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Man claims he lost 1.5 inches from the length of his penis after Covid
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That will make sure every man stays Covid free.
If only they reported this 2 years ago
Some of us can’t afford to lose 0.5 inches let alone any more
Article in the mail today so it must be true |
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"I wonder if this might stop the "I have had it 3 times with no problem" boasts? That could put the potential partner right off, starting with -1 inch  "
 no more big dick energy for them probably wont stop them being big dicks though |
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"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.
1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler"
Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes. |
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"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.
1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler
Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes."
Sky remotes, a universally used measurement system, followed closely by the less popular metric |
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"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.
1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler
Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes."
Can you tell my brain was frazzled when I typed the above?!
Anyhow, the loss of dick-age will be related to poorer circulation caused by COVID and resulting in less increase in the volume of the corpus spongeosum during arousal*
*This is the boring answer from my frazzled brain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That will make sure every man stays Covid free.
If only they reported this 2 years ago
Some of us can’t afford to lose 0.5 inches let alone any more
Article in the mail today so it must be true "
Covid really is a proper wanker !!!
Mate if I loose 0.5 I’m basically just a set of balls |
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"That will make sure every man stays Covid free.
If only they reported this 2 years ago
Some of us can’t afford to lose 0.5 inches let alone any more
Article in the mail today so it must be true
Covid really is a proper wanker !!!
Mate if I loose 0.5 I’m basically just a set of balls "
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"That will make sure every man stays Covid free.
If only they reported this 2 years ago
Some of us can’t afford to lose 0.5 inches let alone any more
Article in the mail today so it must be true
Covid really is a proper wanker !!!
Mate if I loose 0.5 I’m basically just a set of balls
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All I can say is thank the gods I am a grower not a shower well so long as it is of the soft length otherwise I may be in trouble if u catch it |
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"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.
1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler
Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes.
Can you tell my brain was frazzled when I typed the above?!
Anyhow, the loss of dick-age will be related to poorer circulation caused by COVID and resulting in less increase in the volume of the corpus spongeosum during arousal*
*This is the boring answer from my frazzled brain "
And here was me just thinking excuses excuses. Just admit you have/are a wee dick!
*delete as appropriate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.
1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler
Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes.
Can you tell my brain was frazzled when I typed the above?!
Anyhow, the loss of dick-age will be related to poorer circulation caused by COVID and resulting in less increase in the volume of the corpus spongeosum during arousal*
*This is the boring answer from my frazzled brain
And here was me just thinking excuses excuses. Just admit you have/are a wee dick!
*delete as appropriate"
As long as covid doesn’t come and take some as a sick momentum!
Na it would still be small |
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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago
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Thai story is about as unbelievable as Nicki Minaj’s cousins friend who’s testicles apparently swelled up and made him impotent
Trouble is it’s on twitter so must have been true apparently!
It’s not by the way 
Just goes to show just how gullible and stupid some people can be.
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