Hi Lucy
Long time fan here..i'm collating my cv and was wondering whether having the ability to provide ping pong balls for your party piece would give me an advantage of the other candidates?
I can also provide a dressing gown delivery service for those occasions where you just want to forget your worries and head on down to the hotel lobby and surf the interweb nude as the day you were born.
I look forward to hearing back from you so that I can provide you with the highest quality CV for your consideration
Matt
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"What are the events people have to compete in?
Obviously there'll be the oral section and of course a practical performance. Hope you don't get stage fright hun !!! "
Well that would be embarassing wouldn't it! I doubt I'd get a good score if I did. But still, you always need someone to lose in a contest, right |
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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Tease can be louis i'll be simon  "
soz hun that position has been taken, bu88les will be simone cowell, tease is louise walsh, maybe you can be danny minogue lol ??? Have to make yourself available and turn up on time for filming though  |
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"of course you can hunni, well that's the audition panel sorted, Kath will do the filming. Think I need a Personal Assistant. Any takers?"
Depends what the duties are and how personal you want them to be  |
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over a year ago
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"of course you can hunni, well that's the audition panel sorted, Kath will do the filming. Think I need a Personal Assistant. Any takers?
Depends what the duties are and how personal you want them to be "
Well hunni, I can be very demandind and I like my P.A. to get up close and personal and to be on hand day and night. |
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"of course you can hunni, well that's the audition panel sorted, Kath will do the filming. Think I need a Personal Assistant. Any takers?
Depends what the duties are and how personal you want them to be
Well hunni, I can be very demandind and I like my P.A. to get up close and personal and to be on hand day and night. "
That's not unreasonable - I could do with a job right now too |
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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I guess the only one left then is Dermot O'Leary..I'll do the pre and post interviews after lucy's shagged em into the ground lol"
Ok Tommo , you can be Dermot The Learer
You can revive them after they've been Lucified |
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