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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's long, hard and full of seamen?

A submarine

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By *akeFuckersCouple over a year ago

Pontardawe

I shall be following this post for the dad jokes

Peachy x

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By *ancardiff7Man over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's finger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What did one traffic light say to the other?

Look away, I'm changing

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By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I tried phone sex once.

But the holes were to small

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By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it

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By *uilder1206Man over a year ago

oakdale

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? Pretty Nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why don't monsters eat ghosts

Because they taste like sheet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheese can make horses go blind

It can mascarpone

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By *r LovecraftMan over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

The local circus was holding a contortionist competition, so I entered myself and won.

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By *r LovecraftMan over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

I fisted a ventriloquist once to see how he liked it.

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By *r LovecraftMan over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

If you ever find yourself being strang led, why not make the best of it and have a wank?

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By *r LovecraftMan over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

The best way to console a pedant is to say: there, their, they're.

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By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction

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By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

why did spock stick his head in the toilet?

He wanted to see the captains log

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best to always invest and have an Irish bank account, apparently your moneys always bound to be Dublin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why did spock stick his head in the toilet?

He wanted to see the captains log "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why shouldn't you trust trees?

Cause there a bit shady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pet mouse Elvis sadly passed away recently.

He was caught in a trap

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan over a year ago

All over the place

What's bored, stupidly horny and loved eating pussy?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan over a year ago

All over the place

Me haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why did spiderman get laid so much?

He was a swinger!

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By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bread puns happen when you yeast except them

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By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a French man who wears sandals?

Felipe fellop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is a dentist’s favourite time of day ?

Tooth hurty.

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By *uankerr79Man over a year ago

torfean

why are there no asprin in the jungle? because the parrot's ate em all!

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By *idlaldiMan over a year ago

bridgend

I was walking past a restraunt in Bridgend and saw my girlfriend having dinner with her personal trainer. I stormed in and told her "This aint working out"

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