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By *scouple07 OP Couple 15 weeks ago
louth, Ireland |
"Ours was would we like to meet in a hotel room and Mrs Gs take part in a cat fight while a group of men watch and take bets
That paddy power fella comes up with great advertising  "
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I had a woman who I met for coffee in Blanch and then said I have to go shopping in Dunnes, why don’t you come with me and we can still chat. It was like the sixty second trolley dash. The trolley was jammed with stuff. I was putting the stuff on the checkout little travel thing that moves and wasn’t really thinking too much about anything to be honest. Pushed the trolley through to her and she was putting the stuff in it. Came to the end and the cashier said one hundred and ninty odd quid and she says quietly to me, if you pay for that I’ll suck you off on the way home and look after you. I looked at her and thought did she say to me pay and she’ll suck me off, no she didn’t, she did. Then she says will you hurry up, you’re embarrassing me. I came out of my daze and said no thanks, your alright I can pull my own cock off and it’s cheaper and turned to cashier and said it’s her shopping not mine and we’re not even friends, I only met her two hours ago and I walked out with her saying some unkind things to me.
Funny thing was, this is when I was last here a few years ago and left to give it a whirl with someone here and when I rejoined this time, I came across her profile after unexpectedly and I was looking at her verifications and I was laughing and thinking I wonder if he did the shopping and got his balls drained or maybe did the next verification or the next one. Probably did but I wasn’t being the fall guy for the weekly shopping. I was probably a little naive that time
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Message from a couples profile (no pics but had 4 or 5 verifications) opening message, could they come around to mine with a male friend as they weren’t able to accommodate and sure I could join in if I liked 🫣 |
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"I’d someone who wanted me to go to a bar, chat up his sister and then bring her back to the house and ride her in the room next to his so he could hear it through the wall"
Did ye make enough noise for him anyway? |
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"I’d someone who wanted me to go to a bar, chat up his sister and then bring her back to the house and ride her in the room next to his so he could hear it through the wall
Did ye make enough noise for him anyway?"
The sister put a ball gag in just to spite him |
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I met with a woman from here about two years ago. After about 30 minutes, we were snogging. In the process, she bit my tongue, drawing blood. She asked me for a lift home, and in the car, she said she normally waits for a few meetings before sleeping with someone, but she would make an exception for me. I dropped her at her front door and declined an invitation in after being offered a blowjob. My tongue was bruised and I didn't want my cock to end up the same way. |
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I once got a random message of a man asking if he could buy a pair of my used shoes, the older and more used the better.
I replied that he should just go to a charity shop and buy a pair there, for whatever he wanted a pair for,..
he replied,
"it wouldn't be the same" |
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By *rnicaMan 15 weeks ago
Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds |
"I once got a random message of a man asking if he could buy a pair of my used shoes, the older and more used the better.
I replied that he should just go to a charity shop and buy a pair there, for whatever he wanted a pair for,..
he replied,
"it wouldn't be the same" "
Oh Sweet Jesus, thanks for this!
LMFAO!! 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I had a woman who I met for coffee in Blanch and then said I have to go shopping in Dunnes, why don’t you come with me and we can still chat. It was like the sixty second trolley dash. The trolley was jammed with stuff. I was putting the stuff on the checkout little travel thing that moves and wasn’t really thinking too much about anything to be honest. Pushed the trolley through to her and she was putting the stuff in it. Came to the end and the cashier said one hundred and ninty odd quid and she says quietly to me, if you pay for that I’ll suck you off on the way home and look after you. I looked at her and thought did she say to me pay and she’ll suck me off, no she didn’t, she did. Then she says will you hurry up, you’re embarrassing me. I came out of my daze and said no thanks, your alright I can pull my own cock off and it’s cheaper and turned to cashier and said it’s her shopping not mine and we’re not even friends, I only met her two hours ago and I walked out with her saying some unkind things to me.
Funny thing was, this is when I was last here a few years ago and left to give it a whirl with someone here and when I rejoined this time, I came across her profile after unexpectedly and I was looking at her verifications and I was laughing and thinking I wonder if he did the shopping and got his balls drained or maybe did the next verification or the next one. Probably did but I wasn’t being the fall guy for the weekly shopping. I was probably a little naive that time
I was on Fab. "
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Cat fight offer, and no, I can't chose who I fight!
Paid to turn up at a hotel wearing tights, and no, I have to wear the tights he provides...
Peg someone and let him call me mommy.
Send knickers for money, or anything else I'm prepared to send or he will drive to collect 🙄
Piss on someone for money 💰
Obviously these are kinks and I get that so I would never be rude to anyone who asks...just a polite no thanks, not for me.
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By *tobyMan 15 weeks ago
galway |
"Loads but
Had a guy very recently that offered big money for me to poo on his chest and for me to squat over him and squirt in his mouth  and leave my panties with him "
How much did he give you? |
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"I had a woman who I met for coffee in Blanch and then said I have to go shopping in Dunnes, why don’t you come with me and we can still chat. It was like the sixty second trolley dash. The trolley was jammed with stuff. I was putting the stuff on the checkout little travel thing that moves and wasn’t really thinking too much about anything to be honest. Pushed the trolley through to her and she was putting the stuff in it. Came to the end and the cashier said one hundred and ninty odd quid and she says quietly to me, if you pay for that I’ll suck you off on the way home and look after you. I looked at her and thought did she say to me pay and she’ll suck me off, no she didn’t, she did. Then she says will you hurry up, you’re embarrassing me. I came out of my daze and said no thanks, your alright I can pull my own cock off and it’s cheaper and turned to cashier and said it’s her shopping not mine and we’re not even friends, I only met her two hours ago and I walked out with her saying some unkind things to me.
Funny thing was, this is when I was last here a few years ago and left to give it a whirl with someone here and when I rejoined this time, I came across her profile after unexpectedly and I was looking at her verifications and I was laughing and thinking I wonder if he did the shopping and got his balls drained or maybe did the next verification or the next one. Probably did but I wasn’t being the fall guy for the weekly shopping. I was probably a little naive that time
I was on Fab.
Fucking he'll "
Did she even have the decency to offer you her €10 off vouchers |
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"I’d someone who wanted me to go to a bar, chat up his sister and then bring her back to the house and ride her in the room next to his so he could hear it through the wall"
Lots of mad ones including the catfight propositions but this one bate fuck! |
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Couple of years ago I had a guy message me on here. Started out all nice, got a bit hot and horny after a bit. Then he started into DDLG stuff, which was fine at first. Until he casually mentions that his daughter doesn't live with him but he has some of her clothes at his for me to wear. He also sent me a couple of pics of them on family days out...
I've never hit the report and block buttons as fast! |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Can't say is the strangest one but I was asked a few times to sell my knickers. Guess what?! I'm still poor 🤷🏻♀️🤣 "
How much for those green ones ?
😂😂
I don't get it actually, but ,if a woman takes them off and hands them to me, especially somewhere public, that creates certain hormonal dancing within me. |
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One couple in Cork asked at 4pm on a Sunday afternoon if I would drive down that evening and use my influence to get them in to RVC.
I hadn't been to Cork since 1981, didn't know anyone connected to the club and had no idea what influence I was supposed to have.
I told them all that and said it was also a 4 or 5 hour drive each way so it was a definite no no.
A woman wanted us to have sex while wearing our green work trousers and when I said I hadn't a clue what she was talking about she said she knew I was one of her hot colleagues and I was just being coy.
Long story short, she was a member of the PSNI but obviously not a detective. |
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Had a lad lately with no pics on profile. first message the usual. Hi, are you up for some fun. Followed by nice beard. Within 3 or 4 messages he asked would I rub my beard on his hole. This after I told him I'm not into rimming. |
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I'd say I'm the one posting the strange requests for the most part hahaha. Worst I've got is along the lines of "hey king, want head." From trans folk and men. Sorry but not for me.
Will say, at least the cat fight fella knows what he wants and is straight up about it hahaha no bullshit. |
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We had a guy chatting with us here for a few days.. he was 39. then he invited Us to dinner at his place,well he lived with his mother so he was going to say we were work mates, so we were all going to sid and eat and he suggested bring plenty of wine and keep filling up the mothers glass and get her tipsy. Then he suggested I flirt with her as she loved that. And then I should suggest having the ride with her as she would be up for that.. and while this was going on himself and Fiona would watch on, and maybe even join in.. lol. This is a true story.. |
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"We had a guy chatting with us here for a few days.. he was 39. then he invited Us to dinner at his place,well he lived with his mother so he was going to say we were work mates, so we were all going to sid and eat and he suggested bring plenty of wine and keep filling up the mothers glass and get her tipsy. Then he suggested I flirt with her as she loved that. And then I should suggest having the ride with her as she would be up for that.. and while this was going on himself and Fiona would watch on, and maybe even join in.. lol. This is a true story.. "
So am I not leaving a plate out for you? |
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By *scouple07 OP Couple 15 weeks ago
louth, Ireland |
"We had a guy chatting with us here for a few days.. he was 39. then he invited Us to dinner at his place,well he lived with his mother so he was going to say we were work mates, so we were all going to sid and eat and he suggested bring plenty of wine and keep filling up the mothers glass and get her tipsy. Then he suggested I flirt with her as she loved that. And then I should suggest having the ride with her as she would be up for that.. and while this was going on himself and Fiona would watch on, and maybe even join in.. lol. This is a true story..
So am I not leaving a plate out for you? "
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Not too crazy on fab, but some bbc guy kept sending videos on another platform of him fucking people saying he could take me off Jack's hands because he could tell Jack couldn't satisfy me 🤣🤣 kept pestering. He was like a horse, I would have been no good to Jack if i'd done that 🤣 was talking about me as if I was an object to lend out though. Bizzare behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Ours was would we like to meet in a hotel room and Mrs Gs take part in a cat fight while a group of men watch and take bets "
Haha that guy is funny blocked if you refuse blocked if you say yes |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Loads but
Had a guy very recently that offered big money for me to poo on his chest and for me to squat over him and squirt in his mouth and leave my panties with him "
Oh Lord I had that one also |
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By *iscuits8Man 15 weeks ago
Dublin / Meath / Birmingham |
"Loads but
Had a guy very recently that offered big money for me to poo on his chest and for me to squat over him and squirt in his mouth and leave my panties with him
Oh Lord I had that one also "
Fair enough...
Won't ask yous again  |
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"We had a man offer to buy toys and us video using them and then sent back to him . P&Mxx "
Did you? Just curious. I'm starting to feel abit better about my own strange requests after reading some of these. Think I might be all right hahaha. Did meet a couple at an event and they were like oh yeah I remember you messaged us, and first thing I said was sorry hahaha. They got a good laugh out of it |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"We had a guy chatting with us here for a few days.. he was 39. then he invited Us to dinner at his place,well he lived with his mother so he was going to say we were work mates, so we were all going to sid and eat and he suggested bring plenty of wine and keep filling up the mothers glass and get her tipsy. Then he suggested I flirt with her as she loved that. And then I should suggest having the ride with her as she would be up for that.. and while this was going on himself and Fiona would watch on, and maybe even join in.. lol. This is a true story.. "
This is fucking insane 🤯🤣 |
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"We had a guy chatting with us here for a few days.. he was 39. then he invited Us to dinner at his place,well he lived with his mother so he was going to say we were work mates, so we were all going to sid and eat and he suggested bring plenty of wine and keep filling up the mothers glass and get her tipsy. Then he suggested I flirt with her as she loved that. And then I should suggest having the ride with her as she would be up for that.. and while this was going on himself and Fiona would watch on, and maybe even join in.. lol. This is a true story.. "
So come on Hatter don’t leave us hanging how’d ye all get on .. 😜🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Loads but
Had a guy very recently that offered big money for me to poo on his chest and for me to squat over him and squirt in his mouth and leave my panties with him
Oh Lord I had that one also "
Dm his username |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Female profile messaged me with a few face pics attached.
After chatting for an hour or so, they confessed that it was a lad & the photos of the girl was his sister. He wanted me to contact her on tinder, take her for a date, go back to their house & for me to sleep with her while he sniffed her knickers & wanked in the other room listening to us. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Female profile messaged me with a few face pics attached.
After chatting for an hour or so, they confessed that it was a lad & the photos of the girl was his sister. He wanted me to contact her on tinder, take her for a date, go back to their house & for me to sleep with her while he sniffed her knickers & wanked in the other room listening to us."
And ?????lol |
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By *iscuits8Man 14 weeks ago
Dublin / Meath / Birmingham |
To turn up to a house at a set time, head upstairs and bareback his wife who would be blindfolded and bent over.
Blow my beans and then leave. I would be one of several lads lined up to do this one after another, hence the set times. |
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"Female profile messaged me with a few face pics attached.
After chatting for an hour or so, they confessed that it was a lad & the photos of the girl was his sister. He wanted me to contact her on tinder, take her for a date, go back to their house & for me to sleep with her while he sniffed her knickers & wanked in the other room listening to us.
And ?????lol"
We’re going out saturday night, i’ll let you know   |
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"We had a guy chatting with us here for a few days.. he was 39. then he invited Us to dinner at his place,well he lived with his mother so he was going to say we were work mates, so we were all going to sid and eat and he suggested bring plenty of wine and keep filling up the mothers glass and get her tipsy. Then he suggested I flirt with her as she loved that. And then I should suggest having the ride with her as she would be up for that.. and while this was going on himself and Fiona would watch on, and maybe even join in.. lol. This is a true story..
So come on Hatter don’t leave us hanging how’d ye all get on .. 😜🤣🤣🤣"
we still waiting on the repeat invite.... hell yeaaaaassss |
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"I’d someone who wanted me to go to a bar, chat up his sister and then bring her back to the house and ride her in the room next to his so he could hear it through the wall"
Might not be the same guy but I had a lad message me asking if I knew anyone who could do that |
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"We had a guy chatting with us here for a few days.. he was 39. then he invited Us to dinner at his place,well he lived with his mother so he was going to say we were work mates, so we were all going to sid and eat and he suggested bring plenty of wine and keep filling up the mothers glass and get her tipsy. Then he suggested I flirt with her as she loved that. And then I should suggest having the ride with her as she would be up for that.. and while this was going on himself and Fiona would watch on, and maybe even join in.. lol. This is a true story..
So come on Hatter don’t leave us hanging how’d ye all get on .. 😜🤣🤣🤣we still waiting on the repeat invite.... hell yeaaaaassss"
It has the making of a mini series ( psycho revisited in mayo style ) |
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By *ACOLCouple 14 weeks ago
Cork |
"we had the hotel room catfight, too. and the request to let someone cum in her high heels. After she would need to walk around with that. (clearly a health and safety issue..  I mean its slippery)"
The request here are mild! On a certain one the request are gold 🤣🤣🤣
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Had a dude offer me increasing amounts of money to fill a jam jar with spunk so he could use it as an additive in their own home made butter.
This man runs a popular cafe selling scones in Dublin.
I mouth vomit every time I pass it now |
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By *og-ManMan 14 weeks ago
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"Had a dude offer me increasing amounts of money to fill a jam jar with spunk so he could use it as an additive in their own home made butter.
This man runs a popular cafe selling scones in Dublin.
I mouth vomit every time I pass it now "
Fuck sake hope he's closed down |
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By *scouple07 OP Couple 14 weeks ago
louth, Ireland |
"Had a dude offer me increasing amounts of money to fill a jam jar with spunk so he could use it as an additive in their own home made butter.
This man runs a popular cafe selling scones in Dublin.
I mouth vomit every time I pass it now
Fuck sake hope he's closed down "
Well we all no what everyone's answer to butter or mayo on your rolls will be from now on 🤢 |
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"Catfight, I'm feeling very unloved, I thought I was his only one...... Think the guy who wanted to breed with me and he would look after me. Sure buddy I'd love to 😂 "
I just thought of the prodigy breath with me when reading that. |
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