I've yet to meet a woman who doesn't like to watch guys wank. In fact my preference is to fill her with my hot love cream on the first one, then after recovering, and we have sent each other into orbit once again, I like to hold her close to me with my right arm, and wank with my left arm so as she can this time have my love cream wherever she prefers it. I've yet to get a complaint. |
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"How about Erectoplasm.
"She gagged on my purple headed yogurt chucker till I I blew my Erectoplasm over her like a Ghostbuster covering the statue of liberty"   "
Now there's an image I didn't want in my head  |
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"How about Erectoplasm.
"She gagged on my purple headed yogurt chucker till I I blew my Erectoplasm over her like a Ghostbuster covering the statue of liberty"
Now there's an image I didn't want in my head "
Just go re watch the film mate. It's just one massive bukake party involving a 150 foot national landmark. |
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"Why isn’t there a sick emoji on here!
Literally get nothing out of watching a man wank!
Mutual wanking yeah!
Only let very special people cum over my face hehe "
You do as you're told |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"'Love cream'
I prefer to give a lady my fallopian lube  
It's like a copy of Viz on here. Someone will be along to call it 'cock custard' soon enough. "
The first mention of “cock snot up the fart pipe” on here many years ago has gone into the annals (must remember it’s two “n”s, must rememb.....) of Fab history.
It was an auspicious, memorable day  . |
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"'Love cream'
I prefer to give a lady my fallopian lube
It's like a copy of Viz on here. Someone will be along to call it 'cock custard' soon enough.
The first mention of “cock snot up the fart pipe” on here many years ago has gone into the annals (must remember it’s two “n”s, must rememb.....) of Fab history.
It was an auspicious, memorable day ."
Such wonderful poetry  |
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