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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What commonly used phrases or words on Fab really bug the fuck out of you??
"Come say hi" is a particular annoyance of mine.... I don't need to be told to come and say hi.... if I wanted to I would have
Yawn.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't message me unless..."
And then lists off like 40 different requirements, just seems too demanding for me and doesn't seem like they would be fun to be around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not looking to fuck my way through fab"
cue 567 sex meet veris
"no pic no reply"
- yet no pics on profile / not veried
"looking for Gym fit guys only"
- i probbaly look like jabba the hutt but wont show you that
"vvwe only"
- coz im too lazy to do any pelvic floor on my wizards sleeve
"bbc only"
- because there are no little black dicks?
"fussy"
- have no pics / sterile profile but im right up my own arse
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven’t got any!! spare time !
But then again they are always on line lol :- 
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Surely having time to be online is totally different to having spare time to meet?? Xx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're not my type.
But you don't know me....."
If someone has a type based on age or looks/body type, they wouldn't need to "know you" to know you aren't their type  |
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"Hi
.. okay if followed with an interesting message ..... but just 'Hi' really pisses me off!"
This, along with 'How's you'. I've sometimes replied with quite a lot of convo, over several messages, and the replies have never grown beyond a sentence or two. Absence of personality or just busy replying to so many guys that there isn't time to type more than a few words to each before the end of coffee break? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a sexless marriage !! That really poops me off 
Now that one makes you feel real special  "
Oh yes..
Sydney university convention XYZ blah blah...
Its a complete pile of shit and worthless c&p fake law |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're not my type.
But you don't know me....."
I can take a look at someone's pic or profile and know instantly whether they definitely arent my type |
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Funny how a lot of things that men find annoying on women's/couple's profiles are actually their preference of what they are looking for. Looking for a big cock doesn't necessarily mean they have a "wizards sleeve" maybe they lile the stretched feeling!!
I'm also not talking about my personal preference. I know what I like when I see it!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funny how a lot of things that men find annoying on women's/couple's profiles are actually their preference of what they are looking for. Looking for a big cock doesn't necessarily mean they have a "wizards sleeve" maybe they lile the stretched feeling!!
I'm also not talking about my personal preference. I know what I like when I see it!!
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It shows pure lack of understanding of the female anatomy Snow |
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"Funny how a lot of things that men find annoying on women's/couple's profiles are actually their preference of what they are looking for. Looking for a big cock doesn't necessarily mean they have a "wizards sleeve" maybe they lile the stretched feeling!!
I'm also not talking about my personal preference. I know what I like when I see it!!
It shows pure lack of understanding of the female anatomy Snow "
Very true MissP saw a post on the book if face the other 1sy about a guy saying he wouldn't shag a fat bird there was nothing worse than a huge baggy fanny. As far as I was aware the size you are outside has nothing to do with inside. Pelvis size has a lot to do with it but not all day women have big pelvis'. As you say lack of understanding!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt  "
I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman
Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant stand the "oh why didnt You reply am I SO bad etc"
Umm no.. I didnt reply so you clearly arent for me that doesnt make you awful or bad etc (get a self esteem crash course.. Not all women will fall at your feet much less engage with you) in other words grow up..
Sending me a needy message wil just get you blocked.
The FAQ'S are clear No reply means not interested. If i havent replied Im not going to waste my time because you pestered and whined
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"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt
I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman
Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx"
Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.
And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt
I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman
Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx
Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.
And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick "
Quite |
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"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt
I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman
Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx
Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.
And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick "
Are those the photos where you get a sharpie and write on their arse?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt
I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman
Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx
Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.
And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick
Are those the photos where you get a sharpie and write on their arse? "
you might need spray paint |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt
I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman
Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx
Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.
And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick
Are those the photos where you get a sharpie and write on their arse? "
Pahahaha  |
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By *wjadMan
over a year ago
Aldershot |
Hey looking for you to fuck my wife/gf while I watch yet has no pics of her on profile or on request, he's the only one who chats the to people. You go round and she's not there so he says I'll suck you off til she comes back from where ever she's nipped off too.
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By *wjadMan
over a year ago
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""not looking to fuck my way through fab"
cue 567 sex meet veris
"no pic no reply"
- yet no pics on profile / not veried
"looking for Gym fit guys only"
- i probbaly look like jabba the hutt but wont show you that
"vvwe only"
- coz im too lazy to do any pelvic floor on my wizards sleeve
"bbc only"
- because there are no little black dicks?
"fussy"
- have no pics / sterile profile but im right up my own arse
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.
I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?
Fuck now? Fuck off!
And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.
I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?
Fuck now? Fuck off!
And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw "
That made my night |
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By *wjadMan
over a year ago
Aldershot |
"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.
I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?
Fuck now? Fuck off!
And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw
That made my night "
I don't think you'd mind the height if he was hung like a horse 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.
I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?
Fuck now? Fuck off!
And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw
That made my night
I don't think you'd mind the height if he was hung like a horse
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Ohh. Know me do you? I can assure you. Even if he had a cock that reaches all the way down his (3 inch) legs, I wouldn’t bother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thing is we aren't all the same laying down!!
Never understood that phrase.
If you're a short cunt standing up, you're a short cunt laying down "
Makes me bastid fuming. Especially when they continue to try and persuade me to fuck midgets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw "
You should have given him directions, he’d never find you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw
You should have given him directions, he’d never find you "
I’m marvellous with directions.. it’s you who needs satnav! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw
You should have given him directions, he’d never find you
I’m marvellous with directions.. it’s you who needs satnav!"
I got twat nav these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw
You should have given him directions, he’d never find you
I’m marvellous with directions.. it’s you who needs satnav!
I got twat nav these days "
So I see  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw
You should have given him directions, he’d never find you
I’m marvellous with directions.. it’s you who needs satnav!
I got twat nav these days
So I see "
PP in 6' (- 8") wanna give me a go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What commonly used phrases or words on Fab really bug the fuck out of you??
"Come say hi" is a particular annoyance of mine.... I don't need to be told to come and say hi.... if I wanted to I would have
Yawn.
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Scarlets Scarlets Scarlets Scarlets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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party? what party?
The one you feckin asked to come to 2 weeks ago and we said yes and the same one i gave directions for! you fuckwits.
This pisses us off big time. |
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"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.
I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?
Fuck now? Fuck off!
And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw
That made my night "
Mine too - and i'm fairly short! Well funny! Would never message a girl/woman who expresses a preference for men taller than them. Not only a waste of time, but really needy and lacks personal confidence. Be nice, be genuine and be classy - it works! |
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"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.
I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?
Fuck now? Fuck off!
And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw "
This! Oh this is perfect! ?? |
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"Haven’t got any!! spare time !
But then again they are always on line lol :-
Surely having time to be online is totally different to having spare time to meet?? Xx
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Was just thinking that. I'm online now but im working x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Prove you have read my profile by typing in a certain word and basically everything that iv asked and demanded from you to put in the main headline. What gives them the power and who do these people think they are like seriously  |
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"Prove you have read my profile by typing in a certain word and basically everything that iv asked and demanded from you to put in the main headline. What gives them the power and who do these people think they are like seriously "
Sorry have to disagree on this one as it just shows you ve read the profile not just looked at the pictures |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prove you have read my profile by typing in a certain word and basically everything that iv asked and demanded from you to put in the main headline. What gives them the power and who do these people think they are like seriously
Sorry have to disagree on this one as it just shows you ve read the profile not just looked at the pictures "
Another block huh lol?? But for me to even make this comment proves that people including i, do read profiles and not just pictures.
Bitter!!! Truth hurts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Write into fabswingers to complain. "
I don’t have a problem with it tbf. I state in my profile I’m a chunk. If you find it a problem, maybe you should write in and complain.
Good luck you not very handsome devil
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There is little doubt that this place is a magnet for people with developmental difficulties. If the fab using population were assessed for the strength of attributes such as IQ, and other similar measures, the average fab user would be found to be well below the global average. Sorry, but this is inescapable fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is little doubt that this place is a magnet for people with developmental difficulties. If the fab using population were assessed for the strength of attributes such as IQ, and other similar measures, the average fab user would be found to be well below the global average. Sorry, but this is inescapable fact. "
You can add sociopaths to that list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nobody's really here to take maths tests!!!!"
Some individuals on here would use anything as an opportunity to put others down and make themselves feel superior |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't stand when only one of us is addressed. Like "I'm so jelous mate your misses is banging" or " hey miss wanna come meet me now for a fuck" really grips my shit! Xxmiss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't stand when only one of us is addressed. Like "I'm so jelous mate your misses is banging" or " hey miss wanna come meet me now for a fuck" really grips my shit! Xxmiss "
Well there's a lot more guys on here that want to shag you than what there are women that want your husband so......you know............it's to be expected. |
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