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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you had one on your ass what would it say?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Enter at the risk of death......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pinching will be reciprocated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch out it's gonna blow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please use front entrance!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

No items larger than 1 millimetre past this point

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Please use front entrance!"
would they have to ring the bell?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"No items larger than 1 millimetre past this point"
not even a finger?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"No items larger than 1 millimetre past this pointnot even a finger?

only if you have a medical degree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had one on your ass what would it say?

"nibbling is optional"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"No items larger than 1 millimetre past this pointnot even a finger?

only if you have a medical degree

"
il send you a copy

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"No items larger than 1 millimetre past this pointnot even a finger?

only if you have a medical degree

il send you a copy

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im liking the smilies

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you had one on your ass what would it say?

"nibbling is optional"

"
not light the blue touch paper and stand well back?

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By *john121Man over a year ago

staffs

If you can't see my mirrors you're WAY to close!

Wide load reversing!

Danger! Explosive gas emissions!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had one on your ass what would it say?

WIDE LOAD...

DANGER!!! GAS CONTAINER

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Theres lots of windy asses on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ANALS OUT I HAVE BUMBERRIES N TAGNUTS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please respect the neighbours and leave quietly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Pull My Finger'

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By *ubbliciousWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

'Caution Wide Load'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only enter with prior permission from owner and a tonne of lube!

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

its not junk in ma trunk, its a jiggle in ma wiggle .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you cant see my mirrors I cant see you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bite cock on occasions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

please do not put fingers in the hole, the owner cannot be held responsible if the animals bite.

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Warning flammable!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would say "I would do anything for love, but I wouldn't do that!".

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

NO ENTRY

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"NO ENTRY"

coward bunky boy !! hehe xx

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"NO ENTRY"

not even for a special one....

I is special

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TOUCH FOR IMMEDIATE SPLASHBACK

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"NO ENTRY

not even for a special one....

I is special

special or not yer still not getting in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No items larger than 1 millimetre past this pointnot even a finger?

only if you have a medical degree

What a waste!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enter at your own risk and my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING: Flatulent Hipster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sign fixed upside down....

"If you can read this... Please turn me right way up and replace on bar stool... Thankyou..."

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By *uckscouple2007Couple over a year ago

Bucks

No Entry !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parking prohibited.

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By *ub bbwWoman over a year ago

oldbury

"its not junk in ma trunk, its a jiggle in ma wiggle .

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Aim higher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had one on your ass what would it say?

"nibbling is optional"

I'd say mandatory...

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By *acktilMan over a year ago

Tewkesbury

No Entry

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

STEP AWAY FROM THE ARSE!

In small print... 'Cos it stinks

from trumps nowt else btw!!

honest

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

'Full of shit'

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Stop at the elbow for fuck sake...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

please retrieve your watch after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bump in road

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

If you feel my tonsils, you may have gone too far.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning, attached is addictive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This product is excluded from the 30 day guarantee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the better end.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

This is , in fact, a mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

abandon hope all ye who enter here! management cannot take responsibility for items lost from the premises

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This way up ^

Always read instructions

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

As Nike would say 'Just do it'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insert slowly and leave balls outside

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"No items larger than 1 millimetre past this pointnot even a finger?

only if you have a medical degree

Haahaahaahaa! I've got a white coat and lube!

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Please cover head before entering the Temple.

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By *eeking Maid MarianMan over a year ago

Sherwood Forest N Notts

One Way Street......Exit ONLY!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No entry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May contain nuts.

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