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"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "Are you cold? | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?
Are you cold?"No the central heating is on is that a big factor? | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?
Are you cold?
No the central heating is on is that a big factor? "Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear). | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?
Are you cold?
No the central heating is on is that a big factor?
Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."Ill keep that excuse in mind... | |||
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"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?
Are you cold?
No the central heating is on is that a big factor?
Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."I've got winter penis, I work outside most of the day, it's hibernating to survive. Bit of a Grizzly in the warmer spring and summer months though  | |||
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"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?
Are you cold?
No the central heating is on is that a big factor?
Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."Must be winter all year round in my house then  | |||
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"Metric always sounds better im a 15" 15 what? | |||
"Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol. " Tip to the back of his neck. | |||
"Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol. Tip to the back of his neck. "I think that would be longer than 15 inches on most guys.  | |||
"Mines 13 inches " Unlucky for some! | |||
"Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol. Tip to the back of his neck.
I think that would be longer than 15 inches on most guys. "Collar size | |||
"Depends did you measure it to your arsehole lol. Tip to the back of his neck.
I think that would be longer than 15 inches on most guys.
Collar size"Woof woof | |||
"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth "Damn....I promised myself that I would be honest about everything I do and say on fab this time....shot myself in the foot again - oh hang on a minute thats safely tucked away in my y-fronts (12”)  | |||
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"Doesn’t matter what size you say you are in a profile you need to meet someone in order to prove it! Too large scares some women off. " Dowa mine look a good size to you then?? | |||
"Are you a fisherman .... It was that big .... "Excellent, good answer, made me smile. | |||
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"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches " Easily done xxx | |||
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"Measuring from the balls forward "If thats so you won't get 15 inches just best be honest on this. | |||
"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth "I'm now struggling with a mental image of a woman who goes around knocking the end third off penises  | |||
"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth
I'm now struggling with a mental image of a woman who goes around knocking the end third off penises "How about entering a legal contract with a man so if he is 1 inch less than his claim profile/message wise he looses one testicle if he is 2 inches less 2 testicles! I would bet there would be either a lot of eunuchs here of far less ambitious claims.  | |||
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"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth
I'm now struggling with a mental image of a woman who goes around knocking the end third off penises
How about entering a legal contract with a man so if he is 1 inch less than his claim profile/message wise he looses one testicle if he is 2 inches less 2 testicles! I would bet there would be either a lot of eunuchs here of far less ambitious claims. "You would be inundated with tons of testicles! | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "are you sure that's not millimetres | |||
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"Do people actually put their size in their profiles? " Some do! Some daft buggers say no guys when they could just have blocked single males it goes to show males are not the most intelligent of the sexes.  | |||
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"Men and their measuring skills. "We’re very good with a measuring tape! | |||
"Men and their measuring skills. "Saw a profile pic of a guy's cock against a ruler, at 8" Strangely enough, the picture only went down to 5" Def an 8 inch cock, right? | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "Since it's the norm to bullshit just claim you have 2 cocks one is 11" and the other is 15" | |||
"Men and their measuring skills. "Some of us don't feel the need to exaggerate. Women are gonna notice I reckon when you turn up to a meet with three inches missing | |||
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"Men and their measuring skills. Some of us don't feel the need to exaggerate. Women are gonna notice I reckon when you turn up to a meet with three inches missing "This lol and they wont fuck you just because you are there, lying is never good always get found out in end x  | |||
"Men and their measuring skills. Some of us don't feel the need to exaggerate. Women are gonna notice I reckon when you turn up to a meet with three inches missing "Well there has been a lot if talk about "trimming cock n balls" | |||
"Men seem to think that women love big cock, well I know loads that don't and It can be very painful, a normal 7inch is better than a monster .." It is such a common issue with women. Lots of foreplay, lubrication ect, does not assuage the discomfort that many women have with above average penis size. Visually it can also be very intimidating. | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "I find it best to claim it's smaller then it is, nice to get a bigger gift in the rapper. | |||
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"Their is a couple on here I know and his is 15.5” wins lots of money in Penis competitions of size his poor Mrs just can’t take it all it’s such a shame think she can take 11”" Thats strange as the world record is only 13.5 inches | |||
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"Surely there is no such thing as a penis competition!" Men seem to be highly competitive on here when it comes to who is bigger than who. | |||
"Men and their measuring skills.
We’re very good with a measuring tape! "Its identifying the numbers on it you struggle with! | |||
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"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?
Are you cold?
No the central heating is on is that a big factor?
Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)."Is that where an icicle on the end of it doubles the length? | |||
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"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "I assume you talking about girth and not length..?? | |||
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"Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster .." | |||
"I am sure some guys tie their bell end to the door handle and walk backwards till its stretched to an excruciatingly painful level before measuring! "I can assure you I don't measure mine that way and doubt many men do! | |||
"I am sure some guys tie their bell end to the door handle and walk backwards till its stretched to an excruciatingly painful level before measuring!
I can assure you I don't measure mine that way and doubt many men do! "I bet you do just another Stretch Armstrong | |||
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"14 inches here (7 inches each ! ) "Or 7 if you are stacking inside each other. | |||
"14 inches here (7 inches each ! ) "Do you measure each other then and if so do you get yourself hard or do it for each other? | |||
"I am sure some guys tie their bell end to the door handle and walk backwards till its stretched to an excruciatingly painful level before measuring! "No not my but would love you to give it a stretch. | |||
"Always go for the bigger number as the women always knock off 1/3 as guys here never tell the truth "Well, you learn something every day. Perhaps I should adjust my profile to reflect this. Do I also round up to the nearest whole number too? Gone from a 7 to an 11. Flippin' eck, I sound like a convenience store | |||
"Are you a fisherman .... It was that big .... "( between the eyes ) | |||
"14 inches here (7 inches each ! ) "It states 13 inches available on your profile, has one of you lost an inch? | |||
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"Its not how big it is it's how you use it no use having big cock if guy doesn't know how satisfy a woman." Guys with small cocks can be a poor cocksman too you know. | |||
"I'm dousing mine in tomorite to see if I can get some spring growth. "That will only get your tomatoes to grow are you after a huge pair of tomatoes? | |||
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"Never EVER go with an odd number jeeeez. It’s either 10 or 14 " All cocks are and even number. | |||
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"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches " That made me giggle | |||
"Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster .." 7" is normal ?? i am really deressed now | |||
"Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster .. 7" is normal ?? i am really deressed now " depressed even | |||
"Men seem to think that women love big cock ,well i know loads that don't and It can be very painful ,a normal 7inch is better than a monster .. 7" is normal ?? i am really deressed now " The the guys that need to go to specsavers think so. | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "I’ve never heard it to be the norm to bullshit about cock size | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?
I’ve never heard it to be the norm to bullshit about cock size"It is on here. | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15?
I’ve never heard it to be the norm to bullshit about cock size
It is on here. "Huh well then that’s news to me | |||
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"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "doesn't matter to me bottom line you can only work with what you have .......so work with it | |||
"Mines 10inchs lieing would get u know where some do lie saying I'm hung and u look hands it 4inchs lol" Sure you are thats why you have a pic next to a ruler and your user name. Oh just realised you are not Jesus and can't perform miracles. | |||
"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches " What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day. | |||
"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day. " Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump! | |||
"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day. Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump! "It's the cold weather up here. | |||
"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day. Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump!
It's the cold weather up here. "By the sounds of it VERY cold | |||
"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day. Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump!
It's the cold weather up here.
By the sounds of it VERY cold "Panic over. I was reading from the wrong end of the ruler. | |||
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" Depends on whether you want to admit to "winter penis" or not. It's a thing (I hear)." Every months a winter month when you have a penis the size of mine ???? | |||
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"I have 2 cocks. A small one for weeing out of and a big one for cleaning the cleaners teeth. "I don't really think they clean teeth what ever size they are. | |||
"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches What? You're supposed to measure in inches and not centimetres. All this time I've been telling people I've got 5 on a really good day. Ouch! Well not ouch you need a willy pump!
It's the cold weather up here.
By the sounds of it VERY cold
Panic over. I was reading from the wrong end of the ruler. "I wasn't panicking just making sure you hadn't got frostbite. | |||
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"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done." So how would that work from a picture then? | |||
"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done. So how would that work from a picture then?" It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points. | |||
"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done. So how would that work from a picture then? It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points. " Really don't think that would work without a constant comparison. | |||
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"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done. So how would that work from a picture then? It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points. Really don't think that would work without a constant comparison. " Better you just come round and measure mine in person | |||
"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done. So how would that work from a picture then? It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points. Really don't think that would work without a constant comparison. Better you just come round and measure mine in person "Sadly I can't I am not a registered cock measurer. | |||
"all you ladies need is an app that measures dicks from dick pics, job done. So how would that work from a picture then? It would be like the measuring tool that comes as standard on the iPhone, where you can designate one point to another point on your camera and it would tell you a fairly accurate measurement of the length between the two points. Really don't think that would work without a constant comparison. Better you just come round and measure mine in person
Sadly I can't I am not a registered cock measurer. "You could do the mouth measuring test how about it? | |||
"I have been told its the norm to bullshit about cock size on here so should I claim to have 11 inches or 15? "11 if you are black but 15 nah. Too much jackanory lol | |||
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"It’s a common mistake mixing up cm with inches " You must mean mm and inches  | |||
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"Cracks me up when you see people claiming these ridiculous sizes yet they're holding it in their pics and it looks relatively average. So they're either lying or they have the biggest hands ever." I have really small.hands tagt works well for photo..ahave to tell people its only average (see Georgina comment deduct a third ) | |||
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