Edinburgh Zoo ruined the X-Men movies for me. I was so excited when I heard they had a Wolverine there, raced straight to the enclosure, and found myself staring at what can only be described as a fat ginger house cat.
The illusion was shattered right there.
So I'd like to be the wolverine in our zoo please, purely so I can shatter other people's illusions just like mine were. Well, either that or feed myself to the tigers as punishment for destroying an entire movie series  |
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Hippo. No fat shaming. People get excited when you do a huge yawn or come up for air in a pool. Plus they splatter poo everywhere with their tails so if I didn't like the look of someone...
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"Edinburgh Zoo ruined the X-Men movies for me. I was so excited when I heard they had a Wolverine there, raced straight to the enclosure, and found myself staring at what can only be described as a fat ginger house cat.
The illusion was shattered right there.
So I'd like to be the wolverine in our zoo please, purely so I can shatter other people's illusions just like mine were. Well, either that or feed myself to the tigers as punishment for destroying an entire movie series "
My answer is also because of Edinburgh zoo, went on a school trip year's ago and will never forget it, about 15/20 monkey's were sat in a row on a log all wanking themselves off with not a care in the world as our full class stood watching , pissing ourselves laughing. That's when I realised I would be happier being a monkey coz wanking in public as a human gets you I'm trouble, but wanking in public as a monkey makes people laugh |
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I woul like to be a seal so I just sit there and they all feed me fish 
