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Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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Im skippin leg day |
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I’m in work and it would be frowned upon to leave early xx 😄 |
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But I would want to come back for more |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"But I would want to come back for more"
He's already in his bike |
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Her puddings have all been eaten |
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Boob envy would paralyse me and I’ve already had enough sick days!
Sarah xx |
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"Her puddings have all been eaten "
Once you get rid of the lurgy... |
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"Her puddings have all been eaten
Once you get rid of the lurgy..."
I need a good nursing |
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"Her puddings have all been eaten
Once you get rid of the lurgy...
I need a good nursing "
Im not a qualified nurse may try giving you an examination tho  |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
I'm afraid it's gonna end as a slip and slide... I dnt want to get injured |
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"I left my stethoscope at home"
I worry I wouldn't last very long 😂 |
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"He worries too much!! Xx 😄"
I would only end up offending the neighbours |
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"He worries too much!! Xx 😄"
Stop it you'll have me panic stricken 😂 |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
I'm not feel horny |
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But your Lollypop is too big for me to handle! |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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Im in work and the camera shy won't join |
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"Im in work and the camera shy won't join"
Too cold to get nekkid |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I've already spaffed in my boxers after scrolling your profile |
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"Gotta give hin 20 minutes "
I've been struck down with the lurgy |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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My pet dolphin has swimming lessons |
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"My pet dolphin has swimming lessons "
He missed the N from the start of his user name |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"My pet dolphin has swimming lessons
He missed the N from the start of his user name "
I wouldn't want to tear the bin bag 😁 |
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"My pet dolphin has swimming lessons
He missed the N from the start of his user name
I wouldn't want to tear the bin bag 😁"
A bit too much penis for my liking |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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You don't have a ballerinas build |
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"You don't have a ballerinas build"
He's just tu tu fussy |
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Cant think of a reason not too x |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"You don't have a ballerinas build
He's just tu tu fussy "
You have a pointe
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I haven’t got a sexy outfit to wear |
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"I haven’t got a sexy outfit to wear "
I'm still working my way though Tammy A, B and C |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I need to watch the other 24 Ronin first |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I'm lacking nuts |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I wouldn’t be able to stop |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"It would be pointe less "
Too busy pirouetting through the forums |
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"It would be pointe less "
I'm too busy wrestling with the concept of saying I wouldn't fuck you |
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The union voted for a strike instead |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Too busy changing the bedsheets after my last play 💦 💦 |
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"I’m just finishing my wordle"
Too busy doing your wordle 😔 |
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"The union voted for a strike instead "
He should have asked for a stroke |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I'm allergic to non bio detergent |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I think Sebastian might nip by balls |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
She's not interested |
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"She's not interested"
I'm too busy watching a video about a lemon |
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"She's not interested
I'm too busy watching a video about a lemon"
He's only interested in lemons |
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"She's not interested
I'm too busy watching a video about a lemon
He's only interested in lemons "
I've got nothing 🤷🏼♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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She's not interested in lemons |
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"She's not interested in lemons "
He's too fruity |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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She tastes too sour |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I've got 1999 average couples to do first |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I thought she wanted a wet wipe not wetwife |
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I’m too busy dodging the funny quips and puns he’s throwing about |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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He didn't dodge fast enough |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
His jokes are bad |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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She didn't like my jokes she's no fffun |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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My bedtime is 11 |
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"My bedtime is 11"
88 is just not long enough |
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I'm eating scrambled egg on toast. |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"I'm eating scrambled egg on toast."
U want lemon with that witgh that 😉 |
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By *olo180Man 19 weeks ago
Greater London |
"I'm eating scrambled egg on toast.
U want lemon with that witgh that 😉 "
She repeats herself |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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He likes to go solo |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"I'm eating scrambled egg on toast.
U want lemon with that witgh that 😉
She repeats herself "
He Can only go once... I like it more |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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She made me eat lemon muffins |
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By *olo180Man 19 weeks ago
Greater London |
"I’m out of your age range "
He’s electrocute ya! |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I was shocked when I saw it |
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Don't know whether the ferry is running |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I hear the bears are attracted to menstruation |
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"I'm eating scrambled egg on toast.
U want lemon with that witgh that 😉 "
Hmm.might be a bit tart on the tongue.
Can you give me some sugar too?
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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Your not my kind of fervour |
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Fervour comes in many flavours after all. |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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Last time I went to Halifax I got lost in Eureka |
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"Last time I went to Halifax I got lost in Eureka"
He went to Halifax thinking it was a sperm bank |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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They wouldn't let me take a withdrawal without a deposit first |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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Insufficient funds available |
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"Can't bank on him "
Too busy counting her dollars |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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He's just a normal generic bloke |
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"He's just a normal generic bloke"
tbf I am lol |
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"Can't bank on him
Too busy counting her dollars"
Cba to cheque him out |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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She's not the leader of her pack |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I like my buggas chunkier |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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You've heard them all before |
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"Ive just eaten"
You've just eaten. Best to let it settle |
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By *ace400Man 19 weeks ago
near knock |
"Ive just eaten"
she’s just eaten and might not be that energetic with to much food
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"Ive just eaten she’s just eaten and might not be that energetic with to much food "
You're a gentleman 🫶🏼 |
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"Ive just eaten she’s just eaten and might not be that energetic with to much food
You're a gentleman 🫶🏼"
Im usually 4 posts behind due to my slow reactions and chubby thumbs, so you never know 😂 |
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Your nipples could poke my eyes out |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
You're a night owl so asleep now |
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By *ace400Man 19 weeks ago
near knock |
"You're a night owl so asleep now"
Can’t wake her up |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"i'm too codgerified for you"
Your eyes are creeping me out 😂 |
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"i'm too codgerified for you
Your eyes are creeping me out 😂"
You only like my personality  |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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Wouldn’t be able to stop |
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"i'm too codgerified for you
Your eyes are creeping me out 😂
You only like my personality "
Has the worst farts 💨 |
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"i'm too codgerified for you
Your eyes are creeping me out 😂
You only like my personality
Has the worst farts 💨 "
He won't let me sniff his bumhole |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"i'm too codgerified for you
Your eyes are creeping me out 😂
You only like my personality
Has the worst farts 💨
He won't let me sniff his bumhole "
She has a weird fetish 😳 |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
You're too busy seducing all the guys |
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"i'm too codgerified for you
Your eyes are creeping me out 😂
You only like my personality
Has the worst farts 💨
He won't let me sniff his bumhole "
She complained last time I clenched and said “got your nose” |
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"i'm too codgerified for you
Your eyes are creeping me out 😂
You only like my personality
Has the worst farts 💨
He won't let me sniff his bumhole
She complained last time I clenched and said “got your nose”"
I’m waiting for Wedding Dress Wednesday 😉 |
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Teach him how to button a shirt |
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"Teach him how to button a shirt "
You're too busy making me a brew |
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"Teach him how to button a shirt
You're too busy making me a brew "
I’d be too busy trying on all your amazing shoes/boots
Sarah xx |
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"Teach him how to button a shirt
You're too busy making me a brew
I’d be too busy trying on all your amazing shoes/boots
Sarah xx"
The ManUtd shirt gave me the ick |
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By *ace400Man 19 weeks ago
near knock |
"Teach him how to button a shirt
You're too busy making me a brew
I’d be too busy trying on all your amazing shoes/boots
Sarah xx"
to busy trying on shoes:boots |
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By *andsCouple 19 weeks ago
Edin |
I’ve already been to Ireland |
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.... I wouldn't know whether to jingle your balls or trick your treat! |
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By *andsCouple 19 weeks ago
Edin |
You look sexier in a bin bag than I would |
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Storm gaortti has arrived and I can't get off the island |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Stroke his beard.? 🤷♀️ |
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I’d get caught up on those fishnets |
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"I’d get caught up on those fishnets"
You'd keep coming back for moreb |
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Because my wife was screaming at the TV, "Don't go in the church you stupid B! tch!" | asked, "What are you watching ?”
She said,
"Our wedding video."😂 |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
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Somewhere just outside London |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"Because my wife was screaming at the TV, "Don't go in the church you stupid B! tch!" | asked, "What are you watching ?”
She said,
"Our wedding video."😂"
need to stay aWay from him... I got a warning from his wife |
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You wouldn’t touch me with a ten foot stick. |
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By *usurrusCouple 19 weeks ago
North West |
Because he's normal for Norfolk. |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
You're too buy scheming |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"You're too buy scheming "
I am nowhere near London |
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I can’t because I was beaten up by a big
Busty woman in an elevator. Evidently I was
staring at her BOOBS when she said, "Would you please press one ……
So I did.
I don’t
remember much after that. |
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...I'm sitting on the bench for this one. 🌈 |
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By *usurrusCouple 19 weeks ago
North West |
We are unable to compete with your shoe collection. |
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I’m just shy of your age requirement |
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i don't have a big enough tv remote |
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There's only one Newcastle and you don't live there! |
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By *ace400Man 19 weeks ago
near knock |
"There's only one Newcastle and you don't live there!"
I got to get to the correct Newcastle |
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"There's only one Newcastle and you don't live there!
I got to get to the correct Newcastle "
I don’t want to visit his back yard… |
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he gets enough hen do's in york, don't need me lol |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Ur a minions fan |
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I'm on a train.
Ooh.
Wait a minute.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I'm in the wrong carriage
Ooh matron |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"I'm in the wrong carriage
Ooh matron"
I’m bus washing my hair |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I don't run for fun |
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By *ace400Man 19 weeks ago
near knock |
"I don't run for fun"
He can’t run |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
He will have coffee breath after his meet |
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"He will have coffee breath after his meet"
Alexa won't turn up to drown out the screaming |
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By *fffunCouple 19 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"He will have coffee breath after his meet
Alexa won't turn up to drown out the screaming "
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 So true she's a b*tch... She never listen to me.
Plus your too busy rn trying to finish in the cam rooms 😜 |
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"He will have coffee breath after his meet
Alexa won't turn up to drown out the screaming
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 So true she's a b*tch... She never listen to me.
Plus your too busy rn trying to finish in the cam rooms 😜"
Try having a North East accent no electronic device unders_ands you.
And I'd fuck you but you're supposed to be working |
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you're a mercenary without a master |
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…..but my grannies already prepped and waiting for you 😂😂😂 |
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