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"Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user... Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?" Where has everyone gone tonight? | |||
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"Is it Christmas yet dear" Oh fuck wrong room again  . ( you have to read my profile ) | |||
"Sit there and don't move!" Mmm  | |||
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"Is it Christmas yet dear Oh fuck wrong room again . ( you have to read my profile ) "5 words  | |||
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"Happy Birthday to you Yasmeen…" Even better in the flesh x | |||
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"Why are you still dressed..." What took you so long ?  | |||
"Why are you still dressed... What took you so long ? "I was brushing my teeth | |||
"Why are you still dressed... What took you so long ? I was brushing my teeth "Wow that’s a big cock!! | |||
"Why are you still dressed... What took you so long ? I was brushing my teeth
Wow that’s a big cock!!"Who wants the first go? | |||
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"Well, it’s my lucky day" Well, hello | |||
"You're here about the parakeet?" It is an ex parakeet  | |||
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"Got the time onya cock?" Well hello again my lovely! | |||
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"Hello sweety hope all is well xx" Don't stop till I pop | |||
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"What took you so long? "I've been ogling your pics x | |||
"What took you so long?
I've been ogling your pics x "Am I better in person? | |||
"Hello sweety hope all is well xx Don't stop till I pop "Doris and Ethel love you | |||
"Hello sweety hope all is well xx Don't stop till I pop
Doris and Ethel love you "Can we join you three  | |||
"Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user... Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?" Have you seen my wife? | |||
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"Hello. Did everyone pass out "Go fetch my flogger, boy | |||
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"No chocolate salty balls please " But yes please for me ... | |||
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"No chocolate salty balls please But yes please for me ... "Those fishnets suit you a lot | |||
"No chocolate salty balls please But yes please for me ...
Those fishnets suit you a lot "Time for mw to strip | |||
"No chocolate salty balls please But yes please for me ...
Those fishnets suit you a lot
Time for mw to strip "Just drop your clothes here | |||
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"Outstanding in every single way." you're the man in the mirror. | |||
"Outstanding in every single way. you're the man in the mirror. "can I have a turn | |||
"Outstanding in every single way. you're the man in the mirror. can I have a turn"My turn next then please | |||
"Outstanding in every single way. you're the man in the mirror. can I have a turn
My turn next then please "we can all join in | |||
"Outstanding in every single way. you're the man in the mirror. can I have a turn
My turn next then please we can all join in"Everyone in for an orgy | |||
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"Definitely with you sexy gal" Cool will get my glad rags on! x | |||
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"Those boxers look very tight" Whilst your buttons are undone | |||
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"5 words my dear friend" Teach me how to read | |||
"5 words my dear friend Teach me how to read " Come on then big boy | |||
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"Teach him a good lesson " Buy a shirt with buttons | |||
"Teach him a good lesson Buy a shirt with buttons "You buy some clothes dear | |||
"Teach him a good lesson Buy a shirt with buttons "Says man with no buttons | |||
"Teach him a good lesson Buy a shirt with buttons
Says man with no buttons"I bought new shirt after | |||
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"Must use same shirt shop " I can’t masturbate to this  | |||
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"Let's jump into bed now! " Oh yes, straight away mmmmm | |||
"Let's jump into bed now! Oh yes, straight away mmmmm" Did you bring a bird? | |||
"Let's jump into bed now! Oh yes, straight away mmmmm Did you bring a bird?" Can I drive hands free | |||
"Let's jump into bed now! Oh yes, straight away mmmmm Did you bring a bird?" Does THAT stand by itself | |||
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"Hello nice to meet you "You have a beautiful smile | |||
"Hello nice to meet you
You have a beautiful smile "Room for a thorn between you 2 Roses | |||
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"Hello nice to meet you
You have a beautiful smile
Room for a thorn between you 2 Roses"Do you struggle with reading | |||
"Hello nice to meet you
You have a beautiful smile
Room for a thorn between you 2 Roses
Do you struggle with reading "Oh you are very funny  | |||
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"She keeps ripping them off " Sssshhh, stop telling them that | |||
"She keeps ripping them off Sssshhh, stop telling them that "Fancy seeing you here again | |||
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"Get some studying done now " Will you just get dressed | |||
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"It's getting hot in here " Take off all your clothes | |||
"It's getting hot in here Take off all your clothes "Thanks for coming | |||
"It's getting hot in here Take off all your clothes
Thanks for coming "You, are more than welcome | |||
"It's getting hot in here Take off all your clothes
Thanks for coming
You, are more than welcome "Aren’t I too old for you? | |||
"It's getting hot in here Take off all your clothes
Thanks for coming
You, are more than welcome
Aren’t I too old for you?"where did you spring from? | |||
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"It's getting hot in here Take off all your clothes
Thanks for coming
You, are more than welcome
Aren’t I too old for you?"“Ooooh. Suits you, Sir. Ooooh.” (But I’d say it with the right amount of sexy meets comedy, promise) | |||
"Would you like a drink? "Assume the (wheel) position, please. | |||
"Would you like a drink?
Assume the (wheel) position, please. "Change your age criteria to 50 | |||
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"Drop your trousers you’ve pulled "I wish | |||
"Drop your trousers you’ve pulled
I wish " | |||
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