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By *ook OP   Man  over a year ago

london

Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Someone's taking the pith!

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

We have some citrus trees in Spain, will bring some back for everyone when we can get over lol

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Bexley


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite. "

More media drivel.

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Bexley


"We have some citrus trees in Spain, will bring some back for everyone when we can get over lol "

We have small lemon and orange trees in our back garden in N Kent. The lemons are currently turning yellow. Can't wait for a G&T.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It was on the radio on Tuesday that a woman had brought loads of lettuces for around 45p each from various local supermarkets and was reselling them for £2.50 each!

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Bexley


"It was on the radio on Tuesday that a woman had brought loads of lettuces for around 45p each from various local supermarkets and was reselling them for £2.50 each!

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More fool the idiots buying them.

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"We have some citrus trees in Spain, will bring some back for everyone when we can get over lol

We have small lemon and orange trees in our back garden in N Kent. The lemons are currently turning yellow. Can't wait for a G&T."

Aw delicious I bet you can’t wait, we have missed out on ours this year, they will all be on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It was on the radio on Tuesday that a woman had brought loads of lettuces for around 45p each from various local supermarkets and was reselling them for £2.50 each!

More fool the idiots buying them."

Actually no more fool the person that buys them so that others can't.

If nobody buys them at the inflated price, they will go in the bin.

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite. "

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Someone's taking the pith!"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I've got some lemons ripened on my trees here, if anyone needs them for a drink

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

We'll all get scurvy

(*It's a joke, to all those sans a sense of humour )

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton


"It was on the radio on Tuesday that a woman had brought loads of lettuces for around 45p each from various local supermarkets and was reselling them for £2.50 each!

More fool the idiots buying them."

They only brought them cos they needed them

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By *moothman2000Man  over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

I wonder how much of it is consumed accidentally?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite. "

Lol. Yip it's all sh*t. No shortage in my local supermarket today.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

That's half a kilo of lettuce for every man woman and child! Per week. Holy crap. That means every one... Baby to aged pensioners is eating about 3 lettuces per week.... How the fuck are we all so overweight then?

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By *ob198XaMan  over a year ago

teleford


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

Buying 35,000 tonnes is not the same as consuming 35,000 tonnes.. I bet 2/3rds ends up in the bin!

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care

That's half a kilo of lettuce for every man woman and child! Per week. Holy crap. That means every one... Baby to aged pensioners is eating about 3 lettuces per week.... How the fuck are we all so overweight then? "

We only have one a week between us so somebody is eating our other 5, just greedy

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care

Buying 35,000 tonnes is not the same as consuming 35,000 tonnes.. I bet 2/3rds ends up in the bin!"

Yes I cut out the middle man and hoy mine straight in the bin, along with the cabbage. Still feel virtuous for attempting to eat the wretched stuff mind.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care

That's half a kilo of lettuce for every man woman and child! Per week. Holy crap. That means every one... Baby to aged pensioners is eating about 3 lettuces per week.... How the fuck are we all so overweight then? "

I bet most of it ends up on McD's burgers and in BLT butties at Tesco

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By *mmabluTV/TS  over a year ago

upton wirral


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite. "

What a load of bollocks all ie fine will be fine

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By *eedsmale36Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

You do get a lot in a double Big Mac burger it’s always sliding out

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm good, I already have Gordon's orange gin.

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By *ostafunMan  over a year ago

near ipswich

no need to get all lemon about it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How you give a lemon an orgasm?

You tickle its citrus.

Haha!

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By *ook OP   Man  over a year ago

london

Haven’t seen anyone outside tescos desperate for lettuce or lemons yet....

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"How you give a lemon an orgasm?

You tickle its citrus.

Haha!"

Pith off

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

No.. they buy 35000 tons of the stuff...most of it goes in the bin...

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