Pick up lines

By *heExcomm OP Man over a year ago

llantrisant

So let's hear everyone's cringest pick up lines (they make me laugh)

"Roses are red, so are your lips, so sit on my face, and wiggle your hips"

My go to ones atm though are:

"Fancy a shopping trip to Costco?"

"I can get you half price on chocolate"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find "get in my van" gets a giggle

By *ark ScoutMan over a year ago

Swansea

Great legs, what time do they open?

By *he milf next doorWoman over a year ago

bluebell woods

You can delete the app now, I’m here

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you happen to have a mirror in your knickers?

I can see myself in there later

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a lady asks your name :

You can call me Fred Flintstone cause I'll make your bed rock

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find a "wow" as a hottie goes past always gates the required response.