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What is the stupidest reason you have a scar
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have two on my head
I got hit by a park swing for the first (when the seats were made out of solid chunks of wood)
The second was when my sister threw half a brick at me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two on my head
I got hit by a park swing for the first (when the seats were made out of solid chunks of wood)
The second was when my sister threw half a brick at me still friends  "
Friends now
Not so much as teenagers  |
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"I have two on my head
I got hit by a park swing for the first (when the seats were made out of solid chunks of wood)
The second was when my sister threw half a brick at me still friends
Friends now
Not so much as teenagers "
Good show  |
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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago
land of make believe |
"Being stroppy loading the dishwasher aged 12, sliced my thumb on a big sharp knife. The night before I was going to buy a PS1. "
I'm not surprised you were stroppy ,the PS2 was out by then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was d*unk and decided to annoy a snake.Expand please  "
In the days of jackass and young lads trying to copy them I decided I would get my friends pet snake out and repeatedly stick my face in his. He latched onto my nose  |
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"I was d*unk and decided to annoy a snake.Expand please
In the days of jackass and young lads trying to copy them I decided I would get my friends pet snake out and repeatedly stick my face in his. He latched onto my nose "
that's quality ...not that you got injured ...just that you're fuckin crazy |
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Playing the game 'red rover' in junior school where you had to run and break through a chain of people. There was a brick wall behind them, cracked my head open and a nice trip to hospital and stitches on my forehead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was d*unk and decided to annoy a snake.Expand please
In the days of jackass and young lads trying to copy them I decided I would get my friends pet snake out and repeatedly stick my face in his. He latched onto my nose
that's quality ...not that you got injured ...just that you're fuckin crazy "
I’m not that crazy. Just did some dumb shit when I was young. I now have a very rational fear of snakes though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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9inch angle grinder hit me in the neck. Thought I'd smashed my jaw then I saw the cut. There was literally no blood and it only cut through one of the superficial muscles. Looked like a scene from a body horror movie, this huge open wound exposing the muscles beneath. I am very, very lucky to be alive and as pretty as I was that morning (not saying much but you get me) |
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"9inch angle grinder hit me in the neck. Thought I'd smashed my jaw then I saw the cut. There was literally no blood and it only cut through one of the superficial muscles. Looked like a scene from a body horror movie, this huge open wound exposing the muscles beneath. I am very, very lucky to be alive and as pretty as I was that morning (not saying much but you get me)"
wow !!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off 
Picked the nipple off?!! "
yep now just a dent there where the nipple was |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"9inch angle grinder hit me in the neck. Thought I'd smashed my jaw then I saw the cut. There was literally no blood and it only cut through one of the superficial muscles. Looked like a scene from a body horror movie, this huge open wound exposing the muscles beneath. I am very, very lucky to be alive and as pretty as I was that morning (not saying much but you get me)wow !!!"
Every staff member in a and e came to see me. I was also really lucky the vascular surgeon was on that day because he sewed up the muscle before the skin and I can still grimace when I remember it. |
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Do we go for the falling over a dog when I was five, or falling through a ceiling because someone left stuff on the floor next to where the floorboards were up, and thus ended up with me tripping and going through it |
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"Do we go for the falling over a dog when I was five, or falling through a ceiling because someone left stuff on the floor next to where the floorboards were up, and thus ended up with me tripping and going through it"
Haha, I have a falling over the dog one too. In my Grandma's garden, age 7, head meeting a pile of bricks as I landed. 6 stitches later and a scar I'm still quite proud of... |
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As a kid I kept spinning around as fast as I could and making my self dissy in the living room. But one time broke out of it and had not control and cracked my head open on the fire place. The scar can still be seen on the side of my head.
Or possibly this one?
I have one from the morning after the last night in my old rugby clubs club house. The club was moving to a new ground and the bar needed emptying. Woke up in the morning with the duvet stuck to my leg. Huge gash, dried blood everywhere. Left a scar and a dent in my leg about 1cm wide, 4cm long. Still to this day haven't a club what happened but can guarantee it was from something very stupid.
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"As a kid I kept spinning around as fast as I could and making my self dissy in the living room. But one time broke out of it and had not control and cracked my head open on the fire place. The scar can still be seen on the side of my head.
Or possibly this one?
I have one from the morning after the last night in my old rugby clubs club house. The club was moving to a new ground and the bar needed emptying. Woke up in the morning with the duvet stuck to my leg. Huge gash, dried blood everywhere. Left a scar and a dent in my leg about 1cm wide, 4cm long. Still to this day haven't a club what happened but can guarantee it was from something very stupid.
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I squished a drink can's to the bottom of my shoes when younger..tried to make them sound like high heels 
One of them came off, I tripped up and ladded on the split squished can an nearly cut ALL of my thumb off from my palm
True story |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I squished a drink can's to the bottom of my shoes when younger..tried to make them sound like high heels
One of them came off, I tripped up and ladded on the split squished can an nearly cut ALL of my thumb off from my palm
True story "
OUCH !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off
I’ve got a scar on my boob for the same reason
Photo, or it doesn't exist x"
Private one? |
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"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off
I’ve got a scar on my boob for the same reason
Photo, or it doesn't exist x
Private one?"
Go on then....if you insist x |
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"Dropping a hot kettle of water down the whole of my right side. 3rd degree burns from shoulder to hip. Bloody agony and angry scars now "
I may need to investigate this injury, with my extensive knowledge of body parts (lie, this is just a not so subtle attempt to look at your boobs) x |
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"Dropping a hot kettle of water down the whole of my right side. 3rd degree burns from shoulder to hip. Bloody agony and angry scars now "
similar, 30%burns..petrol and bonfires are not a good mix.
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"Do we go for the falling over a dog when I was five, or falling through a ceiling because someone left stuff on the floor next to where the floorboards were up, and thus ended up with me tripping and going through it
Haha, I have a falling over the dog one too. In my Grandma's garden, age 7, head meeting a pile of bricks as I landed. 6 stitches later and a scar I'm still quite proud of..."
If your scar looks like mine, I imagine you get people telling you to get eyes tattooed by it to make it look like a smily face |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
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I crash my bike into an underpass bridge and not wearing a helmet at the time. Busted my forehead open and administer first aid on myself as no one was around at the time. Can't remember how I got to hospital though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This will be a bit stomach churning.
Someone in the family put some food in the dustbin in an unsealed bag.
The flies got in and loaded eggs.
within days the bin was alive with maggots.
In an attempt to get rid of them I decided that I'd 'cook' them with a kitchen blow torch.
After I'd killed most of them, I accidently touched my leg with the gun and now have a scar |
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"This will be a bit stomach churning.
Someone in the family put some food in the dustbin in an unsealed bag.
The flies got in and loaded eggs.
within days the bin was alive with maggots.
In an attempt to get rid of them I decided that I'd 'cook' them with a kitchen blow torch.
After I'd killed most of them, I accidently touched my leg with the gun and now have a scar "
Did it for the right reasons and pardon the pun it backfired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bunny hopped a ramp the wrong way as a 10 year old on my bmx, 1st run cleared it, 2nd run back wheel hit top of ramp flipped me over cut my knee open with a 3 inch gash could see down to my kneecap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't know where to start! Small scar on my right knee from stabbing myself with a pencil and the "lead" being stuck in it for a couple of years.
Scar on my right forearm slicing myself open doing blood brothers with my life mate on my first squadron
Faint burn mark when I overheat a bit due to setting my entire chest and head alight in a very poorly executed fire breathing stunt.
Faint burn mark above my eyebrow and on my neck from moshing into a massive bonfire.
Two large red scars on my left shin from climbing up a wooden flagpole that snapped when I was at the top - BB scarred herself up the other flagpole at the same festival.
There's a bit of a theme with some of my "accidents"
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Another I remember was when I was about 4 or 5 I pulled a kettle of boiling water down on me at my Grans fortunately the water only landed on my foot. I still have a postage stamp sized scar on the top of my foot today just about |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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I have a few.
Old scar on my leg from having a lit oxyacetylene welding torch stuck in the side of my thigh.
Scar on my hand where I had to put a window through as next door neighbour locked herself out and her toddler was in the house on her own.
Scar on my head where I walked into a flap on a fighter jet.
I also have a really faint scar on my right nut from a hernia that was strangling my ball as a kid. 4 stitches.
Faint scar where I was bitten by a fucking PENGUIN! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or first boys holiday moped (been riding motocross since i was 5) booting it down a road and a goat runs out in front of me the rest is history including a tentenis jag i bought from the local chemist ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a scar on my,on my Forehead decided it was a good idea to headbutt a Texas Squat bar
I have no idea what that is but it sounds like a great night out "
Trying to get Myself Pumped up at a powerlifting comp,instead concussion and 6.cm.scar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A terrible habit of picking or scratching off any slight blemish, spot etc, im absolutely covered in little scars all over my body  quite embarrasing but I cant stop myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A terrible habit of picking or scratching off any slight blemish, spot etc, im absolutely covered in little scars all over my body quite embarrasing but I cant stop myself."
Ditto... i am a picker too! |
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After watching a movie in the cinema i tried to vault over a railing in the theatre - didnt make it. I apparently spun around the railing like a teddy bear and split my eyebrow open. Had to go A&E to get my face glued together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A terrible habit of picking or scratching off any slight blemish, spot etc, im absolutely covered in little scars all over my body quite embarrasing but I cant stop myself.
Ditto... i am a picker too! "
I am guilty aswell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where do we start?
Opening a tin of beans and cutting my thumb on the edge.
Helping my mate who d*unkenly got in a fight with half of the Harlequins 1st team.
Trapping my knee between boards on a 5 a side pitch.
Ignoring a doctor's advice to not do any physical activity for 3 weeks otherwise my stiches will explode......then play 11 a side because my team was short and would have forfeited 3 days after an op.
Scratching and cutting open my leg on some metal weight plates.....not once....but twice in a month (took a file into the gym to get the sharp edge off after the second time)
One on my nose after tripping on my sandals as a kid.....but that's faded to the extent where you can't see it anymore unless the light catches it just so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was very small I walked into pipe that was sticking out at my Nan’s and cut my face.
When I was only a little bit small I was swinging on the twisty computer chairs at home and the CD thing was open on the computer and cut my leg across it. Both left scars and were so ridiculously stupid incidents. |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"A terrible habit of picking or scratching off any slight blemish, spot etc, im absolutely covered in little scars all over my body quite embarrasing but I cant stop myself."
I'm exactly the same!! I know it'll scar but I can't help myself  |
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In South Africa we would get d*unk as Teenagers and go out at night with a pickup and spotlights to catch rabbits and antelope with our bare hands.
One person would blind the animal's and you would hop off the pickup and try to catch them. (It was exiting and humorous and the few animal's that we actually caught were all released unharmed)
Hilarious chases would ensue, almost invariably ending up in a d*unken tangle of limbs ploughing headfirst into the dirt, to the amusement of everybody watching....
One night I was chasing a rabbit that veered up the embankment with me right on its tail. As I reached out to grab it, my visions of triumph were momentarily interrupted by a sudden thought of "oh fuck, the barbed wire fence" then I ran straight into said fence with such speed and violence that my jeans and t-shirt were almost complete shredded! I was left almost naked and bleeding and impaled on the rusty barbs....
One of those scars is just under my right eye..... Of the many scars from my youthful misadventures that probably takes the trophy for the most stupid! |
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.. and multiple hand scars from playing knuckles as a youth. 
