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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anal guys now if your going to smash back doors in you must always prepare yourself that you could end up touching wood and get splinters because if you don't then your very naive lol watcha recons ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think that as long as the lasy (or man of course) has douched properly beforehand then at least the risk is minimised, and sticking something on the end of at least reduces the horror if an accidents do happen. Then again I have heard a few sweetcorn horror stories on here over the years so the struggle for guys is obviously a very real one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think that as long as the lasy (or man of course) has douched properly beforehand then at least the risk is minimised, and sticking something on the end of at least reduces the horror if an accidents do happen. Then again I have heard a few sweetcorn horror stories on here over the years so the struggle for guys is obviously a very real one "
Pmslllllll splinters lol  |
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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago
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"I think that as long as the lasy (or man of course) has douched properly beforehand then at least the risk is minimised, and sticking something on the end of at least reduces the horror if an accidents do happen. Then again I have heard a few sweetcorn horror stories on here over the years so the struggle for guys is obviously a very real one "
SWEETCORN....oh dear God, it's an image that's firmly fixed in my head now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think that as long as the lasy (or man of course) has douched properly beforehand then at least the risk is minimised, and sticking something on the end of at least reduces the horror if an accidents do happen. Then again I have heard a few sweetcorn horror stories on here over the years so the struggle for guys is obviously a very real one
SWEETCORN....oh dear God, it's an image that's firmly fixed in my head now "
I shit you not
Oh wait.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doors open easier if the hinges are oiled and if the whole place has been burgled beforehand there's usually no mess to find!"
But no guarantees lol x |
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but I do like your toilet humour 