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"I (Martin) once wrestled with a famous actor.  was it mud wrestling mart ? And who was it ?poppyxx  "
Lol, you deffo got a thing for mud wrestling Poppy!
Ask Jade, but keep it quiet, I promised him I wouldnt tell that I beat him lol  |
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"I once suffered a nasty gash (oo-er missus!) when I was thrown from the back of a racing ostrich... Yes, I was fairly d*unk when I got on  "
do they race ostriches in abergerveny then ?poppyxx |
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"The saying "rule of thumb" comes from the old ye days when you were only allowed to beat your wife with a stick no thicker than your thumb !!!!!"
you mean you can't anymore ?lol.poppyxx
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"I once suffered a nasty gash (oo-er missus!) when I was thrown from the back of a racing ostrich... Yes, I was fairly d*unk when I got on
do they race ostriches in abergerveny then ?poppyxx "
I was in South Africa at the time, but as and when they do introduce ostrich racing as part of the Abergavenny Food Festival ("if you catch it, you can eat it"?) I'll be front of the queue to get my revenge on the buggers |
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I worked underground in cognito in Poland with Solidarity for a year during martial law (General Jaruzelski). Helped to bring down the commies.
Trouble is the fuckers mutated, took over (the inner, un-voted-for, never-audited offices of) the European Union and now rule Britain (which was abolished in 1992 FFS!).
The final outcome of my life-long struggle is yet to come. |
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"Once saved a little girl from drowning.
Been on tv a few times.
once dug up three romsn skellingtons while i was digging a footing for an extension.
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roman skeletons????? |
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Trouble is the fuckers mutated, took over (the inner, un-voted-for, never-audited offices of) the European Union and now rule Britain (which was abolished in 1992 FFS!).
I'm going to do a thread on this on Thursday in the Lounge  oh I will keep my eye out for that!!!!! You are definitely the most interesting person I know!!!!"
So sooo NOT!! Not buying that lil fella' . But lovely of you to say so    |
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"Once saved a little girl from drowning.
Been on tv a few times.
once dug up three romsn skellingtons while i was digging a footing for an extension.
roman skeletons????? "
In Gloucester we had to stop work and have an archaeologist confirm it was part of a Roman grave yard about 1500 years old. Apparently had already mapped dozens of graves in the area. The strange thing was they all had great teeth. Then the expert told me "cause they do they didn't have sugar then"! |
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"tony robinson and the time team team came to the town next to where I used to live and dug up a field, in which the found precisely nothing!! "
not even a used roman condom or sheep skin ?lollxxpoppyxx |
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I once was doing naked starjumps to cars driving past down swansea car park above the pier pissed wen wales beat england to the grand slam in 2008 ive still gt the vid on my phone |
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"I once went on a donkey ride in porthcawl that is not at all interesting Mr Lick!!!!!!"
you don't know what happened with the donkey afterwards .lo.poppyxx |
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"I Mia, have sleep sex. I initiate sex while im fast asleep. For yrs I blamed hubby lol but he loves it.
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Me 2 only problem is my poor hubby rarely gets any sleep as im really rough wen wanking in my sleep apparently xx |
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"I Mia, have sleep sex. I initiate sex while im fast asleep. For yrs I blamed hubby lol but he loves it.
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Yeah same here, the mrs didn't believe that I was sleeping doing it until we saw a program about it on the telly. |
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"I Mia, have sleep sex. I initiate sex while im fast asleep. For yrs I blamed hubby lol but he loves it.
Me 2 only problem is my poor hubby rarely gets any sleep as im really rough wen wanking in my sleep apparently xx"
I'm very passionate and very seductive. It is a pain sometimes cos we both tired going to bed but hubby gets rudely woken up me lol. I blamed him for yrs for trying to have sex with me while I was sleep haha.
How are you so rough?
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me and mary went for a romantic weekend at st peirre in chepstow and bumped into and got very d*unk with danny dyer and sean bean !!!! wat a night could nt keep up with the welsh tho !lol  |
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"I once played rugby against Chris Robshaw (we lost), and cricket against Alistair Cook (we lost)- i'm pretty rubbish at sport.."
Played on the same team as Rorie Underwood a few times...... Did'nt like him much  |
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"I Mia, have sleep sex. I initiate sex while im fast asleep. For yrs I blamed hubby lol but he loves it.
Yeah same here, the mrs didn't believe that I was sleeping doing it until we saw a program about it on the telly."
That's exactly how I found out wot I had. Must've been the same programme lol |
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"In infant skool i shit under a bean bag cos my teacher wouldnt let me go toilet, i would got away with it too had the pesky kids not smelt it out xx"
Fucking crying here |
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Every time I get a good idea its turned down l. Even though everyone gains from it. Whenever I state a fact about an idea or myself. I get people saying "don't be so negative" . |
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"In infant skool i shit under a bean bag cos my teacher wouldnt let me go toilet, i would got away with it too had the pesky kids not smelt it out xx
Fucking crying here "
love this!!!!! |
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I played pool with Leigh Halfpenny.....albeit when we were both on holiday with our respective families and he was about 13
I also met Darth Vader AKA Dave Prowse whilst he was doing his stint as The Green Cross Code Man |
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"I Mia, have sleep sex. I initiate sex while im fast asleep. For yrs I blamed hubby lol but he loves it.
Me 2 only problem is my poor hubby rarely gets any sleep as im really rough wen wanking in my sleep apparently xx
I'm very passionate and very seductive. It is a pain sometimes cos we both tired going to bed but hubby gets rudely woken up me lol. I blamed him for yrs for trying to have sex with me while I was sleep haha.
How are you so rough?
X X"
Apparently I start off teasing tgen I start wanking him off and as time goes by my grip gets firmer then by the morning he has nail marks where ive dug my nails in whithout no in ive done anything quite offten leave him in pain without knowing |
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Well I've been on tv a couple of times lastly on a programme called Park life, it was set in Fontygary leisure park. Also I have a very famous godparent |
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"Well I've been on tv a couple of times lastly on a programme called Park life, it was set in Fontygary leisure park. Also I have a very famous godparent "
i thought you meant it was about people who dossed in parks .lol.bad poppy xx |
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"Well I've been on tv a couple of times lastly on a programme called Park life, it was set in Fontygary leisure park. Also I have a very famous godparent i thought you meant it was about people who dossed in parks .lol.bad poppy xx "
lol, I sang In It!!!! |
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"Well I've been on tv a couple of times lastly on a programme called Park life, it was set in Fontygary leisure park. Also I have a very famous godparent i thought you meant it was about people who dossed in parks .lol.bad poppy xx lol, I sang In It!!!!"
sang in the park?on a stage ?xx |
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"Well I've been on tv a couple of times lastly on a programme called Park life, it was set in Fontygary leisure park. Also I have a very famous godparent i thought you meant it was about people who dossed in parks .lol.bad poppy xx lol, I sang In It!!!!sang in the park?on a stage ?xx "
yes on stage, in the end of season talent comp, I'm not very talented tho!!! |
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"I once got sworn at by a member of the royal family
happens to me all the time at horse events they swear worst than the commoners
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Mine involved a corgi as well |
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I dated my wife now from a 999 call to the fire brigade as I was a leading fire man at the time and she had a burning smell in her caravan she was in with her 8 month old daughter who is now my step daughter xxxxx |
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"I dated my wife now from a 999 call to the fire brigade as I was a leading fire man at the time and she had a burning smell in her caravan she was in with her 8 month old daughter who is now my step daughter xxxxx"
im gobsmacked!!!!! Very, very interesting!!!!!! I love this one!!!
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