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How to get less views.
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By *uckMe12Free OP Man 32 weeks ago
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I tried this thread in The Lounge, and I got mixed replies (I'm guessing a lot of people didn't recognise hardcore sarcasm). Anyways, I'm finding myself extremely popular with the opposite sex on here, what could I add to my profile to repel them? Also, use this thread to suggest improvements to other users, so they can be as cool as me. 😎 |
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By *uckMe12Free OP Man 32 weeks ago
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"Blank profile photo.. no write up. And then a passive aggressive status about leaving because you can't get meets (and not leaving)"
Ok, thanks. I've written that status a few times over the years 🤣 |
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Get one with an overflowing bin as the background to your penis
Definitely remove your profile picture, you absolutely don't want one and rename yourself something so obscene, nobody would ever want to say it aloud |
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By *oxyred9Couple 32 weeks ago
South Wales (Mr Devon mid-week) |
"Get one with an overflowing bin as the background to your penis
Definitely remove your profile picture, you absolutely don't want one and rename yourself something so obscene, nobody would ever want to say it aloud"
No profile picture, 3 or 4 friends only photos and "joined one week ago" with an instsnt and suspect verification  |
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By *oxyred9Couple 32 weeks ago
South Wales (Mr Devon mid-week) |
Send a message to a couple only addressesing the female OR from a single female profile claiming to be a couple, but dont bother setting up a profile for the both of you or the other person.
Our favourite is a single male pretending to message as his partner...get in the bin! |
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By *oxyred9Couple 32 weeks ago
South Wales (Mr Devon mid-week) |
"Change your profile to be a couple, only have pictures of a woman and make sure all your verifications say 'met the male half of this couple'"
Feels like we've had all the same bullshit  |
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"This is all very accurate and amusing. I always love guys who say they are interested in people up to 99 years old. I mean, do you really?
Nowt wrong with a nice crispy 99 year old 🧓🏻"
Maybe they need to extend the age range  |
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By *uckMe12Free OP Man 31 weeks ago
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"This is all very accurate and amusing. I always love guys who say they are interested in people up to 99 years old. I mean, do you really?
Nowt wrong with a nice crispy 99 year old 🧓🏻
Maybe they need to extend the age range "
I'd go up to 104. 🤣 |
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