"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others"
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well  |
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well "
With or without underwear? |
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well
With or without underwear?"
With. I like my presents to be well wrapped and surprising |
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well
With or without underwear?
With. I like my presents to be well wrapped and surprising"
In that case, I’m dressed and ready for my creamy banana! |
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well
With or without underwear?
With. I like my presents to be well wrapped and surprising
In that case, I’m dressed and ready for my creamy banana!"
A nice freshly peeled ripe banana squished between your butt cheeks with brandy cream drizzled all over. This is not just ass eating, this is M&S ass eating.
Finished off with motorboating your cheeks to songs of Barry White  |
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well
With or without underwear?
With. I like my presents to be well wrapped and surprising
In that case, I’m dressed and ready for my creamy banana!
A nice freshly peeled ripe banana squished between your butt cheeks with brandy cream drizzled all over. This is not just ass eating, this is M&S ass eating.
Finished off with motorboating your cheeks to songs of Barry White "
Ohh, this could get awkward. My bananas and cream in the fridge are from Aldi |
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well
With or without underwear?
With. I like my presents to be well wrapped and surprising
In that case, I’m dressed and ready for my creamy banana!
A nice freshly peeled ripe banana squished between your butt cheeks with brandy cream drizzled all over. This is not just ass eating, this is M&S ass eating.
Finished off with motorboating your cheeks to songs of Barry White
Ohh, this could get awkward. My bananas and cream in the fridge are from Aldi "
That's ok, I can make allowances. I prefer Lidl though.
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well
With or without underwear?
With. I like my presents to be well wrapped and surprising
In that case, I’m dressed and ready for my creamy banana!
A nice freshly peeled ripe banana squished between your butt cheeks with brandy cream drizzled all over. This is not just ass eating, this is M&S ass eating.
Finished off with motorboating your cheeks to songs of Barry White
Ohh, this could get awkward. My bananas and cream in the fridge are from Aldi
That's ok, I can make allowances. I prefer Lidl though.
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Phew! |
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well
With or without underwear?
With. I like my presents to be well wrapped and surprising
In that case, I’m dressed and ready for my creamy banana!
A nice freshly peeled ripe banana squished between your butt cheeks with brandy cream drizzled all over. This is not just ass eating, this is M&S ass eating.
Finished off with motorboating your cheeks to songs of Barry White
Ohh, this could get awkward. My bananas and cream in the fridge are from Aldi
That's ok, I can make allowances. I prefer Lidl though.
Phew!"
And I bet you still don't know who Barry White is do you? How can I motorboat a banana split if you dint know |
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"Flip, switch and reverse that statement. Nobody gets to eat mine but I sure do love eating others
I'd pour cream over yours and slide a banana in the cheeks. But you gotta wear those leather trousers as well
With or without underwear?
With. I like my presents to be well wrapped and surprising
In that case, I’m dressed and ready for my creamy banana!
A nice freshly peeled ripe banana squished between your butt cheeks with brandy cream drizzled all over. This is not just ass eating, this is M&S ass eating.
Finished off with motorboating your cheeks to songs of Barry White
Ohh, this could get awkward. My bananas and cream in the fridge are from Aldi
That's ok, I can make allowances. I prefer Lidl though.
Phew!
And I bet you still don't know who Barry White is do you? How can I motorboat a banana split if you dint know "
Nope I don’t. But one thing I do know, the OP doesn’t want to eat ass anymore |
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"You lot scared him off"
Just think how scared he would be if someone actually offered to meet
"That poor innocent lol"
Had his 5 mins of naughty thoughts and then it all became to much he had to go repent of his sins |
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He's fucking gone! Well he's definitely not gonna be turning anyone's arse into a banana split is he.
And Scarlett, I recommend a bit of Barry. They don't call him the walrus of love for nothing ya know |
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"You lot scared him off
Had his 5 mins of naughty thoughts and then it all became to much he had to go repent of his sins"
Probably wanked himself into a coma thinking about eating your ass is more likely Scarlett  |
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"You lot scared him off
Had his 5 mins of naughty thoughts and then it all became to much he had to go repent of his sins
Probably wanked himself into a coma thinking about eating your ass is more likely Scarlett "
Then my good deed for the day is done  |
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"You lot scared him off
Had his 5 mins of naughty thoughts and then it all became to much he had to go repent of his sins
Probably wanked himself into a coma thinking about eating your ass is more likely Scarlett
Then my good deed for the day is done "
Always had you down as a giver fair play  |
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"You lot scared him off
Had his 5 mins of naughty thoughts and then it all became to much he had to go repent of his sins
Probably wanked himself into a coma thinking about eating your ass is more likely Scarlett
Then my good deed for the day is done "
It's a shame you don't like your ass eaten. |
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"Love to have mine eaten, especially with a cheeky finger so.ewhere else too, and I love to eat his ass"
me to yum haha an I see the op as lft the build after all these comments lol. Never mind who uo for some arse licking with me x |
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