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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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but the voices in the scots room made me do it.......no offence intended
An eskimo was on holiday in Wales.
His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says "Boyo, you've blown a seal".
The Eskimo replies, "so what...... you fuck sheep"
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"Well at least the Welshman had the technical knowhow to look under the bonnet and diagnose the problem!   "
the scottish boy that stopped at the commotion telt the welsh guy to look under the bonnet!!!
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Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!" |
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"Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!""
lol cracker
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biguy82....meet stu!
lol
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"Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"
lol cracker
stu..meet biguy82
biguy82....meet stu!
lol
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lol fugy...don't think that the introduction will save ya....just 351 days n counting till it's open season 
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us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!! |
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"us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!"
I think you left your wellies up my house Dai!!!  |
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"us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!"
Once spent a night out in Dundee, all on my own.
Got "adopted" by a Scots couple as I was alone, and had a fantastic night going from pub to pub, had to practically threaten violence before anyone would let me buy a drink!!! Ended up in a packed pub at the end of the night, d*unk as a lord, stood on the bar, preaching (very, very d*unkenly and loudly) to the "northern barbarians" about a new religion called "taffism" to which I was trying to "convert" them. I used copious amounts of lager to "baptise" anyone within splashing distance, and not one person took offence, in fact most bought me more beer!!!
I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people, all of us singing rugby songs and my only regret was being too d*unk to get names, numbers etc.
Great bunch of people, would love to do it again. |
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"us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!
Once spent a night out in Dundee, all on my own.
Got "adopted" by a Scots couple as I was alone, and had a fantastic night going from pub to pub, had to practically threaten violence before anyone would let me buy a drink!!! Ended up in a packed pub at the end of the night, d*unk as a lord, stood on the bar, preaching (very, very d*unkenly and loudly) to the "northern barbarians" about a new religion called "taffism" to which I was trying to "convert" them. I used copious amounts of lager to "baptise" anyone within splashing distance, and not one person took offence, in fact most bought me more beer!!!
I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people, all of us singing rugby songs and my only regret was being too d*unk to get names, numbers etc.
Great bunch of people, would love to do it again."
"I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people"...
And no, before some wag points this out, they wern't running me out of town lol!!! |
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"us welsh have a great sence of humour ,,, unlike a lot of the english( waits for the abuse ) i go to scotland at least 4 times a year and am welcomed with open arms ... i think there checking for weapons tho .. sheep shaggers of the world unite !!!!!!!!
Once spent a night out in Dundee, all on my own.
Got "adopted" by a Scots couple as I was alone, and had a fantastic night going from pub to pub, had to practically threaten violence before anyone would let me buy a drink!!! Ended up in a packed pub at the end of the night, d*unk as a lord, stood on the bar, preaching (very, very d*unkenly and loudly) to the "northern barbarians" about a new religion called "taffism" to which I was trying to "convert" them. I used copious amounts of lager to "baptise" anyone within splashing distance, and not one person took offence, in fact most bought me more beer!!!
I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people, all of us singing rugby songs and my only regret was being too d*unk to get names, numbers etc.
Great bunch of people, would love to do it again.
"I ended up being escorted to my taxi by about 30 people"...
And no, before some wag points this out, they wern't running me out of town lol!!!"
well u got sum names noo . lol
awe ya need is the numbers lol xxx |
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