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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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I tried this thread in The Lounge, and I got mixed replies (I'm guessing a lot of people didn't recognise hardcore sarcasm). Anyways, I'm finding myself extremely popular with the opposite sex on here, what could I add to my profile to repel them? Also, use this thread to suggest improvements to other users, so they can be as cool as me. 😎

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By *orphia2003Woman 32 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Cancel a meet at very short notice, claiming you are sick. Then display verifications from other people, for the same night.

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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"Cancel a meet at very short notice, claiming you are sick. Then display verifications from other people, for the same night."

Not sure I'd stoop that low. 😯

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By *issP69Woman 32 weeks ago

Neath

Add a photo of a short fat bald bloke with a hairy arse

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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"Add a photo of a short fat bald bloke with a hairy arse "

On it 👍🏻

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 32 weeks ago

South Wales

Threaten legal action or a Sydney University post...always does the trick of making us back away 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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"Threaten legal action or a Sydney University post...always does the trick of making us back away 🤷🏼‍♂️"

Good idea, I'll have to copy and paste that Sydney disclaimer thing. Cheers 👍🏻

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By *ischievous ElfWoman 32 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

Blank profile photo.. no write up. And then a passive aggressive status about leaving because you can't get meets (and not leaving)

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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"Blank profile photo.. no write up. And then a passive aggressive status about leaving because you can't get meets (and not leaving)"

Ok, thanks. I've written that status a few times over the years 🤣

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple 32 weeks ago

Derby

Have over 100 pics on your profile, all of your cock from different angles, extra points if some are on the toilet.

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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"Have over 100 pics on your profile, all of your cock from different angles, extra points if some are on the toilet."

I've actually got a toilet shot 🤣

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 32 weeks ago

Cardiff

Get one with an overflowing bin as the background to your penis

Definitely remove your profile picture, you absolutely don't want one and rename yourself something so obscene, nobody would ever want to say it aloud

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By *icked-GameCouple 32 weeks ago

Antarctica

Being really thirsty is a great way to scare put them off, unless they are thirsty as well

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By *oxyred9Couple 32 weeks ago

South Wales (Mr Devon mid-week)


"Get one with an overflowing bin as the background to your penis

Definitely remove your profile picture, you absolutely don't want one and rename yourself something so obscene, nobody would ever want to say it aloud"

No profile picture, 3 or 4 friends only photos and "joined one week ago" with an instsnt and suspect verification

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By *oxyred9Couple 32 weeks ago

South Wales (Mr Devon mid-week)

Send a message to a couple only addressesing the female OR from a single female profile claiming to be a couple, but dont bother setting up a profile for the both of you or the other person.

Our favourite is a single male pretending to message as his partner...get in the bin!

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 32 weeks ago

Cardiff

Change your profile to be a couple, only have pictures of a woman and make sure all your verifications say 'met the male half of this couple'

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By *oxyred9Couple 32 weeks ago

South Wales (Mr Devon mid-week)


"Change your profile to be a couple, only have pictures of a woman and make sure all your verifications say 'met the male half of this couple'"

Feels like we've had all the same bullshit

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By *icked-GameCouple 32 weeks ago

Antarctica

Adding a photo of just myself (Piscean) definitely seems to do the trick 😂

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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Great advice everyone. I've hidden my profile as well to help keep the viewing figures down. It's working pretty well 👍🏻.

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

Posting updates that ask to be drained, emptied & help to blow your load. Now that's a winner guys X

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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"Posting updates that ask to be drained, emptied & help to blow your load. Now that's a winner guys X"

I'll try that now, cheers.

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By *econdSideQuestWoman 32 weeks ago

SWANSEA

Set your location as (user no longer on site)

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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"Set your location as (user no longer on site) "

🤣, it has deterred some already.

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By *erald 1999Man 32 weeks ago

carmarthen

Ha ha you sir are a total witt

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By *erald 1999Man 32 weeks ago

carmarthen

And that was witt not twit

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By *reen EyesMan 32 weeks ago

South and North


"Add a photo of a short fat bald bloke with a hairy arse "

Thats me damn lol

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 32 weeks ago

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"Ha ha you sir are a total witt "

Why, thank you 🤡

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 31 weeks ago

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Bump. 😎

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By *UBSPACE SIRYNTV/TS 31 weeks ago

Llanelli

I love this thread xx

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 31 weeks ago

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"I love this thread xx "

🤣, glad someone does

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By *utualfunMan 31 weeks ago

M4/M5

This is all very accurate and amusing. I always love guys who say they are interested in people up to 99 years old. I mean, do you really?

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 31 weeks ago

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"This is all very accurate and amusing. I always love guys who say they are interested in people up to 99 years old. I mean, do you really?"

Nowt wrong with a nice crispy 99 year old 🧓🏻

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By *ay VhonMan 31 weeks ago

gods country

Ha ha loving the thread 🤣

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By *erald 1999Man 31 weeks ago

carmarthen


"This is all very accurate and amusing. I always love guys who say they are interested in people up to 99 years old. I mean, do you really?

Nowt wrong with a nice crispy 99 year old 🧓🏻"

Maybe they need to extend the age range

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man 31 weeks ago

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"This is all very accurate and amusing. I always love guys who say they are interested in people up to 99 years old. I mean, do you really?

Nowt wrong with a nice crispy 99 year old 🧓🏻

Maybe they need to extend the age range "

I'd go up to 104. 🤣

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By *nthony76!Man 31 weeks ago

lligwy

Be an average guy from north wales.....

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