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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Arse slapping were talking here. Who likes it? Who doesn't?
Personally im not into it... as one or two people might tell you after they have done it 
like to hear your views.... xx |
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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago
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"Arse slapping were talking here. Who likes it? Who doesn't?
Personally im not into it... as one or two people might tell you after they have done it
like to hear your views.... xx "
Well in this pic ur arse looks very biteable lol xxx  |
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Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!"
Just might? I would for sure and have done when some nutty woman slapped me |
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!
Just might? I would for sure and have done when some nutty woman slapped me "
Well, I couldnt hit a lady, no matter how much she pushed her luck, but I could ask Jayne to hit her lol, and she's got a wicked right hook!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!
Just might? I would for sure and have done when some nutty woman slapped me
Well, I couldnt hit a lady, no matter how much she pushed her luck, but I could ask Jayne to hit her lol, and she's got a wicked right hook!!! "
Us welsh girls pack a punch |
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!
Just might? I would for sure and have done when some nutty woman slapped me
Well, I couldnt hit a lady, no matter how much she pushed her luck, but I could ask Jayne to hit her lol, and she's got a wicked right hook!!!
Us welsh girls pack a punch "
Lol...... Welsh girls do kick ass, but my lovely Jayne is English.
(I could crack the joke about there being a bit of Welsh in her.... but its just too easy lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!
Just might? I would for sure and have done when some nutty woman slapped me
Well, I couldnt hit a lady, no matter how much she pushed her luck, but I could ask Jayne to hit her lol, and she's got a wicked right hook!!!
Us welsh girls pack a punch
Lol...... Welsh girls do kick ass, but my lovely Jayne is English.
(I could crack the joke about there being a bit of Welsh in her.... but its just too easy lol) "
I'm sure I don't know what you mean  |
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!
Just might? I would for sure and have done when some nutty woman slapped me
Well, I couldnt hit a lady, no matter how much she pushed her luck, but I could ask Jayne to hit her lol, and she's got a wicked right hook!!!
Us welsh girls pack a punch
Lol...... Welsh girls do kick ass, but my lovely Jayne is English.
(I could crack the joke about there being a bit of Welsh in her.... but its just too easy lol)
I'm sure I don't know what you mean "
Yeah, right, little miss innocent!!!
NOT!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!"
lol i agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!
Just might? I would for sure and have done when some nutty woman slapped me
Well, I couldnt hit a lady, no matter how much she pushed her luck, but I could ask Jayne to hit her lol, and she's got a wicked right hook!!!
Us welsh girls pack a punch
Lol...... Welsh girls do kick ass, but my lovely Jayne is English.
(I could crack the joke about there being a bit of Welsh in her.... but its just too easy lol)
I'm sure I don't know what you mean
Yeah, right, little miss innocent!!!
NOT!! "
Oi!! that's the last time I use your lap as a seat  |
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"Playful slaps are fine, but some ppl seem to take great delight in belting ppl (sometimes using implements) and leaving marks, and then treat it as some sort of joke, just bear in mind that if I walk past you and you assault me, I might defend myself!!
A smack in the nose can often offend lol!!
Just might? I would for sure and have done when some nutty woman slapped me
Well, I couldnt hit a lady, no matter how much she pushed her luck, but I could ask Jayne to hit her lol, and she's got a wicked right hook!!!
Us welsh girls pack a punch
Lol...... Welsh girls do kick ass, but my lovely Jayne is English.
(I could crack the joke about there being a bit of Welsh in her.... but its just too easy lol)
I'm sure I don't know what you mean
Yeah, right, little miss innocent!!!
NOT!!
Oi!! that's the last time I use your lap as a seat "
Oh bugger....
now I know what the phrase "shot yourself in the foot" means!!
Its funny how something so innocent can be so much fun..... I mean, on the one hand having a young lady sat on your lap is nothing to write home about you might think, but on the other hand, it certainly is a measure of how much someone trusts you, what they think of you, and it can certainly be quite intimate.
Its funny how things can take on another dimension when you apply some thought to them, although you needn't worry folks, I must have had some sensible milk on my weetabix this morning.....
the usual daftness and talking bollox will resume soon!! |
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