"What's your thoughts on this ? Asking for a friend "
If you feel like old faithful is about to blow, give the lady a gentle tap on the back of the head to warn her. Not to hard though, the sight of a angry woman with cum hanging out of her nostrils and a lump on the back of her head isn't a pretty sight to see.  |
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"What's your thoughts on this ? Asking for a friend
If you feel like old faithful is about to blow, give the lady a gentle tap on the back of the head to warn her. Not to hard though, the sight of a angry woman with cum hanging out of her nostrils and a lump on the back of her head isn't a pretty sight to see. "
I'll pass that on  ,
Usual advice is think of something horrible like Donald trump finger blasting may or something |
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"What's your thoughts on this ? Asking for a friend
If you feel like old faithful is about to blow, give the lady a gentle tap on the back of the head to warn her. Not to hard though, the sight of a angry woman with cum hanging out of her nostrils and a lump on the back of her head isn't a pretty sight to see.
I'll pass that on ,
Usual advice is think of something horrible like Donald trump finger blasting may or something "
I bet she's a dirty fucker  |
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I had a meet once and as I led the guy upstairs, his step faltered and when we got to the bed he looked at me, beetroot red face, and said "Sorry, I've just cum in my trousers".
He made a very swift exit and my faith in random fab meets was left severely dented.
Now that was premature to the extreme! |
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"I had a meet once and as I led the guy upstairs, his step faltered and when we got to the bed he looked at me, beetroot red face, and said "Sorry, I've just cum in my trousers".
He made a very swift exit and my faith in random fab meets was left severely dented.
Now that was premature to the extreme!"
I’ve already said I’m sorry  |
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"I had a meet once and as I led the guy upstairs, his step faltered and when we got to the bed he looked at me, beetroot red face, and said "Sorry, I've just cum in my trousers".
He made a very swift exit and my faith in random fab meets was left severely dented.
Now that was premature to the extreme!"
Haha tbf depends what you were wearing and I may have some sympathy |
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Think I'd prefer premature ejaculation to those who bang away for hours & then tell you... Oh by the way I don't cum 
Especially is their fuck game is shit X |
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"Think I'd prefer premature ejaculation to those who bang away for hours & then tell you... Oh by the way I don't cum
Especially is their fuck game is shit X"
At least there's some light at the end of the tunnel for him |
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"Think I'd prefer premature ejaculation to those who bang away for hours & then tell you... Oh by the way I don't cum
Especially is their fuck game is shit X
At least there's some light at the end of the tunnel for him "
Funnel or Tunnel? |
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"Think I'd prefer premature ejaculation to those who bang away for hours & then tell you... Oh by the way I don't cum
Especially is their fuck game is shit X
At least there's some light at the end of the tunnel for him
Funnel or Tunnel? "
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A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor.
The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife.
That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went.
The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air." |
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"If it's a problem, just find other ways to satisfy your partner, doesn't mean the sex can't be good.
That would take the pressure off too."
It's all about the foreplay |
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