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‘Dad’ jokes…

By *hadowSiren OP Woman 22 weeks ago

Near

After a rough weekend, I can always count on my fave colleague to lift me up with his infamous dad jokes. What’s your best one?

This is his first festive offering quite apt for here!

What do you have when you have a snowball in your left hand and a snowball in your right hand?

Frosty the snowman’s undivided attention…..

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 22 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

What is Santa’s favourite kind of pizza?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

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By *ischievous ElfWoman 22 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

What's a snowman's favourite cereal?

Frosties

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By *itenDaysCouple 22 weeks ago

Vale of Glamorgan

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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By *hadowSiren OP Woman 22 weeks ago

Near

Why should nurses always carry a red pen at work?

In case they need to draw blood….

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By *ord and LilliaCouple 22 weeks ago

a house on a hill, Newport

I like telling Dad jokes.

Sometimes he even laughs.

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By *uncouple153Couple 22 weeks ago

Abergavenny

My dad has just had a new stairlift installed

It's driving him up the wall.

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By *0ftAndRisingMan 22 weeks ago

Swansea

How do you make a duck a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers

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By *ordermanreturnsMan 22 weeks ago

Llangollen

I've just crossed a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy..

I've had a rash of good luck..

So now im itching to tell someone

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By *ardiffCraigMan 22 weeks ago

Cardiff

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work ?

A cant opener

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By *atLikeThiefMan 22 weeks ago

crosshands

Two fish in a tank,

One turns to the other and says

I man the guns and you drive!

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By *ream_Team69Couple 22 weeks ago

newport

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef!

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Knock knock

Who's there

Cargo

Cargo who

Nah car go beep beep!!

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By *issP69Woman 22 weeks ago

Neath

"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work ?

A cant opener "

Ridiculous

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By *JD1988Man 22 weeks ago

Pontypridd

What does a porn star call bleaching their asshole?

Changing their ringtone

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