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best position for shagging a real big women

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy "

try a cock pump

maybe it's 2 small lol

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By *oddessWoman over a year ago

swansea

Instead of asking here.....why didn't you just ask her how she likes to be fucked....then if you still couldn't reach, maybe your cock just too small

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

think it was his cock ......im a big lady never had any probs being fucked ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think this is going 2 go well lol

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By *oddessWoman over a year ago

swansea

I just hope she doesn't read this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just hope she doesn't read this thread"

was just thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm bigger & no probs here, been fucked all shapes. If I remember right this guy has an issue with the bigger beautiful women & I don't think it's just the size of his cock x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think this was a bad idea but i do mean she was really big and not off this site

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By *oddessWoman over a year ago

swansea

"Think this was a bad idea but i do mean she was really big and not off this site"

Why do you think it was a bad idea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sound like my cock is to small never mind it got my profile views up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking a bigger woman is no different she likes and enjoyes it like any other person coz size makes no difference she is still the same person and has feelings just like any other human

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But if you can't get between her legs how can you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think this was a bad idea but i do mean she was really big and not off this site"

well does that mean u will fuck anything????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes

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By *oddessWoman over a year ago

swansea

"But if you can't get between her legs how can you"

there's more than one position to fuck in!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat her with some respect she might open her legs for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps he was d*unk and tried shagging her couch instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think this was a bad idea but i do mean she was really big and not off this site

well does that mean u will fuck anything????"

does that mean because she was big it was not worth trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Amateur. Or small.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He didnt have to go there it was just as much his choice

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By *oddessWoman over a year ago

swansea

How big is 'really big'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fuck me i only asked for some advice

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By *oddessWoman over a year ago

swansea

I didnt think it was a question....more of a statement

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hope none of you lot ever take a job of agony aunt

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By *oddessWoman over a year ago

swansea

Im actually a very good listener.....just have low tolerance level for bullshit, drama queens, attention seekers, whingers, people who wont help themselves and stupid people (not that im suggesting your any of these)

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By *oddessWoman over a year ago

swansea

Ok I admit I have low tolerance level full stop!!!! But I am a good listener

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think the best thing for me to do now is go and hide in a dark corner think your the only to reply that has not blocked me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being a bigger woman I fuck well x and tried most positions x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I meet big women before no prob this time i meet a real big one and fail ask for advice and get beat up. Only asking for ideas as i would like to see her again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I meet big women before no prob this time i meet a real big one and fail ask for advice and get beat up. Only asking for ideas as i would like to see her again "

really???????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry to burst your confidence....but seriously how small must you be to not be able to have sex in any position!!

My advice would be if you wanted to see her again use your tongue and fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy "
lie on top of her,slap her arse and ride the waves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry to burst your confidence....but seriously how small must you be to not be able to have sex in any position!!

My advice would be if you wanted to see her again use your tongue and fingers"

high five 2 you pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fact he has no veri from the lady says a lot I guess

if you bothered to read if you can its says it was nothing to do with this site

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By *tsallaroundMan over a year ago

merthyr

Could have tried a door harness or swing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fact he has no veri from the lady says a lot I guess

if you bothered to read if you can its says it was nothing to do with this site"

Good job coz if she read this she would probably be telling ppl it's nothing to do with how big she is

But how small you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fact he has no veri from the lady says a lot I guess

if you bothered to read if you can its says it was nothing to do with this site

Good job coz if she read this she would probably be telling ppl it's nothing to do with how big she is

But how small you are

And that my friends is game set and match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"think it was his cock ......im a big lady never had any probs being fucked ...."

No problems at all!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fact he has no veri from the lady says a lot I guess

if you bothered to read if you can its says it was nothing to do with this site

Good job coz if she read this she would probably be telling ppl it's nothing to do with how big she is

But how small you are

And that my friends is game set and match"

lol

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Hope none of you lot ever take a job of agony aunt "

(Channels "Dear Deidre")

Dear "small of Ebbw Vale"...

You might want to try stimulating the largest sexual organ of both her, and certainly your, bodies, the brain!

If you turn her on, chemicals are released into the body,making her wet in the places that matter, and helping her get flexible and supple enough to get into all manner of positions,meaning that, even with your... erm, shortcomings, you might still be able to please her.

Failing that... become a monk and save yourself the embarrassment!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl xxx if I were you I would delete your profile and start again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"think it was his cock ......im a big lady never had any probs being fucked ...."

I had no problem with you sexy xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her on top be good wouldn't fail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is pure comedy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pmsl xxx if I were you I would delete your profile and start again

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like fuck the most fun i ever had on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have actually tried to think about this and have come to the conclusion that a lot of positions will cause fat thighs to occlude the vulva making penetration difficult because of bulging flesh in the way. Maybe it would be best to remove the legs first? Thereby freeing up the access route?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady.

I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice.

Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out!

All gospel truth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this for real??? Never heard it was a womans fault a man couldnt get it in!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice.

Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out!

All gospel truth. "

Fuck i really have heard it all now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady.

I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice.

Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out!

All gospel truth. "

I think if you are asking women in labour about how they have sex then you are in the wrong job

Aka i smell bullshit!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can't believe this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady.

I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice.

Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out!

All gospel truth.

I think if you are asking women in labour about how they have sex then you are in the wrong job

Aka i smell bullshit!!!

Lol I love these threads it cheers me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady.

I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice.

Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out!

All gospel truth.

I think if you are asking women in labour about how they have sex then you are in the wrong job

Aka i smell bullshit!!!

Lol I love these threads it cheers me up

I honestly think my eyes are deceiving me sometimes with what im reading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask her what she like and go from there she the one to tell u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy "
funniest thread ever pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So it sounds like i have to take her from behind on the stairs with 4 people holding her legs fuck hope no one slips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it sounds like i have to take her from behind on the stairs with 4 people holding her legs fuck hope no one slips "
think you need to give up if you asking for help!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking a bigger woman is no different she likes and enjoyes it like any other person coz size makes no difference she is still the same person and has feelings just like any other human"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it sounds like i have to take her from behind on the stairs with 4 people holding her legs fuck hope no one slips "
pmsfl. Sooo funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG! Is this for real?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why put it on here hope she finds out about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a meet last week with a big womn and tried always to fuck her but could not do it. Had no problem getting hard but could not get it to reach her pussy "

The answer my darling is YOU don't.... I'm quite certain she would rather DIY than have to encounter such a weasel again!

I'm a larger lady & I can tell you now if you were any kind of man you'd know how to handle & satisfy a real woman...

Personally I wouldn't give you a second look! Count yourself lucky she even thought to endure spending anytime at all with you.

& the gentleman who made the comment about the labour ward...... You are seriously deluded if you think your comment will be believed in anyway at all..... I think it's time for a reality check!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are some idiots on here sadly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's single men like this that make it hard for the genuine..

i have a issue with my weight and im not large...

It makes me think twice now..

as you don't post stuff like this in a forum...

i would never say I had a meet last night and the guy was a flop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's single men like this that make it hard for the genuine..

i have a issue with my weight and im not large...

It makes me think twice now..

as you don't post stuff like this in a forum...

i would never say I had a meet last night and the guy was a flop

Some people are just twats. No excuse for it really. I would imagine the ops chances of ever getting a meet now have gone from extremely slim to non existant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's single men like this that make it hard for the genuine..

i have a issue with my weight and im not large...

It makes me think twice now..

as you don't post stuff like this in a forum...

i would never say I had a meet last night and the guy was a flop

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if I was a large lady I would def meet him,if only for the hysterics to be had as he tries to fuck me, its would be the most fun ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women on here are such hypocrites, haha some laughing done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women on here are such hypocrites, haha some laughing done

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I haven't laughed so much at a thread since I been swinging, absolute class with no offence to large ladies lol. It only started with him asking for advice and here we are in a minefield.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea I know it's brilliant, in his defence they were saying that his cock was small and all this so deserves them right, then boom it erupted, I nearly choked on my tea still laughing now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think I've gone viral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bravo, you've cheered up my morning, so thank you, the best one was when someone mentioned how self aware and self conscious they are about their body and her with 184 verifications, I'm typing as I laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yea I know it's brilliant, in his defence they were saying that his cock was small and all this so deserves them right, then boom it erupted, I nearly choked on my tea still laughing now"
I haven't stopped laughing, even when offline. Brilliant Comedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I've gone viral"
I hope so pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It because of people like this that make me feel self conscious , yes I have had amazing meets with very fit,athletic men and they have never had problems in getting in all positions but when a minority of men ask for "advise" on a larger lady really doesn't bode well for women like me who are large !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking a bigger woman is no different she likes and enjoyes it like any other person coz size makes no difference she is still the same person and has feelings just like any other human"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It because of people like this that make me feel self conscious , yes I have had amazing meets with very fit,athletic men and they have never had problems in getting in all positions but when a minority of men ask for "advise" on a larger lady really doesn't bode well for women like me who are large !!! "

Why doesn't it bode well, you said you've never had that problem, and you have amazing meets and all of a sudden reading something like this on a swinging website is making you feel Self conscious, Awk c'mon really? And I'm sure he was talking about an extremely large woman, documentary large

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks Walter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks Walter"

No problem, youv got my day off to a laughing start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bravo, you've cheered up my morning, so thank you, the best one was when someone mentioned how self aware and self conscious they are about their body and her with 184 verifications, I'm typing as I laugh "

and are they all play meets nope..

and yep im very aware of my lumps and bumps thank u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A womans size means nothing she is still the same person so if the men that make it an issue of their size why meet them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Walter watch you don't end up billy no mates like me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was your decision to meet a larger lady and then anounce you failed to please her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As I class myself as a very large women and self conscious on meeting new people as they may all think like that , it's not all of a sudden reading this has made me feel like this but this is a forum where anyone is free to comment !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and are they all play meets nope..

and yep im very aware of my lumps and bumps thank u

Then you make jokes about his cock and all this, then your out crying about how self conscious you are, nawwwwwwww cute, you just jumped on the bandwagon like a few of the people, so hard being an individual these days isn't it ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You may class your self as that but in reality your not, to some people your just a curvy woman, and I hope you are joking that us men think that " omg what if my cock doesn't go in" I would doubt that anyone thinks like that and if they do they are mentally ignorant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walter watch you don't end up billy no mates like me"
awww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walter watch you don't end up billy no mates like me"

Awk ya win some ya lose some, hate it when people twist and manipulate people's words so funny everybody jumping on the bandwagon too, pathetic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and are they all play meets nope..

and yep im very aware of my lumps and bumps thank u

I don't see one tear lol....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on guys let's not feed this thread anymore...

just block and move on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and are they all play meets nope..

and yep im very aware of my lumps and bumps thank u

I don't see one tear lol....

That's good, really great, chuffed for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doggy because if you can't get it in the pussy you put it in her ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right this is my last word on this i don't mean she was big she was huge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right this is my last word on this i don't mean she was big she was huge "

See your not helping urself are u????

keep digging cos that hole is getting bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But i don't give a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But i don't give a fuck"

well there's your answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Which hole we talking about

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Classic thread

Usual bandwagon hitch hikers and mostly girls not seeing the humour in this thread.

Stop taking everything so serious, well other than your own status's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But i don't give a fuck"

Well you didn't the night you met her

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

"Hope none of you lot ever take a job of agony aunt

(Channels "Dear Deidre")

Dear "small of Ebbw Vale"...

You might want to try stimulating the largest sexual organ of both her, and certainly your, bodies, the brain!

Failing that... become a monk and save yourself the embarrassment!

"
propa lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near...

so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near...

so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style.....

Ba ba ba bullshit

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By *3xymamaWoman over a year ago

RCT

"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near...

so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style.....

you made me laugh so loud telling me this tale last night!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"think it was his cock ......im a big lady never had any probs being fucked ...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No matter what size I've been the guy always managed to do the job

And very well may I add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near...

so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style.....

you made me laugh so loud telling me this tale last night!!

thanks mama....i even had some one witness it...so for the guys saying blah blah blah..

yep it really did happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near...

so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style.....

Ba ba ba bullshit

Pardon? ??

was you there?????

no you weren't. ..

and why would I bullshit? ??

if u knew me you would no I say it as it is!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you got a small cock don't try fucking a very big or if she is to big to shag don't bother trying or you could risk it and let her get on top might have no feeling in your legs of hours but hey

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By *exy_WelshLadMan over a year ago

Neath Port Talbot

Either On Top which is easiest or doggy style which is more fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *utifiedMan over a year ago

Kilgetty

"No matter what size I've been the guy always managed to do the job

And very well may I add

You are fit as mind

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By *3xymamaWoman over a year ago

RCT

"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near...

so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style.....

you made me laugh so loud telling me this tale last night!!

thanks mama....i even had some one witness it...so for the guys saying blah blah blah..

yep it really did happen

The poor guy obviously enjoyed the experience because he kept following you around like a lovesick puppy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well funny enough last night lol...went 2 chams on the gangbang bed and one poor sod was thinking he was Fucking but he wasn't it wasn't no were near...

so I don't think it's the size of the women as im not very large so 2 speak...its the size of the cock...and for the record it was doggy style.....

you made me laugh so loud telling me this tale last night!!

thanks mama....i even had some one witness it...so for the guys saying blah blah blah..

yep it really did happen

The poor guy obviously enjoyed the experience because he kept following you around like a lovesick puppy lol

Omg I no poor bastard lol...

I'm still chuckling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great thread and some very funny comments.. I'm sure that's not the help the op was looking for, but, it's what happens

Personally I've never had any problems

or the second / third time

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By *tu griffMan over a year ago

bridgend

I've been lucky enough to meet a couple of larger ladies and iv never had the slightest problem, I'm not just trying to Bragg I genuinely don't see what the problem is.

There's plenty of positions that are great to do with big girls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thought fat birds were jolly fuck me some of you lot are not right winging lot

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Thought fat birds were jolly fuck me some of you lot are not right winging lot"

Come on now play nicely

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By *adie7Couple over a year ago

Llantrisant

Boooooooored now.... Your all feeding his warped mentality ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thought fat birds were jolly fuck me some of you lot are not right winging lot

Come on now play nicely

nobody is playing nice with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been told, though work, that doggy style on the stairs is the best way to have sex with a very large lady.

I worked in a labour ward, and asked one very large lady(bmi around 85-90) and that was her advice.

Apparently occasionally she needed a 3rd or 4th person to hold her legs open

wide enough for her husband to do the job - some family members helped out!

All gospel truth. "

Gob smacked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought fat birds were jolly fuck me some of you lot are not right winging lot

Come on now play nicely

nobody is playing nice with me"

I dont think anyone (off this site at least) is ever going to play with you at all....ever.... whether nicely or not....judging by the success of your thread

(Meant in a very jolly manner of course

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Instead of asking here.....why didn't you just ask her how she likes to be fucked....then if you still couldn't reach, maybe your cock just too small"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best way is to put her legs up over your shoulders xxx

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