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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was walking along the cliff path when I thought I saw

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By *abe82Woman over a year ago

bridgend

bob marley he was wearing.......

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By *ev and TrevCouple over a year ago

cardiff

nothing but a pair of wellies and singing..................

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

the theme tune to rhubarb and custard

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

while also smokin an taping feet..

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By *atdeanCouple over a year ago

neath

then all of a sudden there he seen

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

a giant cock made of sand

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By *atie74Woman over a year ago

N Ireland

I had a sudden flash back ...the sand cock look so familiar....

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

MAYB it was from that nudist beach where i..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

modelled for a famous...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fishmonger....

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By *atie74Woman over a year ago

N Ireland

....who had a magnificent rod!.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

until i sat on it and broke it!!!

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By *atie74Woman over a year ago

N Ireland

.....I started to tell Bob my story about the broken cock.....he looked in amazement and said.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did it have JAM IN ...... To which I replied

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

No Women, No cry, wat to do now wit my..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pile cream.....

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By *atie74Woman over a year ago

N Ireland

Pile cream.... was what i had in my mind when a wrote 'Three Little Birds'

Rise up this mornin',

Smiled with the risin' sun,

Three little piles

Pitch by my bum.......

I stood there not knowing how to react so I.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

so I thought it best to strip and see who noticed and what they would do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And thats when the fun started....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and he blew his digeredoo

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By *atie74Woman over a year ago

N Ireland

...into my....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

bag of shopping I had been to Ann Summers

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By *atie74Woman over a year ago

N Ireland

..... whilst using a rather phallic oral technique most women (and some men) can only dream off the most amazin thing happened........

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

I suddenly realized i was inside da playboy mansion getting..

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By *rnywlshmanMan over a year ago

Bangor

getting turned on by bunnies with rabbits

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

but not by a large greek man called costradies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who is the MP for cardiff east and is well known for his enormous....

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

head now every1 knows that..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...but not everyone knows about sperm whales who have....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wi fi built into their blow holes...

On a different note check out the daytime cardiff meet group thread, its so funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and out of the blow holes come

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

the front row from llanelli wearing Clogau Gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and the gold was dug by hunky coal miners wearing nothing but their claddagh ring

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

round there balls as they make strange..

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By *ackInBlackMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

noises when carressed with...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/11 09:05:20]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stingy nettles ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

which come up in a purple rash when applied alongside.....

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By *atie74Woman over a year ago

N Ireland

Cherry flavoured Lube!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By a hermaphrodite russian belly dancer in a mankini...

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By *atie74Woman over a year ago

N Ireland

Who was called......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bob, and Bob had a fetish for....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

jelly tot flavoured lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *abe82Woman over a year ago

bridgend

so he went out to buy some and was shocked when ......

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

da guy bhind counter also has this fetish so they both..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lubed each other up, took a deep breath and with great excitement started a new sentence!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

which started with the wordS oh my gawd

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

IS THAT JUST, NO IT CANT BE, IS IT wat u thinkin..

Have to say guys had a great laugh doin and reading this v new to these forum cheers for startin it kitten x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no it was sure hedgehog.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

nah I think its CJ's stripey socks running down the street trying to escape but it could be....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.....that he was being chased by the crazed kitten carrying......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a feather duster and a...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and a haynes manual for a ford escort...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

furry handcuffs and guess what?

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By *abe82Woman over a year ago

bridgend

a 16 inch dildo ....the crazed kitten got all these from ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

woopbabewoop's handbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

along with a book called how to look good naked, opened on chapter named....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

love a lot trust a few but always paddle your own canoe.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

as well as the little ditty, use it or lose it but please dont abuse it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kitten sat on me lap and tried to find my

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

safe deposit box key because the box contained....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

the most expensive vibe ever it gave the most gushing orgasms and when kitten could not find it in...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a used vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she orderd the tartan one and found out it was a thermos flask so she.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sold it the following Sat in the car boot sale, and with the procceeds bought...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a voucher for a night out with a young well hung stud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who went by the name of Englebert and whos party trick was

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

using his wickedly long tongue as a........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

coat hanger that also doubled as a.....

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

beer mat which wiggled wen glass was empty,but you cud also..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

use it as....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a concrete vibrating poker for getting air bubbles out of.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

the book in the library x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

with the wicked title of........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gone with the Wind or full of wind may be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

he he book fullof names maybe lolol or it could be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the fab hall of flirty fame and has things in it that.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

go tick tock in the night to ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

confessions of a milkman, which the most provocitive of all was....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

bob dancing in his mankini wile wistling to iron lion zion while still wearing his dai cap and fluffy boots

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

while also doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the birdie song, with his beautiful partner.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jenna Jameson, who was famous for being the first...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

female to eat a whole tube of Pringles in under 1 minute, but she could also....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

give a cock a wicked suck

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By *lurmMan over a year ago

Swansea-ish

she wasn't so much interested in the hens though, unless.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

their man in the boat was quite large lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The things he could do with his rod were....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

so wicked it almost made you

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By *lurmMan over a year ago

Swansea-ish

want a rod of your own...except.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

you prefer to take a rod rather than hold one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

which brings the game to a close unless you can think of any more

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By *lurmMan over a year ago

Swansea-ish

but up comes a young (ish) knave and says, "surely the rod is mightier than....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the 2 foot dildo that you hit me with over my.....

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By *lurmMan over a year ago

Swansea-ish

strangely stockinged feet...but I'm not one to....

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

complain so cast away an catch ur self a nice big..

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

fine and 2 daus in court 4 lude indecency through being caught up the mounting dogging with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rodger the police chief's 22 year ols son who, incidently was the best friend of....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr.Kipling, who's sister, in actual fact is.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Posing naked for the nun's new...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

calendar, and their special guest for March is....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is the March Hare on his holiday from Alice in Wonderland he may be accompanied by...............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rampant rabbit which interestingly vibrates at....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

the slightest blow and then...

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By *lurmMan over a year ago

Swansea-ish

you get banned from chat! but still....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.....ting up the sailor doing the hornpip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and set sail to new horizons where you find........

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

mysterious mermaids who wil blow bubbles into your..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

blow hole

and then proceed to ....

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By *lurmMan over a year ago

Swansea-ish

chams where you....

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

take a deep breathe close your eyes and now..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

end up at kittens front door, and when she answers you say.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how the feck did you find me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when suddenly an irishman stands up from behind a bush ans says, feck? don't you mean?....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

bend over im ready and then you ...

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

aah b jesus tanks louis i just won THE SEX FACTOR!!!! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

seems like the natural end of the story

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

THE END THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION ITS BEEN A GIGGLE

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By *lurmMan over a year ago

Swansea-ish

it's been a looooong and bumpy ride ;o) Nice one kitts xx

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By *picyMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare

lets start another c wer it goes lol sum1 get ball rolling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

started one _picy its called life story hun next post up x

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