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Have clocked a few forum posts asking how to approach/ message women as of late..
I find the ick lists of social media hilarious personally and am curious as to some that may be common here
I'll start ..
The mention of 'sausage' in an otherwise sexy conversation ..
Instant ick. Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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When every photo on the profile is ridiculously zoomed in, so it's just genitalia and no indication of body
People projecting their fetish onto you
"Wanna come round and wank to the Mrs?" There is no Mrs is there
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Calling me 'Daddy'
Gapping hole pics
Writing on body parts
Expecting a well written opener to only then respond with 1 word!
Moaning about dick pics but have loads of pics of your body parts and nothing else
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"What about the 'can I get you pregnant ' blinder ... Reckon they've had much luck with this ..
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Quite right. It's "MAY I get you pregnant...?". 😉"
Without a following Please ?
Manners get you everywhere right? |
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"What about the 'can I get you pregnant ' blinder ... Reckon they've had much luck with this ..
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Quite right. It's "MAY I get you pregnant...?". 😉
Without a following Please ?
Manners get you everywhere right? "
Everywhere indeed, including in trouble with the Child Support Agency 😂 |
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"What about the 'can I get you pregnant ' blinder ... Reckon they've had much luck with this ..
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Quite right. It's "MAY I get you pregnant...?". 😉
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Without a following Please ?
Manners get you everywhere right?"
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I think that would be pushing it a little. I thought the word "please" had been abolished!  |
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"Repeat people who send same messages even after a polite no
People who copy and paste same messages,
People who send friends invite with not even chatting to us first "
Copy and pasting the same message is one of my big peeves too. Just shows they’ve not read my profile and sending bulk messages in the hope of a reply - makes me less inclined to reply to them as much as I’m less inclined to reply to a ‘hi babe’ ‘WUU2’ ‘you free?’ ‘Wanna fuck?’
If you can’t write a half decent message with more than 3 words, I’ll assume you can’t hold an intelligent conversation… |
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By *inx300Woman 31 weeks ago
SWANSEA |
What are you going to wear for me?
Straight back at you, mate. What are YOU going to wear for me? Or are you expecting me to be dripping in Honey Birdette whilst you turn up in a pair of grotty primark boxers!  |
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By *9alMan 31 weeks ago
Bridgend |
"What are you going to wear for me?
Straight back at you, mate. What are YOU going to wear for me? Or are you expecting me to be dripping in Honey Birdette whilst you turn up in a pair of grotty primark boxers! "
Primark is a bit up market for me, I normally buy them from Asda along with the sausages we cant mention |
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"What are you going to wear for me?
Straight back at you, mate. What are YOU going to wear for me? Or are you expecting me to be dripping in Honey Birdette whilst you turn up in a pair of grotty primark boxers! "
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"What are you going to wear for me?
Straight back at you, mate. What are YOU going to wear for me? Or are you expecting me to be dripping in Honey Birdette whilst you turn up in a pair of grotty primark boxers! "
This is such a fair point lol |
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The ladies deffo get the rough end of the stick..
Also even inexpensive ladies underwear is much more flattering and better at presenting the goods..
Where as a pair of old baggy boxers .. its hardly enticing
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By *inx300Woman 31 weeks ago
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"What are you going to wear for me?
Straight back at you, mate. What are YOU going to wear for me? Or are you expecting me to be dripping in Honey Birdette whilst you turn up in a pair of grotty primark boxers!
This is such a fair point lol"
It really annoys me lol. Why di I need to dress up for you, when you turn up in work gear, sweats and shit boxers. It works both ways |
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"What are you going to wear for me?
Straight back at you, mate. What are YOU going to wear for me? Or are you expecting me to be dripping in Honey Birdette whilst you turn up in a pair of grotty primark boxers!
This is such a fair point lol
It really annoys me lol. Why di I need to dress up for you, when you turn up in work gear, sweats and shit boxers. It works both ways "
Also the ‘are you going to dress slutty for me?’ line. No, but I’m sure you can find a woman somewhere who can, but it probably won’t be on here.
And on the subject of clothing, the posing photos in brightly coloured budgie smugglers flexing your muscles and fake tan. Add to that the weird 70’s taches that seem to be the trend now and you’ve got a porn star wannabe right there…. |
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"Literally just had a "Daddy" message! *vomit!*
Other ones are when people put a status up and follow it with "you know who you are"  "
Oh , I'd blocked out the 'you know who you are' status's .. major ick ! As are the "leaving here tonight , message if you what to stay in touch" .. |
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By *coutDWoman 30 weeks ago
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"What are you going to wear for me?
Straight back at you, mate. What are YOU going to wear for me? Or are you expecting me to be dripping in Honey Birdette whilst you turn up in a pair of grotty primark boxers!
This is such a fair point lol
It really annoys me lol. Why di I need to dress up for you, when you turn up in work gear, sweats and shit boxers. It works both ways "
I tell them I dress for me not them!
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Not really an ick but when people ask me what I'm looking for it probably pisses me off way too much"
Oops, I'm guilty of this. In the case of your profile though I can see why it would be an ick. You've got everything laid out in writing, so having people message you with that means they aren't reading your profile.
I use that question when there is genuinely no indication of what they're looking for on their profile. You know the ones.
"Looking for fun"
"Will update this later" |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Couples that go on and on in their profile about its all about the connection and the way to turn me on is through interlectual conversation, but then you get one word answers and never and questions. |
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