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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Here we go with some light hearted riddles before shit eye

When is 99 more than 100?? Answers on a postcard please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On a microwave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When 99 is pounds and 100 is pence

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On a microwave"
yar such a Googler

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When 99 is pounds and 100 is pence"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What animal could be made extinct today but reappear again tomor??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What animal could be made extinct today but reappear again tomor?? "

Dumbledores Phoenix Faux.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here we go with some light hearted riddles before shit eye

When is 99 more than 100?? Answers on a postcard please "

Im too tired to think ... I'm gonna get some shit eye ... pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

haha rosie getting shit eye x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seems like we all were lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Riddles pickle my brain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do ladies do sitting down, men do standing up, and dogs do on three legs?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"What do ladies do sitting down, men do standing up, and dogs do on three legs? "

Take a piss!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do ladies do sitting down, men do standing up, and dogs do on three legs?

Take a piss!"

Nope, you filthy animal...

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Shake hands?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Shake hands?"

Correct!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?"

Thirst?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

Thirst? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

Thirst?

Nope"

Fire

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Correct

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"What animal could be made extinct today but reappear again tomor?? "

A Mule or the little known Hinny

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

What goes larger the more you take away from it ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?"
space?

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?space?"

Maybe but not quite the answer I was after. Along the right lines though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?space?

Maybe but not quite the answer I was after. Along the right lines though. "

My overdraft????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?space?

Maybe but not quite the answer I was after. Along the right lines though. "

A hole?

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?space?

Maybe but not quite the answer I was after. Along the right lines though.

My overdraft????"

Lol Can't argue with that one even if it's not what I was thinking of

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?space?

Maybe but not quite the answer I was after. Along the right lines though.

A hole? "

Mr. Hock, has no one ever told you that no one likes a smart arse lol That's what I was thinking too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is greater than God,

more evil than the devil,

the poor have it,

the rich need it,

and if you eat it, you'll die?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?space?

Maybe but not quite the answer I was after. Along the right lines though.

A hole?

Mr. Hock, has no one ever told you that no one likes a smart arse lol That's what I was thinking too. "

Pretty much everyone I've ever met, every day of my existence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is greater than God,

more evil than the devil,

the poor have it,

the rich need it,

and if you eat it, you'll die?"

Olives??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is greater than God,

more evil than the devil,

the poor have it,

the rich need it,

and if you eat it, you'll die?"

Nowt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is greater than God,

more evil than the devil,

the poor have it,

the rich need it,

and if you eat it, you'll die?

Nowt"

Nothing, correct Sir

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?space?

Maybe but not quite the answer I was after. Along the right lines though.

A hole?

Mr. Hock, has no one ever told you that no one likes a smart arse lol That's what I was thinking too.

Pretty much everyone I've ever met, every day of my existence. "

You are just so up your own arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes larger the more you take away from it ?space?

Maybe but not quite the answer I was after. Along the right lines though.

A hole?

Mr. Hock, has no one ever told you that no one likes a smart arse lol That's what I was thinking too.

Pretty much everyone I've ever met, every day of my existence.

You are just so up your own arse lol"

That too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What word starts with the letter E, ends with the Letter E, but only has one letter in it??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What word starts with the letter E, ends with the Letter E, but only has one letter in it?? "

Envelope?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it's information you seek, come and see me.

If it's pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three.

Who am I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bookkeeper, lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bookkeeper, lol"

Spot on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What room can no one enter??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What starts with T ends in T and has T in it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What can't you get rid of by losing it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What starts with T ends in T and has T in it? "

Teapot?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"What can't you get rid of by losing it? "

Temper

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"What room can no one enter?? "

Mushroom

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

What Am I ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

What Am I ?"

Tent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tear one off and scratch my head what was red is black instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Matchstick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Matchstick"

Smart arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Matchstick

Smart arse lol "

Brains too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Both right lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?"

A seatbelt?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?

A seatbelt? "

Correct! Give that man a coconut.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are thirty cows in a field twentyeight chickens, how many didn't

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

What is at the begining of the end, the start of eternity, at the end of time and space, was in the middle of yesterday but is nowhere in tomorrow ?

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By *ackdd72Man  over a year ago

the valleys

The letter e?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What has roots as nobody sees,

Is taller than trees,

Up, up it goes,

And yet never grows?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are thirty cows in a field twentyeight chickens, how many didn't "

10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are thirty cows in a field twentyeight chickens, how many didn't "

10 lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What has a foot but no legs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are thirty cows in a field twentyeight chickens, how many didn't

10 lol "

nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has a foot but no legs?"
bigfoot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has roots as nobody sees,

Is taller than trees,

Up, up it goes,

And yet never grows?

"

Mountain?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are thirty cows in a field twentyeight chickens, how many didn't

10 lol nope "

Yes it is my sisters told me it lol

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By *iForNowXXMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"The letter e?"

Yep.. Too many smart arses on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are thirty cows in a field twentyeight chickens, how many didn't

10 lol nope

Yes it is my sisters told me it lol "

yeah u right was half asleep when read lol

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By *rafty98Man  over a year ago

herts

Alone I am 24th, with a friend I am 20. Another friend and I am unclean.What am I?

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By *rafty98Man  over a year ago

herts

Anna's dad had sons called John, James and Joseph what was the forth child called?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anna's dad had sons called John, James and Joseph what was the forth child called? "

Anna

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By *rafty98Man  over a year ago

herts


"Anna's dad had sons called John, James and Joseph what was the forth child called?

Anna "

Had a customer scratching his head for a while over that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has a foot but no legs? bigfoot"

Nope

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By *rafty98Man  over a year ago

herts

Stairs or a tape measure?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whats long hard and full of semen

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By *rafty98Man  over a year ago

herts


"Whats long hard and full of semen"

Boat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats long hard and full of semen

Boat"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stairs or a tape measure? "

Nope x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has a foot but no legs?"

A snail?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has a foot but no legs?

A snail? "

Yes!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What has for eyes but cant see?

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By *elshlad2k14Man  over a year ago

llantrisant

Mississippi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mississippi "

Yh that was easy one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The eight of us go forward but not back

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