my eyesight is still okay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can see all you Uber honest fabbers fucking then handing yourselfs in at the local police station.

It’s a fair cop guv I did it!!!!!!

But officer it was up the bum no harm done .

T

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Is it going to be illegal to have sex with your hand?? In the same house or would I have to wank by an open window so technically my hand is outdoors?? Asking for a friend....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

None of it makes sense. All the rules contradict each other.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a load of twaddle, they can’t even police/enforce what happens outdoors let alone indoors oooooo i know "

Ohhh I know for a fact they can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a load of twaddle, they can’t even police/enforce what happens outdoors let alone indoors oooooo i know

Ohhh I know for a fact they can "

lol hey you're an arresting sight

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By *ark ph0enixWoman  over a year ago

stockton

Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well they've clear not dont anything about it on the estate we live on

Having parties and people just walking in to other peoples houses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"None of it makes sense. All the rules contradict each other. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How can they enforce that lol

D. lol just do they have the right to say who can come into your house or not ?

I’m not sure, even that would be hard to police

D."

trust me some police would join in Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent "
none of the hotels are open though not even mine

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By *ark ph0enixWoman  over a year ago

stockton


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent none of the hotels are open though not even mine "

Oh it was just a price comparison as to level of fine not being a big deterrent for many

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yet kids are allowed to go from one parents house to the others

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Illegal?? Wtf?!!

So you’re telling me Officer Dibble is going to come look through my windows??

Hope he brings his mates with him then and gives me a 5 min warning so I can stick my lippy on!!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman  over a year ago

stockton


"Yet kids are allowed to go from one parents house to the others"

And soon to return to school in classes of 15

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yet kids are allowed to go from one parents house to the others"
exactly and the schools are reopening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a load of twaddle, they can’t even police/enforce what happens outdoors let alone indoors oooooo i know

Ohhh I know for a fact they can lol hey you're an arresting sight "

"Freeze, put em up"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Totally unenforceable. They can't control what people do in public, let alone in private.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yet kids are allowed to go from one parents house to the othersexactly and the schools are reopening "
my kids don't go from house to house so their dad visits them here. Its not the first time I've broke the law and it won't be the last. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yet kids are allowed to go from one parents house to the othersexactly and the schools are reopening my kids don't go from house to house so their dad visits them here. Its not the first time I've broke the law and it won't be the last. Lol "
hey but keep it to yourself you don't know whos reading lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a load of twaddle, they can’t even police/enforce what happens outdoors let alone indoors oooooo i know

Ohhh I know for a fact they can lol hey you're an arresting sight

"Freeze, put em up" "

pud em uuuuuuup

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By *atEvolutionCouple  over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke.

hahahaha - Can't believe you read the Sun. (spit)

Everybody knows it's still illegal to let strangers into your house (except for access to the garden). The Sun (spit) just added the word SEX because that's responsible journalism. The Same Clause makes it also illegal to murder a journalist not from your own household from within your own household. So. Please do that outside.

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/558/pdfs/uksi_20200558_en.pdf

Regulation 7 (starting on page 4) - any 'gathering' not on that list of exclusions will be illegal after 11.30am..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/558/pdfs/uksi_20200558_en.pdf

Regulation 7 (starting on page 4) - any 'gathering' not on that list of exclusions will be illegal after 11.30am.."

It's a regulation, not a law. Laws are enforceable regulations aren't. Nowhere does it state the word illegal.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

MP’s and advisors have special exemption status.

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS  over a year ago

Renfrew

Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As the regulation was passed as an act of Parliament it becomes a law and therefore enforceable..same as many regulations they are acts of parliments...eg health and safety act are also classed as regulations but classed as offences punishable in court...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can also demand to see the original warrant thats been signed with wet ink..ie a real pen...old and archaic but would confound most police in the UK as they would use a printed warrant thats now emailed from the court, the majority of warrant master copies are archived by the court..only serious cases where they may be checked and contested is the original forwarded to the police in England and Wales Scotland slightly different..but do wonder how many JPs are in court to sign warrants..?

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By *i1971Man  over a year ago

Cornwall


"http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/558/pdfs/uksi_20200558_en.pdf

Regulation 7 (starting on page 4) - any 'gathering' not on that list of exclusions will be illegal after 11.30am..

It's a regulation, not a law. Laws are enforceable regulations aren't. Nowhere does it state the word illegal. "

Sorry but regulations are enforceable in law & sit alongside Acts.

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By *ike676767Man  over a year ago

Near Taunton

Just remember that in some parts of the world punishment for such an act is death. That should help us all put matters in perspective.

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"The actual guidance says in england you can walk through a person's house to access their garden and you can use their toilet.

So my excuse is I'm having a major shit."

They'll demand to see the evidence!

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By *himp_KittenCouple  over a year ago

Preston


"Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home"

There's so much bull in that fairytale we're no going to even start.. maybe open up with once upon a time for the next one.

And were not surprised the copper looked confused.. it wasn't with your clearly superior grasp of the law though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent "

Ha ha very true, they clearly didn't consider swingers who pay that anyway for a space to have a little romp about lol

Although if you do it in your garden, it's perfectly within the rules, only broken rule is not observing social distancing.

Too many loopholes, and too many people have had enough of lock down for various reasons

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By *aulaxd500TV/TS  over a year ago

Wigan

Surely the defence is you drove to test your eyesight, got to your friends, didn't feel well enough to drive home so stayed overnight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Even better one if you drove there..you can say you had alcohol and therefore was in an unfit condition to drive so stayed the night in order to not break the law by driving under the influence of alcohol, you obeyed social distancing by sleeping in separate rooms.....well ventilated by having open windows and the moans and groans they heard was you watching porn...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t see how they can check on this unless there is a massive orgy that will make some noise ...orgy bloody hell never been to one ...sorry anyway

Without a Parabolic Listening device and a trained set of ears I doubt you can check on couples having their wicked and god damn right to have each other

I would be surprised if this got off the ground abd I’ve checked the news media and the usual shit ones all going on about it yet the BBC ( not to be confused with the other acronym of BBC) have not mentioned it

It’s a people’s Liberty taking away their rights and if they make it official today I think it will cause a lot of damage as well as a far more serious problem with peoples mental health and physical health too

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"None of it makes sense. All the rules contradict each other. "

Indeed. I can't sit in the canteen at work with colleagues, or make a cup of tea as they can't clean the kettle between use but I can sit in a packed tube, cheek by jowl with other commuters.

Good thing I have an iq higher than my shoe size to apply commonsense and protect myself as best I can.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You just simply move in with the person for a couple of hours then move out again after

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple  over a year ago

A place where others reside (nr Oxford)

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple  over a year ago

A place where others reside (nr Oxford)


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent

Ha ha very true, they clearly didn't consider swingers who pay that anyway for a space to have a little romp about lol

Although if you do it in your garden, it's perfectly within the rules, only broken rule is not observing social distancing.

Too many loopholes, and too many people have had enough of lock down for various reasons "

Doing it in your garden is still 'potentially' illegal. It's a public decency offence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

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By *reyyaMan  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say "

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent

Ha ha very true, they clearly didn't consider swingers who pay that anyway for a space to have a little romp about lol

Although if you do it in your garden, it's perfectly within the rules, only broken rule is not observing social distancing.

Too many loopholes, and too many people have had enough of lock down for various reasons

Doing it in your garden is still 'potentially' illegal. It's a public decency offence. "

A public Indecency offence also comes with its own loopholes... One being that someone needs to have seen it and been offended by it.... So dont offend your neighbors, invite them round to watch lol

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple  over a year ago

A place where others reside (nr Oxford)


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent

Ha ha very true, they clearly didn't consider swingers who pay that anyway for a space to have a little romp about lol

Although if you do it in your garden, it's perfectly within the rules, only broken rule is not observing social distancing.

Too many loopholes, and too many people have had enough of lock down for various reasons

Doing it in your garden is still 'potentially' illegal. It's a public decency offence.

A public Indecency offence also comes with its own loopholes... One being that someone needs to have seen it and been offended by it.... So dont offend your neighbors, invite them round to watch lol "

Ha ha. Depends if you fancy your neighbours doesn't it.

They don't need to have seen it by the way. Only that someone could see it. Obviously it would require someone to see it to report it though ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies. "

As a south African who lived through the 1994 elections, Mandela didn't run the country long enough for his vision to be realised, he was too old to run a country by the time he was released.... So no the uncivilised unrest is nothing to do with him.... It went tits up with Jacob Zuma and his cronies over threw Mandela's choice replacement Thabo Mbeki.... Zuma won the popularity vote amongst people while Mbeki was out of the country trying to build investment relationships, and convinced people that Mbeki was an absent president because he wasnt out shaking hands with joe blog.... And that's my political history lesson for the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent

Ha ha very true, they clearly didn't consider swingers who pay that anyway for a space to have a little romp about lol

Although if you do it in your garden, it's perfectly within the rules, only broken rule is not observing social distancing.

Too many loopholes, and too many people have had enough of lock down for various reasons

Doing it in your garden is still 'potentially' illegal. It's a public decency offence.

A public Indecency offence also comes with its own loopholes... One being that someone needs to have seen it and been offended by it.... So dont offend your neighbors, invite them round to watch lol

Ha ha. Depends if you fancy your neighbours doesn't it.

They don't need to have seen it by the way. Only that someone could see it. Obviously it would require someone to see it to report it though ha ha"

We'll tbh my elderly neighbors may have a heart attack from the excitement lol.... They are both lovely though

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple  over a year ago

A place where others reside (nr Oxford)


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent

Ha ha very true, they clearly didn't consider swingers who pay that anyway for a space to have a little romp about lol

Although if you do it in your garden, it's perfectly within the rules, only broken rule is not observing social distancing.

Too many loopholes, and too many people have had enough of lock down for various reasons

Doing it in your garden is still 'potentially' illegal. It's a public decency offence.

A public Indecency offence also comes with its own loopholes... One being that someone needs to have seen it and been offended by it.... So dont offend your neighbors, invite them round to watch lol

Ha ha. Depends if you fancy your neighbours doesn't it.

They don't need to have seen it by the way. Only that someone could see it. Obviously it would require someone to see it to report it though ha ha

We'll tbh my elderly neighbors may have a heart attack from the excitement lol.... They are both lovely though "

Sweet of you to consider their wellbeing before romping in the garden. Hopefully they don't catch you and they're not hospitalised as a result of the 'over excitement'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even if you are caught and fined it's only £50 if you pay it in first 2 weeks. Compare that to price of hotel room for example and there's many that won't find that much of a deterrent

Ha ha very true, they clearly didn't consider swingers who pay that anyway for a space to have a little romp about lol

Although if you do it in your garden, it's perfectly within the rules, only broken rule is not observing social distancing.

Too many loopholes, and too many people have had enough of lock down for various reasons

Doing it in your garden is still 'potentially' illegal. It's a public decency offence.

A public Indecency offence also comes with its own loopholes... One being that someone needs to have seen it and been offended by it.... So dont offend your neighbors, invite them round to watch lol

Ha ha. Depends if you fancy your neighbours doesn't it.

They don't need to have seen it by the way. Only that someone could see it. Obviously it would require someone to see it to report it though ha ha

We'll tbh my elderly neighbors may have a heart attack from the excitement lol.... They are both lovely though

Sweet of you to consider their wellbeing before romping in the garden. Hopefully they don't catch you and they're not hospitalised as a result of the 'over excitement' "

Of course I do, Im a good neighbour

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By *mmabluTV/TS  over a year ago

upton wirral


"What the fuck, I use looking forward to having some naughty 3somes.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-your-house-person-another-22117105"

Has been from day one

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By *arry247Couple  over a year ago

Wakefield

It is only banned if you are new at it we are elite sexual athletes and therefore exempt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sure most make coppers that bust there way into someone's house to see 3 women having sex are not gona split it up

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By *ilancsguyMan  over a year ago

Burnley

This alleged ban can only be temporary as hotels already saying they are reopening from 4th July - various hotel chains already emailed me saying re-opening in accordance with Govt guidelines. So if hotels open sometime in July how does the state stop 2 adults meeting up even if pretending to be Mr & Mrs X

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"This alleged ban can only be temporary as hotels already saying they are reopening from 4th July - various hotel chains already emailed me saying re-opening in accordance with Govt guidelines. So if hotels open sometime in July how does the state stop 2 adults meeting up even if pretending to be Mr & Mrs X"

Precisely why it makes no sense at all lol.

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By *j48Man  over a year ago

Wigan

The whole lockdown, do this, don't do that is a complete waste of time and effort..

The experiment has been - how much will the population swallow and do as we say...

Point made - sheep

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By * F 2018Couple  over a year ago

shropshire


"Well they've clear not dont anything about it on the estate we live on

Having parties and people just walking in to other peoples houses "

And they would still expect to be looked after by the NHS if they caught the virus badly enough! The social distance was put in place for a reason

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By *atexbisexTV/TS  over a year ago

Central London

The police haven't been given the power to enter your home in order to enforce that or any other lockdown 'rule', so they wouldn't be able to do anything about it even if they wanted to

From the Mirror article that the original poster linked to:

''No10 added officers have no powers to enter someone's home for breaking the lockdown rules - unless they suspect "serious" crime''

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The police haven't been given the power to enter your home in order to enforce that or any other lockdown 'rule', so they wouldn't be able to do anything about it even if they wanted to

From the Mirror article that the original poster linked to:

''No10 added officers have no powers to enter someone's home for breaking the lockdown rules - unless they suspect "serious" crime''"

Best make sure no one screams too loudly then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should have bets on which mp will break this rule first

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By *wistedwarriorMan  over a year ago

Near and Far

It's not illegal its a rule just like the last ones how many have you all broken and it doesn't say anything about having sex with someone this is just some journo who thinks their being funny read the actual covid guidelines and judge for your self

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By *ipsy74Woman  over a year ago

Maidstone

its an interpretation - it states

“7.—(1) During the emergency period, unless paragraph (2) applies, no person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place—

(a) outdoors, and consists of more than six persons, or

(b) indoors, and consists of two or more persons.

its short term

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But social distance outdoors is not legally enforceable. So basically the health regs were written by a dogger.

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By *he Ring WraithMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Well they've clear not dont anything about it on the estate we live on

Having parties and people just walking in to other peoples houses

And they would still expect to be looked after by the NHS if they caught the virus badly enough! The social distance was put in place for a reason "

It was, and the reason is still valid, but I could sit with my son at his house or mine and have a beer with him 2 metres from him better than I can stay 2 metres away from customers at work and him at his place of work the same.

why is meeting family a greater risk that being in a supermarket with loads of random people.

I agree house parties would be silly, but visiting family and close friends being dangerous - really !

take away the 'sex is illegal' line and what they are saying is you cant visit friends its dangerous … yeh right, I am sure all those nice MP's are happily visiting !

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By *kstallionMan  over a year ago

milton keynes

So the mirror just being the mirror then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'd take a chance on a fit copper coming to handcuff me for breaking the rules. I'd take his punishment if it suited me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol I'm sure he wouldn't mind...

Neither would I actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a load of twaddle, they can’t even police/enforce what happens outdoors let alone indoors "

That’s true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t worry, just fuck in the garden!!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not going to stop anyone, they're going to do it anyway especially those you should see in the north east they're banging left right and center yet complaining not to meet yet they're doing it themselves who knows right?"

Err i live in the north east and i can assure theres no banging going on in my household. Not for 3 months or more so speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yet kids are allowed to go from one parents house to the othersexactly and the schools are reopening my kids don't go from house to house so their dad visits them here. Its not the first time I've broke the law and it won't be the last. Lol "

Just a troublemaker you. Miss DM100 hahahs

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies. "

South Africa was 'civilised' pre Mandela?

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Well I'd take a chance on a fit copper coming to handcuff me for breaking the rules. I'd take his punishment if it suited me "

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By *hongguyMan  over a year ago

dewsbury

do you truly believe all the rubbish that they print in the papers this virus as truly shown up how many gullible people sorry sheep sheep this country has in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies. "

Say WHAT!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies.

South Africa was 'civilised' pre Mandela?"

WTF r u talking about?

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

So I cannot fuck my cleaner (Who can enter my house legally) in the house, but I can take her to the summer house at the top of the garden and legally fuck her there.

After she has done the cleaning of course

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Looks like a trip to the countryside in the van , its not a house , its a mobile love nest ,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well covid does transmit through semen lol ffs

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By *heblackmacMan  over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

For females and if you get caught,they will swipe your cervix to proof if you have sex with another person from a different house illegally if you deny it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry officer, I was merely checking if my eyes still worked...yes, it's a cock

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By *urenutsMan  over a year ago

waltham cross/Dartford

I'll say I was checking my eyes. I need pussy juice to was my eyes officer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How can they enforce that lol "
through your phone they have the technology they can track you to a home you don't live at and with satellite watch you enter front door, you have by virtue of the fact you don't live there committed the crime but they then use heat imagery technology to follow you in the home as soon as two bodies merge into one they know one person is on top of the other copulating, the swat team move in with the fines book, on the spot £100 fine if you can't pay they take you away

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By *urenutsMan  over a year ago

waltham cross/Dartford

If there are child care issues you are allowed to meet in your house. Here's the loop hole.

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"How can they enforce that lol through your phone they have the technology they can track you to a home you don't live at and with satellite watch you enter front door, you have by virtue of the fact you don't live there committed the crime but they then use heat imagery technology to follow you in the home as soon as two bodies merge into one they know one person is on top of the other copulating, the swat team move in with the fines book, on the spot £100 fine if you can't pay they take you away "

Song from the 1966 which you are too young to remember:

They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

They're coming to take me away Ho Ho

Hee Hee Ha Haaa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time...

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Sorry officer, I was merely checking if my eyes still worked...yes, it's a cock

"

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By *obdoesitMan  over a year ago

Heswall

The point i think is being missed. Infection pure and simple. Do people go out to get aids or any std. Imagine, you cant keep away till it is safe? You meet someone for a quick shag etc. then a week or so later you feel unwell, see where i am going here. You het worse, you end up with Covid. You die and the nurse whom has selflessly been at you bed side speaks to, your mum or dad, nan or granddad or sun or daughter. They ask how did they contract Covid 19? You are told he/she where swingers. Bang.

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Its to try and stop the baby boom that could happen if you hook up with people from other households, dont forget to carry your condoms, and check your eye sight,

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS  over a year ago

Renfrew


"Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home

There's so much bull in that fairytale we're no going to even start.. maybe open up with once upon a time for the next one.

And were not surprised the copper looked confused.. it wasn't with your clearly superior grasp of the law though "

Hey I'm not stopping you allowing your Government to tell you what to do in your own home, if you feel comfortable thinking the Government is there to look after you and protect you then that's good with me.

As for my knowledge on the law, well I've had so many comments like yours in the past by others, only to prove those others they were wrong.

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By *laymateteeMan  over a year ago

bristol


"How can they enforce that lol "

Lol i guess the nosey neighbours will finally have something to do

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)


"The point i think is being missed. Infection pure and simple. Do people go out to get aids or any std. Imagine, you cant keep away till it is safe? You meet someone for a quick shag etc. then a week or so later you feel unwell, see where i am going here. You het worse, you end up with Covid. You die and the nurse whom has selflessly been at you bed side speaks to, your mum or dad, nan or granddad or sun or daughter. They ask how did they contract Covid 19? You are told he/she where swingers. Bang. "
I'm sorry but it's not just swingers being affected. And many people are now suffering with the lack of physical human contact... not just the sex

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By *laymateteeMan  over a year ago

bristol


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies. "

Let me guess, you and your family must have benefited from Apartheid. Your sound like a sour Boer

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"The point i think is being missed. Infection pure and simple. Do people go out to get aids or any std. Imagine, you cant keep away till it is safe? You meet someone for a quick shag etc. then a week or so later you feel unwell, see where i am going here. You het worse, you end up with Covid. You die and the nurse whom has selflessly been at you bed side speaks to, your mum or dad, nan or granddad or sun or daughter. They ask how did they contract Covid 19? You are told he/she where swingers. Bang. I'm sorry but it's not just swingers being affected. And many people are now suffering with the lack of physical human contact... not just the sex"

Possibly, not sure why the glib headlines are being bandied around so readily and unchallenged. Certainly every TV advert is telling me I must be suffering with mental health issues now I've been in my house for 10 weeks.

We are intelligent adults right? We know what the disease can do to some people and we know how to stay safe from it. Make your own minds up.

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell

As I said over in the other thread on this subject, the new legislation could present a problem for Fab - and all similar sites - as until such time as it is repealed, facilitating meets would be encouraging/condoning an illegal activity...

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)


"As I said over in the other thread on this subject, the new legislation could present a problem for Fab - and all similar sites - as until such time as it is repealed, facilitating meets would be encouraging/condoning an illegal activity..."
surely it is only till lockdown is removed x

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell


"surely it is only till lockdown is removed x "

Yes, whenever that might be - but after 10 weeks they've felt it necessary to clarify specifics, so those restrictions are obviously not being eased anytime soon...

....staus updates and cryptic messages indicate that some people here are still actively seeking meets - the issue may arise if someone's caught and evidence obtained showing arrangements were made through Fab (or the like)...

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By *winging_couple300Couple  over a year ago

Doncaster

Think it’s only illegal for someone not from your household to stay the night, you can enter the property to use the bathroom but don’t think it specified what you can do in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies.

Let me guess, you and your family must have benefited from Apartheid. Your sound like a sour Boer "

boer never boo'd in my life I'm a cheerer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"surely it is only till lockdown is removed x

Yes, whenever that might be - but after 10 weeks they've felt it necessary to clarify specifics, so those restrictions are obviously not being eased anytime soon...

....staus updates and cryptic messages indicate that some people here are still actively seeking meets - the issue may arise if someone's caught and evidence obtained showing arrangements were made through Fab (or the like)..."

I think it's about youngsters meeting, let's face it 10 weeks and no meets for a teenager is a lifetime. It's also not fair for randy people to be bottled up?

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By *himp_KittenCouple  over a year ago

Preston


"Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home

There's so much bull in that fairytale we're no going to even start.. maybe open up with once upon a time for the next one.

And were not surprised the copper looked confused.. it wasn't with your clearly superior grasp of the law though

Hey I'm not stopping you allowing your Government to tell you what to do in your own home, if you feel comfortable thinking the Government is there to look after you and protect you then that's good with me.

As for my knowledge on the law, well I've had so many comments like yours in the past by others, only to prove those others they were wrong.

"

Ok...

prove us wrong?

Firstly explain why the police need insurance to step on your property... and where is this documented?

Trespass is also a civil offence.. so good luck with that one... and if a person entering the boundary of another persons property was case for possible liable action should something go wrong.. well royal mail and parcel force would be leaving your parcels on the street.

Various laws from section 32 / 17 / and common law grant them entry without a warrant on certain conditions.

Then there's section 8 warrants, again obtained at a court with a power of entry.. and nope.. no insurance certificate or swimming badge needed for those.

Driving insurance has jack all to do with a power of entry and is a terrible comparison .. your logic then dictates if you want to go into ASDA and buy some shopping you have to be insured in case you damage a shelf..

Also like all organisations they have standing public liability insurance.

But thankfully we've never had the police come to our door (that's a lie, they did warn us about recent thefts in the area and offered advice) and we've never had to explain this to them.. oddly the police don't have any reason to come to our door and I don't have to pretend I know what i'm talking about..

And also.. it ain't my government. I simply subscribe to knowledge is power and like to know what people can and can't do should the situation ever arise.

Try searching google.. that'll give you a helping hand and probably stop you building a moat for your castle, unless you want a moat.. but beware you need planning permission for em.. pesky government.

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By *laymateteeMan  over a year ago

bristol


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies.

As a south African who lived through the 1994 elections, Mandela didn't run the country long enough for his vision to be realised, he was too old to run a country by the time he was released.... So no the uncivilised unrest is nothing to do with him.... It went tits up with Jacob Zuma and his cronies over threw Mandela's choice replacement Thabo Mbeki.... Zuma won the popularity vote amongst people while Mbeki was out of the country trying to build investment relationships, and convinced people that Mbeki was an absent president because he wasnt out shaking hands with joe blog.... And that's my political history lesson for the day "

Well said. Most people like to talk about what they've read. We lived it and experienced it first hand. AMANDLA ?

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By *laymateteeMan  over a year ago

bristol


"nelson Mandela was caged for over 20 years he survived and become the leader of the country that imprisoned him........... what does that say

Google RSA and see what has happened to a once civilised country and its people under the "civilising" influence of Mandella and his cronies.

Let me guess, you and your family must have benefited from Apartheid. Your sound like a sour Boer boer never boo'd in my life I'm a cheerer "

My comment was directed to the person who responded to yours

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By *ilthyboy888Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

Why should you do as the law says ,make you own mind up think for yourself an dont belive the media or government as you are lied to every single day .wake up ,people have the power not them .

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By *yn drwgMan  over a year ago

Camarthen

Fuck them !

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By *inkerbell67Woman  over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

You can send your kids to school and go to the beach ,can even have barbecues with your friends in garden ,say they get d*unk do they have to drive home or get taxi or just pass out on sofa lol the government has no idea whats it doing

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS  over a year ago

Renfrew


"Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home

There's so much bull in that fairytale we're no going to even start.. maybe open up with once upon a time for the next one.

And were not surprised the copper looked confused.. it wasn't with your clearly superior grasp of the law though

Hey I'm not stopping you allowing your Government to tell you what to do in your own home, if you feel comfortable thinking the Government is there to look after you and protect you then that's good with me.

As for my knowledge on the law, well I've had so many comments like yours in the past by others, only to prove those others they were wrong.

Ok...

prove us wrong?

Firstly explain why the police need insurance to step on your property... and where is this documented?

Trespass is also a civil offence.. so good luck with that one... and if a person entering the boundary of another persons property was case for possible liable action should something go wrong.. well royal mail and parcel force would be leaving your parcels on the street.

Various laws from section 32 / 17 / and common law grant them entry without a warrant on certain conditions.

Then there's section 8 warrants, again obtained at a court with a power of entry.. and nope.. no insurance certificate or swimming badge needed for those.

Driving insurance has jack all to do with a power of entry and is a terrible comparison .. your logic then dictates if you want to go into ASDA and buy some shopping you have to be insured in case you damage a shelf..

Also like all organisations they have standing public liability insurance.

But thankfully we've never had the police come to our door (that's a lie, they did warn us about recent thefts in the area and offered advice) and we've never had to explain this to them.. oddly the police don't have any reason to come to our door and I don't have to pretend I know what i'm talking about..

And also.. it ain't my government. I simply subscribe to knowledge is power and like to know what people can and can't do should the situation ever arise.

Try searching google.. that'll give you a helping hand and probably stop you building a moat for your castle, unless you want a moat.. but beware you need planning permission for em.. pesky government.

"

Ok if they step foot on your property and they cause damage or harm to your property, if the warrant isnt insured then the police officer is personally liable.

Parcel Force and Royal mail arent coming to your property telling you what to do on your own property are they? Asda will have public liability insurance in case you damage a shelf.

Now back to t warrant, if as you say their public insurance covers them to come onto Private Property and inflict damage or perform an assualt or battery on you to say for example to drag you into court because you havent paid a fine? then they should present a copy of that insurance document, ever wondered why they dont produce the insurance document, because it doesnt cover them to come onto PRIVATE property, thats why, and because 95% of the people dont challenge it then they will continue to try to get away with it whilst the 95% of people think they have that right to do so.

If it isnt your Government, why are you rolling over and dancing to their tune???

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By *himp_KittenCouple  over a year ago

Preston


"Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home

There's so much bull in that fairytale we're no going to even start.. maybe open up with once upon a time for the next one.

And were not surprised the copper looked confused.. it wasn't with your clearly superior grasp of the law though

Hey I'm not stopping you allowing your Government to tell you what to do in your own home, if you feel comfortable thinking the Government is there to look after you and protect you then that's good with me.

As for my knowledge on the law, well I've had so many comments like yours in the past by others, only to prove those others they were wrong.

Ok...

prove us wrong?

Firstly explain why the police need insurance to step on your property... and where is this documented?

Trespass is also a civil offence.. so good luck with that one... and if a person entering the boundary of another persons property was case for possible liable action should something go wrong.. well royal mail and parcel force would be leaving your parcels on the street.

Various laws from section 32 / 17 / and common law grant them entry without a warrant on certain conditions.

Then there's section 8 warrants, again obtained at a court with a power of entry.. and nope.. no insurance certificate or swimming badge needed for those.

Driving insurance has jack all to do with a power of entry and is a terrible comparison .. your logic then dictates if you want to go into ASDA and buy some shopping you have to be insured in case you damage a shelf..

Also like all organisations they have standing public liability insurance.

But thankfully we've never had the police come to our door (that's a lie, they did warn us about recent thefts in the area and offered advice) and we've never had to explain this to them.. oddly the police don't have any reason to come to our door and I don't have to pretend I know what i'm talking about..

And also.. it ain't my government. I simply subscribe to knowledge is power and like to know what people can and can't do should the situation ever arise.

Try searching google.. that'll give you a helping hand and probably stop you building a moat for your castle, unless you want a moat.. but beware you need planning permission for em.. pesky government.

Ok if they step foot on your property and they cause damage or harm to your property, if the warrant isnt insured then the police officer is personally liable.

Parcel Force and Royal mail arent coming to your property telling you what to do on your own property are they? Asda will have public liability insurance in case you damage a shelf.

Now back to t warrant, if as you say their public insurance covers them to come onto Private Property and inflict damage or perform an assualt or battery on you to say for example to drag you into court because you havent paid a fine? then they should present a copy of that insurance document, ever wondered why they dont produce the insurance document, because it doesnt cover them to come onto PRIVATE property, thats why, and because 95% of the people dont challenge it then they will continue to try to get away with it whilst the 95% of people think they have that right to do so.

If it isnt your Government, why are you rolling over and dancing to their tune???

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So your response to fact is to give your opinion.

It's a fact they don't need to produce a certificate.

It's a fact that should they damage something inside your house the public liability insurance they have covers that.

You deflect the arguement you posted about people stepping onto your property by changing the context of your arguement. Firstly you say stepping onto your property, now you say to assault you and damage your property.

I doubt royal mail wants to punch you.. well..

Oh and do you honestly think some of the most organised crime gangs in the uk don't research the law.. and when the police turn up at the door with a warrant just happen to have missed this amazing insurance certificate defence you have stumbled on... nooooo... why.. because that's not a thing.

Plus if you have insurance you don't need to carry a copy of the certificate with you everywhere you go.. if you're insured.. well you're insured..

Also the police don't enforce fines.. the court passes them on to the court bailiffs.. so that's nonsense.

So far none of what you have said makes any sense. But hey if you want to believe you took a stand, puffed your chest out and scared the nasty police man away.. well power to you.

We're yet to find ourselves corrected by your lack of facts and poor examples.

And as for dancing to the government's tune, as stated before power is knowledge.. we would rather be armed with the facts than giving the cops a good laugh as we scream get out of my castle and where is the direct line insurance form.

We simply can't stand people posting complete rubbish and others taking it for fact, so we prefer to challenge and correct so others don't get taken in by utter rubbish and fantasy.

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By *otonfoxMan  over a year ago

Southampton

It’s illegal to stay overnight so daytime fun sounds fine

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By *eddy and legsCouple  over a year ago

the wetlands


"Oh according to some people they can tell you what to do in your own home.

Well a police officer did try that with me, stopped him at my front gate and said your jurisdiction stops there. He mentioned something about obtaining a court warrant if he had to. I told him to make sure he brought the insurance certificate that secures the warrant because if he doesn't, then he is personally liable for the trespass on my property. He looked confused so I put it to him in plain English, if I take my car a private vehicle onto a public road, it has to be insured, some thing applies if a public servant wishes to come onto my private property, he must be insured.

With that he left, this is how I know this works.

Governments work for us we employ them, they don't do as they are told then it's P45 time.

Your home is your castle you do what you want in your private home"

Not really sure where to start with that one to be honest..

I guess I'll just say no lol

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I very much hope that this is a temporary ruling.

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By *onelockMan  over a year ago

Corby

So that means I can't see my girlfriend or my wife anymore because I don't live in the same household with neither of them ?? what should I do now? Any ideas?

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"So that means I can't see my girlfriend or my wife anymore because I don't live in the same household with neither of them ?? what should I do now? Any ideas?"

You can see them but you can't be in the same house unless one of you is using the toilet or walking through to the garden.

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By *ad girl2Couple  over a year ago

ashford kent

the fine is £1000 it was sad on this morning and the law also meeting out side for sex

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By *hybloke67Man  over a year ago

ROMFORD


"So that means I can't see my girlfriend or my wife anymore because I don't live in the same household with neither of them ?? what should I do now? Any ideas?

You can see them but you can't be in the same house unless one of you is using the toilet or walking through to the garden.

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As said above, you can see them but follow the Government rules.

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By *eddy and legsCouple  over a year ago

the wetlands


"the fine is £1000 it was sad on this morning and the law also meeting out side for sex

"

That's more rubbish then

There is no possible enforcement of social distancing outside, although if your caught by the police having sex outside that might be the least of your worries

For a group labelling themselves swingers many of whom have been risking sex outdoors for years you're overthinking this

Of course we won't be for a while but it sure as fk isn't because of a farticle in the daily fail or whatever

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the fine is £1000 it was sad on this morning and the law also meeting out side for sex

"

its always sad...... this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can send your kids to school and go to the beach ,can even have barbecues with your friends in garden ,say they get d*unk do they have to drive home or get taxi or just pass out on sofa lol the government has no idea whats it doing "
we do though eh

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By *ustysailorMan  over a year ago

lowestoft


"The actual guidance says in england you can walk through a person's house to access their garden and you can use their toilet.

So my excuse is I'm having a major shit."

can I cum and use your loo

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By *ancs_tgirl_38TV/TS  over a year ago

Blackpool

What are they going to do, send Reg Hollis round to folks house's

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