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Would anyone like to rub some cream on my head?  | |||
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"I've caught a bit of sun on my bonce
Would anyone like to rub some cream on my head? "Depends what sort of cream you have in mind  | |||
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"I think you're all fucking perverts you dirty bastards the lot of you "Takes one to know one | |||
"I think you're all fucking perverts you dirty bastards the lot of you
Takes one to know one "Indeed Filthbag and proud  | |||
"I think you're all fucking perverts you dirty bastards the lot of you
Takes one to know one
Indeed
Filthbag and proud "And don't change a thing | |||
It's fairly glowing | |||
it's been known to cure all things  | |||
"I've got just the thing Jack it's been known to cure all things "Tell me more, tell me more | |||
"I've got just the thing Jack it's been known to cure all things
Tell me more, tell me more "You'll get very wet Jack | |||
"I've got just the thing Jack it's been known to cure all things
Tell me more, tell me more
You'll get very wet Jack "Borrow my snorkle Jack | |||
"I've got just the thing Jack it's been known to cure all things
Tell me more, tell me more
You'll get very wet Jack
Borrow my snorkle Jack "I've got a scuba rebreather set | |||
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"Which head " The one that might normally be expected to get sun on it | |||
"Which head The one that might normally be expected to get sun on it "None the wiser from that reply Jack | |||
"Which head The one that might normally be expected to get sun on it
None the wiser from that reply Jack "We'll I'm hardly likely to let "it" all hang out in public | |||
"Which head The one that might normally be expected to get sun on it
None the wiser from that reply Jack
We'll I'm hardly likely to let "it" all hang out in public "You never know.... | |||
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"Feeling dehydrated, need to top up my fluids "I know the perfect cure for that | |||
