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"The Exorcist might not work too well "Miss Saigon. No, that already is the worst musical in the world | |||
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"Carrie would be blood-y mayhem. Jaws the Musical would be a de-fin-ite disaster. " I can almost hear the musical number in Jaws, ‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat, a bigger boat, a bigger boat!’ | |||
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"Human Centipede: The Musical " Ooft *holding in puke emoji* | |||
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"You used the word "musical". That already guarantees the music is going to be crap, and the script and acting are going to be pantomime level. There are a few honourable exceptions on the music front. There are no exceptions on the script or acting." Nonsense! | |||
"Jim’ll fix it the musical" I must have missed the film that preceded it  | |||
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"Two Girls One Cup: The Musical…." Just: NO. | |||
"Two Girls One Cup: The Musical…." Sounds shit | |||
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"Inspired by the episode in After Life wherein a character hilariously revealed that they had headlined in, Taxi Driver: The Musical(!!!) Good folks, can you come up with a more dreadful idea for a film to musical conversion? I’m thinking Schindler’s List would be pretty bad for starters….." Funny you should mention that...here's my take on it (Mel Brooks and Springtime for Hitler springs to mind) Why, oh why am I full of glee? Is it because Of the drudergery. Filing and polishing For the artillery. Bullets and belts From the iron foun-dary I don't get paid, Nor holidays due Frost bitten, malnourished And bunged up with flu Been stuck here, Since last January When some joker said "Work sets you free" ...Then, why, oh why Am I so full of glee? | |||
"The Exorcist might not work too well "Jim Stein and Meatloaf might disagree, if they were still with us. | |||
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"Fred and rose the musical why it'll be a west end smash!!" The finale has to be "I never promised you a rose garden" by Lynn Anderson | |||
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"You used the word "musical". That already guarantees the music is going to be crap, and the script and acting are going to be pantomime level. There are a few honourable exceptions on the music front. There are no exceptions on the script or acting." I challenge anyone to a fight who says SouthPark the musical is not actually a fucking first rate musical | |||
"Fred and rose the musical why it'll be a west end smash!! The finale has to be "I never promised you a rose garden" by Lynn Anderson" agreed! | |||
"Silence Of The Lambs: I can just imagine a suitably crass Chianti song cropping up…." I can, replacing the lyrics to Nessun Dorma "Lambs shall sleep, Lambs shall sleep! Needing you, oh Chainti, In your woven fiasco, Watch the pouring, That trembles with love Floral with notes. But my secret is hidden within me, My shame no one shall see, No... no... Slicing your mouth, I will taste it, When the light shines. And the lambs will observe the silence that matches your whine! (No one will know this shame and you must, alas, die.) Vanish, tonight! See, stars! See, stars! At dusk, I will cook! I will cook! I will cook! | |||
"Two Girls One Cup: The Musical…. Sounds shit "I'll drink to that! I can see the posters now "Two girls one cup, brought to you from the people who brought you, the Broadway smash Blue Waffle" | |||
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"Chopper. 'If you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me' would be a No.1 hit." as would Rod Stewart's corker "The first cut is the deepest" | |||
"Fred and rose the musical why it'll be a west end smash!! The finale has to be "I never promised you a rose garden" by Lynn Anderson" Or "Going Underground" | |||
"Would love to see The Wolf of Wall Street as a musical. Just imagine all the fucks in songs haha As for a worst, The Predator? I mean it's supposed to be invisible yet its going to sing about stalking them?" Can you imagine Jordan Belfort, sing and dancing ala Gene Kelly past his scammed customers begging on the street singing "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf?, big bad wolf?" | |||
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"Silence Of The Lambs: I can just imagine a suitably crass Chianti song cropping up…. I can, replacing the lyrics to Nessun Dorma "Lambs shall sleep, Lambs shall sleep! Needing you, oh Chainti, In your woven fiasco, Watch the pouring, That trembles with love Floral with notes. But my secret is hidden within me, My shame no one shall see, No... no... Slicing your mouth, I will taste it, When the light shines. And the lambs will observe the silence that matches your whine! (No one will know this shame and you must, alas, die.) Vanish, tonight! See, stars! See, stars! At dusk, I will cook! I will cook! I will cook! " I’m booking my tickets for this now  | |||
"fabswingers the musical.. I can't believe it's taken this long." Oh God, it would be hysterical. We could call it ‘FAF? The musical’. | |||
"fabswingers the musical.. I can't believe it's taken this long. Oh God, it would be hysterical. We could call it ‘FAF? The musical’." even better.. | |||
"Two Girls One Cup: The Musical…." I one up that one man and jar the musical | |||
"Jim’ll fix it the musical "Kate Bush and "Sat in your lap" "Some say that temptation is something sat in your lap Some say that temptation is something that you never have" | |||
"fabswingers the musical.. I can't believe it's taken this long. Oh God, it would be hysterical. We could call it ‘FAF? The musical’." Yes! I can see it now. "We're having a gangbang against the wall" has to be the biggie from this one. | |||
"fabswingers the musical.. I can't believe it's taken this long. Oh God, it would be hysterical. We could call it ‘FAF? The musical’. Yes! I can see it now. "We're having a gangbang against the wall" has to be the biggie from this one. " Actually howling! | |||
"Silence Of The Lambs: I can just imagine a suitably crass Chianti song cropping up…. I can, replacing the lyrics to Nessun Dorma "Lambs shall sleep, Lambs shall sleep! Needing you, oh Chainti, In your woven fiasco, Watch the pouring, That trembles with love Floral with notes. But my secret is hidden within me, My shame no one shall see, No... no... Slicing your mouth, I will taste it, When the light shines. And the lambs will observe the silence that matches your whine! (No one will know this shame and you must, alas, die.) Vanish, tonight! See, stars! See, stars! At dusk, I will cook! I will cook! I will cook! I’m booking my tickets for this now "Thanks, fancy a glass of wine? | |||
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"Silence Of The Lambs: I can just imagine a suitably crass Chianti song cropping up…." Challenge accepted, accomplished and tickets are selling out fast! | |||
"fabswingers the musical.. I can't believe it's taken this long. Oh God, it would be hysterical. We could call it ‘FAF? The musical’. Yes! I can see it now. "We're having a gangbang against the wall" has to be the biggie from this one. Actually howling! "I can hear you down here.  | |||
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"fabswingers the musical.. I can't believe it's taken this long. Oh God, it would be hysterical. We could call it ‘FAF? The musical’. Yes! I can see it now. "We're having a gangbang against the wall" has to be the biggie from this one. Actually howling! "Rita, Sue and FAF too | |||
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"Porn in the USA" French Kissing in the USA We'd have to call it "The American wet dream" | |||
"Got to get Ring of Fire in there somewhere." Lord of the rings or Freddy got Fisted | |||
"Carrie would be blood-y mayhem. Jaws the Musical would be a de-fin-ite disaster.
I can almost hear the musical number in Jaws, ‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat, a bigger boat, a bigger boat!’ "I see what youi did there with the fin pun. They could sing those words to "who's afraid of the big bad wolf?/we're gonna need a bigger boat, a bigger boat." | |||
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"Carrie would be blood-y mayhem. "This could be Cliff Richard's newest project. "Carrie doesn't shower here any more, not since she bled on the shower floor..." | |||
"Tinnitus: the musical" that's got a ring to it | |||
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"Carrie doesn’t go to the main hall She’d rather be dead Than once again have pig’s blood chucked over her head." Thanks, does this work? Carrie isn't Prom Queen any more Not since the porcine blood over head did pour Carrie doesn't need this anymore Being drenched like this by that fuckin' whore. | |||
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"Jim’ll fix it the musical I must have missed the film that preceded it "it was called Jimmy Saville: Exhibit A, b, c, d...the MET Police blamed South Yorkshire Police for losing the evidence. SYP denied it and blamed the MET.  | |||
"Scream!! You are actually hilarious "Why, thank you (takes a bow and rolls hand to the audience from the stage.) I'm framing that! mmmwaa x | |||
"Silence Of The Lambs: I can just imagine a suitably crass Chianti song cropping up…." Put the lotion in the basket, opera style | |||
"Silence Of The Lambs: I can just imagine a suitably crass Chianti song cropping up…. Put the lotion in the basket, opera style "Try this... "Pass me the lotion Pass me the lotion Your feeble screams Are a drop in the ocean Please load the basket Please load the basket Don't make me scream Didn't you hear me when I quietly ask-ed it?" | |||
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"Alien " This one goes to Reginald Dwight "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch I'm a bitch and I'm back Stone cold slobber as a matter of fact" | |||
"We need a playlist; I won't let the site go down on me." Not a fan of receiving oral then? | |||
"Porn in the USA" Louis Theroux HAS to narrate this one. | |||
"You used the word "musical". That already guarantees the music is going to be crap, and the script and acting are going to be pantomime level. There are a few honourable exceptions on the music front. There are no exceptions on the script or acting." Wow. That’s a big call! | |||
"The Exorcist might not work too well "Lennon & McCartney, have got this one in the bag. "Twist and shout, woo-hoo!" | |||
"You used the word "musical". That already guarantees the music is going to be crap, and the script and acting are going to be pantomime level. There are a few honourable exceptions on the music front. There are no exceptions on the script or acting. Wow. That’s a big call!" Curtain call? | |||
"fabswingers the musical.. I can't believe it's taken this long." I thought it wasn't Viagra, bloody online pharmacies! | |||
"fabswingers the musical.. I can't believe it's taken this long. I thought it wasn't Viagra, bloody online pharmacies!" Stand by your man! | |||
"Human Centipede: The Musical " "The okey-y" or "Follow you, follow me" | |||
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"Trump - The Musical" Hasn't that happened yet? | |||
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"Trump - The Musical" "I hear you knocking, but you can't come in" "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies" "Bye bye baby, baby good bye" or "We don't need mass inocul-ation, we don't need no sheeple control. Before I fall, I want to build a Mexi-can wall!" | |||
"Saving Private Ryan or maybe some of the dodgy porn parodies. Anyone for Shaving Ryan's Privates the musical." "On the Beach" by Chris Rea "Burn baby burn, dico inferno" for the pill box and flame thrower scene. "Boys, boys, boys" by Sabrina | |||
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" The Exorcist might not work too well " I saw the Exorcist in the west end a few times. It was so good …but thankfully NOT a musical lol | |||
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"You used the word "musical". That already guarantees the music is going to be crap, and the script and acting are going to be pantomime level. There are a few honourable exceptions on the music front. There are no exceptions on the script or acting." Wrong on all counts (in my opinion as HUGE Sondheim fan). | |||
"Brexit the musical The first act would be confused and misleading The second like football terrace chorus across the house of commons floor and... When you thought it was all over the 3rd act would start and they'd lock the doors so you can't get out. " I can see the bus ads now | |||
"Brexit the musical The first act would be confused and misleading The second like football terrace chorus across the house of commons floor and... When you thought it was all over the 3rd act would start and they'd lock the doors so you can't get out. I can see the bus ads now"
But it would only advertise at half the actual price | |||
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"Fred and rose the musical why it'll be a west end smash!! The finale has to be "I never promised you a rose garden" by Lynn Anderson" And of course Go West by the Pet Shop Boys Fred West, if you rent a room Fred West, he'll build an ensuite tomb Fred West, he'll fondle both your tits Fred West, he'll chop off all your other bits. | |||
"Brexit the musical The first act would be confused and misleading The second like football terrace chorus across the house of commons floor and... When you thought it was all over the 3rd act would start and they'd lock the doors so you can't get out. I can see the bus ads now
But it would only advertise at half the actual price "and nobody will know when it will finish. | |||
"Fred and rose the musical why it'll be a west end smash!! The finale has to be "I never promised you a rose garden" by Lynn Anderson And of course Go West by the Pet Shop Boys Fred West, if you rent a room Fred West, he'll build an ensuite tomb Fred West, he'll fondle both your tits Fred West, he'll chop off all your other bits. " Good effort, you should write the whole song. | |||
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"The Life and Times of Peter Sutcliffe: A Musical Odyssey" Rowan Atkinson could have played him. Just think Blackadder II and see the resemblance. 4 Non Blonds should redo this one... "And I try Oh my God, do I try I try all the time In this institution And I pray Oh my God, do I pray I pray every single day" | |||
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"What about the weather report? There's loads of suitable songs. "When the levee breaks" Led Zep "Here comes the flood" Peter Gabriel "Sunshine on a rainy day" Zoe "I remember your name" The Beautiful South (for storm names) "Hot in the city" Billy Idol" Got to add ‘it’s raining men’ to that list | |||
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"What about the weather report? There's loads of suitable songs. "When the levee breaks" Led Zep "Here comes the flood" Peter Gabriel "Sunshine on a rainy day" Zoe "I remember your name" The Beautiful South (for storm names) "Hot in the city" Billy Idol Got to add ‘it’s raining men’ to that list "I did that deliberately. | |||
"Probably not American pie "The history of the song or the film of the same title? | |||
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"Saw: the musical. Watch out, the first 3 rows are “the splash zone.” Audience participation is mandatory " Tie this in with the Alton Towers ride. | |||
"Fred and rose the musical why it'll be a west end smash!! The finale has to be "I never promised you a rose garden" by Lynn Anderson" I was just singing this song | |||
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"What about the weather report? There's loads of suitable songs. "When the levee breaks" Led Zep "Here comes the flood" Peter Gabriel "Sunshine on a rainy day" Zoe "I remember your name" The Beautiful South (for storm names) "Hot in the city" Billy Idol Got to add ‘it’s raining men’ to that list
I did that deliberately.""Gspot tornado" Frank Zappa | |||
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"What extreme sport would you put your tackle or boobs at risk for?" And how do you put it to music? | |||
"What extreme sport would you put your tackle or boobs at risk for? And how do you put it to music?" ...the cold never bothered me anyway. Perhaps? | |||
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"Silence Of The Lambs: I can just imagine a suitably crass Chianti song cropping up…. I can, replacing the lyrics to Nessun Dorma "Lambs shall sleep, Lambs shall sleep! Needing you, oh Chainti, In your woven fiasco, Watch the pouring, That trembles with love Floral with notes. But my secret is hidden within me, My shame no one shall see, No... no... Slicing your mouth, I will taste it, When the light shines. And the lambs will observe the silence that matches your whine! (No one will know this shame and you must, alas, die.) Vanish, tonight! See, stars! See, stars! At dusk, I will cook! I will cook! I will cook! " (Excuse the dodgy online translation) AGNELLI DORMONO Gli agnelli dormono, gli agnelli dormono! Ho bisogno di te, o Chianti, Nel tuo fiasco intrecciato, Guarda il versamento, Che trema d'amore Floreale con note. Ma il mio segreto è nascosto dentro di me, La mia vergogna nessuno vedrà, no... no... Tagliandoti la bocca, Lo gusterò, quando la luce splenderà. E gli agnelli osserveranno il silenzio che corrisponde al tuo lamento! (Nessuno conoscerà questa vergogna e tu, ahimè, devi morire.) Svanisci, stanotte! Guardate, stelle! Vedete, stelle! All'imbrunire, cucinerò! Cucinerò! Cucinerò! | |||
