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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
I'm not, I've started seeing dicks everywhere and my innuendo game is strong as fuck. Last night I saw a picture that said 'you had me at', of course I just saw the word MEAT. Big juicy man meat! Oh dear, I've set myself off now. Did I mention penis? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Haha, I know this feeling as the longer you go without any the more you want it
I find the opposite actually. I can get into a groove of ignoring it"
Same, unfortunately this time that doesn't seem to be happening, it's getting worse, I'll start humping people's legs soon  |
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Bromide in my tea to reduce my libido. Then saw on the internet that they are putting nanobots in the bromide and that these can be controlled by the illuminati via 5G to change my DNA so that I will become a muzzle wearing zombie.
Note to readership: other conspiracy theories exist |
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"Haha, I know this feeling as the longer you go without any the more you want it
I find the opposite actually. I can get into a groove of ignoring it
Same, unfortunately this time that doesn't seem to be happening, it's getting worse, I'll start humping people's legs soon "
i started trying to kiss my cat... he hates me  |
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"Bromide in my tea to reduce my libido. Then saw on the internet that they are putting nanobots in the bromide and that these can be controlled by the illuminati via 5G to change my DNA so that I will become a muzzle wearing zombie.
Note to readership: other conspiracy theories exist"
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
"Haha, I know this feeling as the longer you go without any the more you want it"
I am spending a lot of time literally doing anything to keep my mind busy. I feel sorry for people when clubs reopen x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone. Was interested to hear how everyone is dealing with the sexual drought during covid as we can't meet people. Any tips on how to deal with it?
Have a wank "
this was exactly my thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha, I know this feeling as the longer you go without any the more you want it
I find the opposite actually. I can get into a groove of ignoring it"
same ... longer i go without the less arsed i am ... as soon as i start again cant get enough
twice in my life ive done over a year and just wasnt. bothered |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
i actually don't really miss the sex element...
I do miss the hugs and the social side of swinging the most!!!!
I didn't realise i was that much of a "hugger"... i do now!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone. Was interested to hear how everyone is dealing with the sexual drought during covid as we can't meet people. Any tips on how to deal with it? "
Regular and frenzied compulsive masturbation. My cock now looks like a cross between a dog's chew toy and a whoops aisle Pepperami. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not, I've started seeing dicks everywhere and my innuendo game is strong as fuck. Last night I saw a picture that said 'you had me at', of course I just saw the word MEAT. Big juicy man meat! Oh dear, I've set myself off now. Did I mention penis? "
oh dear |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'm not, I've started seeing dicks everywhere and my innuendo game is strong as fuck. Last night I saw a picture that said 'you had me at', of course I just saw the word MEAT. Big juicy man meat! Oh dear, I've set myself off now. Did I mention penis?
oh dear"
Penis! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not, I've started seeing dicks everywhere and my innuendo game is strong as fuck. Last night I saw a picture that said 'you had me at', of course I just saw the word MEAT. Big juicy man meat! Oh dear, I've set myself off now. Did I mention penis?
oh dear
Penis! "
Another penis bump. Big fat juicy one. Throbbing even. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'm not, I've started seeing dicks everywhere and my innuendo game is strong as fuck. Last night I saw a picture that said 'you had me at', of course I just saw the word MEAT. Big juicy man meat! Oh dear, I've set myself off now. Did I mention penis?
oh dear
Penis!
Another penis bump. Big fat juicy one. Throbbing even. "
Oh don't, you'll start me off twitching again  |
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Self control, distraction, wanking.
Be glad I'm doing my bit to help.
