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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant help but notice a few regulars have gone quiet in the recent weeks 
Just saying"
I’ve been more quiet than normal but that’s only because am working loads on front line pulling extra shifts etc |
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"Cant help but notice a few regulars have gone quiet in the recent weeks
Just saying"
Interesting this has been mentioned a few times lol.
I’m definitely single. The kettle will be on at my house when this is over, (no girlfriend hiding in the cupboard). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant help but notice a few regulars have gone quiet in the recent weeks
Just saying
I’ve been more quiet than normal but that’s only because am working loads on front line pulling extra shifts etc"
Thanks for your hard work.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m actually married to a very handsome man. I just pretend to be single.
Can I be your hubby?"
If you lived in Wales maybe and could buy me a Nissan GTR. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a single profile but have a partner
I’m a member of a swinging site but just use the forums mainly
I’m fab straight
I’m just a cliched mess really  "
A clique mess more like! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m actually married to a very handsome man. I just pretend to be single.
Can I be your hubby?
If you lived in Wales maybe and could buy me a Nissan GTR. "
Almost willing to relocate! 
We might need to share the GTR and the payments! I'm not that rich unfortunately.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Married but never hidden it on here, don’t see the point in lying about it on my profile as any perspective couple of single will only find out eventually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Married but never hidden it on here, don’t see the point in lying about it on my profile as any perspective couple of single will only find out eventually. "
Oi, this thread is for wretched singletons! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single, like a fish with no chips. 
Surely you're more like a chip with no fish?"
No, thats just a bag of chips. Whereas a fish on it's own where im from is called a single fish |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Single, like a fish with no chips.
Surely you're more like a chip with no fish?
No, thats just a bag of chips. Whereas a fish on it's own where im from is called a single fish "
I want a chippy now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single, like a fish with no chips.
Surely you're more like a chip with no fish?
No, thats just a bag of chips. Whereas a fish on it's own where im from is called a single fish "
With sos? And a bottle of Irn Bru lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single, like a fish with no chips.
Surely you're more like a chip with no fish?
No, thats just a bag of chips. Whereas a fish on it's own where im from is called a single fish (
I want a chippy now "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very single. But also very confused!
What does fab single and fab straight mean!?? Still kinda new to Fab so appreciate anyone sharing the lingo! "
Fab single means they have partner in real life and are here with or without their knowledge, fab straight is bi but dont want to put it on their profile for whatever reasons only known to them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single, like a fish with no chips.
Surely you're more like a chip with no fish?
No, thats just a bag of chips. Whereas a fish on it's own where im from is called a single fish
With sos? And a bottle of Irn Bru lol"
No sauce, salt and vinegar and 2 pickled onions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not just single, I'm surrounded by an exclusion field that actively repels available women."
Have you tried using Lynx? I mean the high strength lager not the smelly spray obvs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single, like a fish with no chips.
Surely you're more like a chip with no fish?
No, thats just a bag of chips. Whereas a fish on it's own where im from is called a single fish
With sos? And a bottle of Irn Bru lol
No sauce, salt and vinegar and 2 pickled onions. "
Im feckin starvin now! I could murder a proper fish supper... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very single. But also very confused!
What does fab single and fab straight mean!?? Still kinda new to Fab so appreciate anyone sharing the lingo!
Fab single means they have partner in real life and are here with or without their knowledge, fab straight is bi but dont want to put it on their profile for whatever reasons only known to them "
Wow, slight more confused by this! But thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm single but my wife isnt
 meanie
If you were my wife, we'd both be very much taken! You wouldnt be allowed out of the hed in the mornings! 
I think I’d convince you "
Ya wouldn't |
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I should not day this
Sadly I'm fully single
In what I think will be the most monumental event in a humans lifetime I will not have shared it with my life partner
I regrettably suggest this has now sealed that I will remain single forever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are ya single single?
Or fab single?
Nows the time to be honest with yourself, and all of us 
Completely single, live alone, rattling around in my house. "
Why you rattling?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think Queenie is dead cruel actually... Setting up this thread to draw us all out of the woodwork so she can watch us all wriggle about like microscopic worms in a petri dish... |
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"Are ya single single?
Or fab single?
Nows the time to be honest with yourself, and all of us
Completely single, live alone, rattling around in my house.
Why you rattling? "
Lol, just an unfortunate phrase.
I keep checking to see if any women have sneaked in, but sadly none yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I think Queenie is dead cruel actually... Setting up this thread to draw us all out of the woodwork so she can watch us all wriggle about like microscopic worms in a petri dish..."
We are all going to watch you wriggle later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are ya single single?
Or fab single?
Nows the time to be honest with yourself, and all of us
Completely single, live alone, rattling around in my house.
Why you rattling?
Lol, just an unfortunate phrase.
I keep checking to see if any women have sneaked in, but sadly none yet"
Haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I think Queenie is dead cruel actually... Setting up this thread to draw us all out of the woodwork so she can watch us all wriggle about like microscopic worms in a petri dish...
We are all going to watch you wriggle later "
This worm is going to turn on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I think Queenie is dead cruel actually... Setting up this thread to draw us all out of the woodwork so she can watch us all wriggle about like microscopic worms in a petri dish...
We are all going to watch you wriggle later
This worm is going to turn on you "
The early bird catch's the worm, 1 hour and 20 minutes...tick tock tick tock...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a single profile but have a partner
I’m a member of a swinging site but just use the forums mainly
I’m fab straight
I’m just a cliched mess really "
Such a clit tease too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a single fucking bird in this fucking world
Iv no idea why
Me either, something is wrong
Yeah with them "
Actually it's me, it's hard for me to make the step ,my thoughts sabotaging me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single and have been for far too long...!
With killer curves like that I have no idea why x
The answer is simple we "man's" sucks  "
Nobody wants me and my ‘baggage’ -but I don’t see my kids as baggage as they are awesome. (Pains in the arse sometimes though haha) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I'm soo over married /taken men masquerading as single.
Been there done that. Not interested.
This isn’t a judging thread  "
Give it a minute, I'll bet it turns into one! |
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"I'll just add in here as well as the the single women thread....I'm single single
Single single single single."
Yep, as singley single as a single single doing a single thing singularly on ones single single self |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are there any ladies who are actually interested to find out or do they just want us to fab their pics for the ego kicks ?"
Why on earth would I ask a question if I didn’t want to know the answer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are there any ladies who are actually interested to find out or do they just want us to fab their pics for the ego kicks ?
Why on earth would I ask a question if I didn’t want to know the answer?"
But please fab my pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single (but with good news in the pipeline in the coming months possibly).
Hence, why I left and doing my likely last return. Catching up with old friends before I say a goodbye.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not just single, I'm surrounded by an exclusion field that actively repels available women.
Have you tried using Lynx? I mean the high strength lager not the smelly spray obvs"
I'm a spirits man, I don't touch lager, and I certainly can't afford to douse myself in single malt on a daily basis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single and have been for far too long...!
With killer curves like that I have no idea why x
The answer is simple we "man's" sucks
Nobody wants me and my ‘baggage’ -but I don’t see my kids as baggage as they are awesome. (Pains in the arse sometimes though haha) xx"
They are part of the package.
An extra perk I believe x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very single. But also very confused!
What does fab single and fab straight mean!?? Still kinda new to Fab so appreciate anyone sharing the lingo!
Fab single means they have partner in real life and are here with or without their knowledge, fab straight is bi but dont want to put it on their profile for whatever reasons only known to them "
In other words they are Fab Fibbers. |
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