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By *heRareEdition OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Somewhere around

After reading a profile that must have had every possible cliche in it that one could imagine, I started wondering what some of the typical Fab profile jargons really really mean. Or better even, what they could actually mean

like, "genuine" is definitely "I'll buy you at least one drink before we get busy"

"down to earth" for me always sounds like "I'll meetup with you in my tracksuit"

Any other ones I forgot?

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By *ealitybitesMan 12 weeks ago

Belfast

So many hot ladies with "sound" hubbies which means I'm sure they were there but I was too busy looking at the wifes tits.

The conversation just flowed...so does diarrhoea.

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By *had100300Man 12 weeks ago

cork

I like the “ I’m the life and soul of a party”

Normally the most obnoxious person in the room

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By *rRiosMan 12 weeks ago

dublin

Fun, fun… fun. FUN! Mentioned many times

Professional too.

Discrete [sic]

Genuine sound fun professional man seeks female for discrete fun and good times! Mmmmmm, good vibes only. Don’t accommodate, won’t travel. Happy fabbing

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By *ACOLCouple 12 weeks ago

Cork


"After reading a profile that must have had every possible cliche in it that one could imagine, I started wondering what some of the typical Fab profile jargons really really mean. Or better even, what they could actually mean

like, "genuine" is definitely "I'll buy you at least one drink before we get busy"

"down to earth" for me always sounds like "I'll meetup with you in my tracksuit"

Any other ones I forgot? "

Hmmm, good question.

But first a very important intervention Q-U-A-C-K!!

End of the intervention.

Lina.💅

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By *aseylee324Couple 12 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"I'm told that I'm handsome"

Your mother's opinion doesn't count

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By *eordie.Woman 12 weeks ago

The Sticks


""I'm told that I'm handsome"

Your mother's opinion doesn't count"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *og-ManMan 12 weeks ago

somewhere

Not here to fuck everyone on the site

Even one reply would be gratefully accepted

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By *og-ManMan 12 weeks ago

somewhere

Bring your A game .......cause she's a pillow princess

Can't travel ....can't accommodate

Pick me up in your car and pay for the hotel

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By *ookAndDorkCouple 12 weeks ago

The West

Nobody likes my dick pic

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 12 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Genuine guy here".. followed further down the bio by "married and she doesn't know I'm here".

Selectively genuine so...

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man 12 weeks ago

Limerick City

""No picture , No reply""

On a profile with no photos. And one verification from 1986. F$$k right off lol 😆 😂 🤣.

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By *otownkid1967Man 12 weeks ago

Portlaoise

1 I don't look my age

2 I have a big dick and can go for hours.

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By *uscious ferrusMan 12 weeks ago

Galway

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By *uscious ferrusMan 12 weeks ago

Galway

The euphemism “curvy” cracks me up

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By *ie harderMan 12 weeks ago

cork

“No drama” then its all drama

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 12 weeks ago

Newry


"The euphemism “curvy” cracks me up "

Why?

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan 12 weeks ago

Usually Dundee and around

"I'm a Dom" - I watched 50 Shades and think I know it all now!

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By *indenMan 12 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

There’s a dictionary in the FAQ section, apparently “looking for tall/handsome” directly translates to “not you Linden”

Fcuk you Sydney University, and your research…..😭

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By *heXxXWoman 12 weeks ago

Dublin

When someone says "I love all women, all shapes and... all ages"… to me it sounds like "I’m desperate, horny and I’ll take anyone.” 😏

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By *arbles00Man 12 weeks ago

Between Mullingar & Longford

Discretion expected. Usually means married and hubby doesn't know

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By *ie harderMan 12 weeks ago

cork

No dick pics really means send dick pics lads

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By *arbles00Man 12 weeks ago

Between Mullingar & Longford


"No dick pics really means send dick pics lads "

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By *hane99Man 12 weeks ago

Bettystown/Balbriggan

From : Donegal, Cork, Dublin and Galway!

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By *heRareEdition OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Somewhere around


"When someone says "I love all women, all shapes and... all ages"… to me it sounds like "I’m desperate, horny and I’ll take anyone.” 😏"

I had the same thought on that one 🙈😂

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