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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whale Shark.
No one fucks with you and you just cruise about slowly all day eating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d be a monkey so I could wank all day and throw shit at people who try to stop me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An eagle  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
I'll know it when I find it. |
*must resist urge for self-deprecation* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lion so i can sleep when i want send all the women hunting and fuck my pick when i want to also il enjoy having hair again |
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A bonobo. Their sex life looks amazing |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
I'll know it when I find it. |
A pampered house cat, plump, smug, arrogant, loved. Me, in animal form. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a lion. harem and have sex for 9 hours at a time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A bonobo. Their sex life looks amazing "
I did not even know what a Bonobo was! An educational thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pampered house cat, plump, smug, arrogant, loved. Me, in animal form. "
Arrogant and smug? Noooo. A gorgeous purr... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wanna be bodil joennsens dog
Wtf  "
Googled who she was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Ligra. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Golden Labrador. It would be great to be popular for just being cute. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Did you choose that because it has an emoji? |
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"A bonobo. Their sex life looks amazing
I did not even know what a Bonobo was! An educational thread "
Google Analytics must be noticing a connection between Fab and Bonobo look ups. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna be bodil joennsens dog
Wtf
Googled who she was "
first blue movie i saw at the age of 15 was her giving a pig a bj. it wasnt pretty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wanna be bodil joennsens dog
Wtf
Googled who she was
first blue movie i saw at the age of 15 was her giving a pig a bj. it wasnt pretty"
 ewwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sloth. |
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Hands down we'd be Guinea pigs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A giraffe. Fuck you top shelf at Tesco.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A snow leopard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100% not a gerbil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"100% Richard Gere’s gerbil. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"100% Richard Gere’s gerbil.
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Hey hey hey be nice to the animals! Porno pigs and anal extravaganza gerbils are out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"100% Richard Gere’s gerbil.
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I mean, not now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a beluga whale |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hands down we'd be Guinea pigs "
A very cute pair of cavies you'd be too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A gerbil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hands down we'd be Guinea pigs "
What if Richard Gere has moved on to bigger rodents? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hands down we'd be Guinea pigs
What if Richard Gere has moved on to bigger rodents?"
Then you’d need a bigger gape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hands down we'd be Guinea pigs
What if Richard Gere has moved on to bigger rodents?
Then you’d need a bigger gape "
There’s only one man who can help us |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm updating the OP. Please say why you'd be that animal. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
A bear
Lumbering, hairy, likes honey, wears t shirts snd no pants and likes sleeping |
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Emoji on Fab, can walk, swim, fly and always laughing their heads off |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bracknell... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
I'd be Sherpa... the Malamute (see posts on YouTube) ...owner takes him on awesome trips! ...and hilarious double act |
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"a lion. harem and have sex for 9 hours at a time"
That's the problem with documentaries - they always show the prides and that's where successful males live. As many male lions are born as females yet you see far fewer of them - the rest live alone or die.
Me? Depends on what you're asking.
What animal would I like to be? A domestic cat with kind owners - they do what they want whenever they want and don't give a flying f@#k about anyone else.
What animal is most like me? Dunno, maybe a beaver - constantly making and mending shit.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sloth  |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
I love sharks so I would definitely go as being a great white shark. That would be so awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seagull,so i could Fly Around stealing food and shitting on people who have annoyed me |
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A Megladon rising from the deep |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
A  so I could run up trouser legs and bite nuts |
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"A penguin ??"
I'd like to ppppp pick you up . |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
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Emoji on Fab, can walk, swim, fly and always laughing their heads off "
I have a pet duck. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a lion. harem and have sex for 9 hours at a time
That's the problem with documentaries - they always show the prides and that's where successful males live. As many male lions are born as females yet you see far fewer of them - the rest live alone or die.
Me? Depends on what you're asking.
What animal would I like to be? A domestic cat with kind owners - they do what they want whenever they want and don't give a flying f@#k about anyone else.
What animal is most like me? Dunno, maybe a beaver - constantly making and mending shit.
Mr"
Is a close enough? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sloth "
Your reason? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Emoji on Fab, can walk, swim, fly and always laughing their heads off
I have a pet duck. "
Liar! |
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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago
Bath |
A panda..
So I can Constantly eat and nap it off.
Plus they are cute looking. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
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Emoji on Fab, can walk, swim, fly and always laughing their heads off
I have a pet duck.
Liar!"
Nope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Eagle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A really friendly cat. |
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A Great white shark
Eat sleep and make little sharks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A so I could run up trouser legs and bite nuts "
Erm !! |
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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago
Bath |
"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~ "
But a mermaid isn’t a animal … |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~ "
Surprised no man wants to be a blue whale with a 10 foot dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~
But a mermaid isn’t a animal … "
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Honey Badger.
Well why not they are fucking nuts, well ard and sneeky fuckers and almost indestructible. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~
Surprised no man wants to be a blue whale with a 10 foot dick "
Nah, that's just a tiddler. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d be a big spider…..
I’d love just to hear someone say “fucking hell it’s huge”  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d be a big spider…..
I’d love just to hear someone say “fucking hell it’s huge” "
Snorted at that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~
Surprised no man wants to be a blue whale with a 10 foot dick
Nah, that's just a tiddler. "
Just off to look up the size of a cougar's cock... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmm definitely a Wolf |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Emoji on Fab, can walk, swim, fly and always laughing their heads off
I have a pet duck.
Liar!
Nope. "
Davie, a pet has to be alive...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A monkey so I can wank in public without being judged. |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Totnes |
A dog so I can sniff ladies |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
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Emoji on Fab, can walk, swim, fly and always laughing their heads off
I have a pet duck.
Liar!
Nope.
Davie, a pet has to be alive... "
You are changing the goalposts now. (crying) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Emoji on Fab, can walk, swim, fly and always laughing their heads off
I have a pet duck.
Liar!
Nope.
Davie, a pet has to be alive...
You are changing the goalposts now. (crying)"
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"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~
Surprised no man wants to be a blue whale with a 10 foot dick
Nah, that's just a tiddler.
Just off to look up the size of a cougar's cock..."
I read or heard the other day apparently a mollusc has the longest penis in the animal kingdom.
Apart from that bloke who shagged my Mrs recently that thing was huge |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bracknell... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"A dog so I can sniff ladies butts"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~
Surprised no man wants to be a blue whale with a 10 foot dick
Nah, that's just a tiddler.
Just off to look up the size of a cougar's cock...
I read or heard the other day apparently a mollusc has the longest penis in the animal kingdom.
Apart from that bloke who shagged my Mrs recently that thing was huge "
But you can't change your mind - you're a Honey Badger for ever after now |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~
Surprised no man wants to be a blue whale with a 10 foot dick
Nah, that's just a tiddler.
Just off to look up the size of a cougar's cock..."
Eh, eh, what cougars have a cock. I thought they... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surprised nobody wants to be a mermaid •~
Surprised no man wants to be a blue whale with a 10 foot dick
Nah, that's just a tiddler.
Just off to look up the size of a cougar's cock...
Eh, eh, what cougars have a cock. I thought they... "
Hush... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A monkey so I can wank in public without being judged."
Lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK then ……. A Spider Monkey  |
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"A pampered house cat, plump, smug, arrogant, loved. Me, in animal form. "
Same... Life of lounging, eating and being fussed. On my terms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I definitely wouldn’t want to be a human again x Sea eagle with an 8 foot wingspan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to be a womble |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK then ……. A Spider Monkey "
And why... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I definitely wouldn’t want to be a human again x Sea eagle with an 8 foot wingspan "
Magnificent! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to be a womble "
Wombling free? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK then ……. A Spider Monkey
And why... "
Seems like the best of both lol |
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A gold fish because every few seconds your memory resets and everything would be brand new again, no time to overthink or stress about anything just live in the moment of that tiny amount of time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A gold fish because every few seconds your memory resets and everything would be brand new again, no time to overthink or stress about anything just live in the moment of that tiny amount of time "
With your tiny little brain |
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"A gold fish because every few seconds your memory resets and everything would be brand new again, no time to overthink or stress about anything just live in the moment of that tiny amount of time
With your tiny little brain "
Exactly that haha |
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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago
Bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be bigfoot. Or a yeti. Or a bear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Rabbit)
Damm not there "
You know all of the emojis backwards!! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
Pubic lice, cos I'm an annoying cunt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be bigfoot. Or a yeti. Or a bear. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Rabbit)
Damm not there
You know all of the emojis backwards!! "
Most ha ha I have them all in a note pad ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A narwhal..
Surprisingly"
Shocking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Irish Wolfhound . |
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"a lion. harem and have sex for 9 hours at a time
That's the problem with documentaries - they always show the prides and that's where successful males live. As many male lions are born as females yet you see far fewer of them - the rest live alone or die.
Me? Depends on what you're asking.
What animal would I like to be? A domestic cat with kind owners - they do what they want whenever they want and don't give a flying f@#k about anyone else.
What animal is most like me? Dunno, maybe a beaver - constantly making and mending shit.
Mr
Is a close enough? "
A will do nicely thank you.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An otter.... No wet pocket jokes now please!
They are smart, hold hands to stay to together and cute. But can also hold their own when needed fairly well.
PW |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to be a womble "
Not a clanger?
PW |
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'. "
I thought the Wonga Pigeon became extinct orcst keast insolvent in 2018? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be a lion ready to pounce on her prey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'. I thought the Wonga Pigeon became extinct orcst keast insolvent in 2018?"
How.. how can a pigeon be insolvent? The mind boggles! They're not extinct. But they're monogamous and I'm not so... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An otter.... No wet pocket jokes now please!
They are smart, hold hands to stay to together and cute. But can also hold their own when needed fairly well.
PW "
Perfect animal for you, PW. Is IS choosing one too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An otter.... No wet pocket jokes now please!
They are smart, hold hands to stay to together and cute. But can also hold their own when needed fairly well.
PW
Perfect animal for you, PW. Is IS choosing one too?"
He's driving. He says ocelot. Because people would think twice before messing with him.
(I think he's got pussy on his mind)
With a bit of luck he'll spank me for that!! 
PW |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bald eagles are so cool "
They are! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be a lion ready to pounce on her prey "
A regal, fierce lioness - perfection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'. "
can you do a video of you making the ‘coo’ sound  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I choose Rabbits. Because they gave us the Great Wall of China.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An otter.... No wet pocket jokes now please!
They are smart, hold hands to stay to together and cute. But can also hold their own when needed fairly well.
PW
Perfect animal for you, PW. Is IS choosing one too?
He's driving. He says ocelot. Because people would think twice before messing with him.
(I think he's got pussy on his mind)
With a bit of luck he'll spank me for that!!
PW "
Best of luck with the spanking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I choose Rabbits. Because they gave us the Great Wall of China. "
Er, wot? |
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'. I thought the Wonga Pigeon became extinct orcst keast insolvent in 2018?
How.. how can a pigeon be insolvent? The mind boggles! They're not extinct. But they're monogamous and I'm not so..."
I'm almost as amused by my clumsy typos as I am by your response, but then again, I sm very very d*unk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I choose Rabbits. Because they gave us the Great Wall of China.
Er, wot? "
https://youtu.be/2yckqyg75oE
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'.
can you do a video of you making the ‘coo’ sound "
I erm I could. I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'. I thought the Wonga Pigeon became extinct orcst keast insolvent in 2018?
How.. how can a pigeon be insolvent? The mind boggles! They're not extinct. But they're monogamous and I'm not so... I'm almost as amused by my clumsy typos as I am by your response, but then again, I sm very very d*unk."
I am quite impressed that I successfully translated your d*unk writing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Quokka |
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I'd want to be a bird do that I could fly..... But since so few birds have penis's, I'd much rather be an Argentinian Lake Duck than an Eagle or a Falcon. They have the longest cock in relation to body size of all of the vertebrates in the world |
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I'm already a grumpy gorilla according to my better half
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'. I thought the Wonga Pigeon became extinct orcst keast insolvent in 2018?
How.. how can a pigeon be insolvent? The mind boggles! They're not extinct. But they're monogamous and I'm not so... I'm almost as amused by my clumsy typos as I am by your response, but then again, I sm very very d*unk.
I am quite impressed that I successfully translated your d*unk writing. "
I too am impressed by this, you're clearly a keeper. |
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I'd be a polar bear.
I'm a tad on the large side and I don't mind the cold. |
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Definitely be a horse!!! |
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A cheetah! I’d be able to run and no one would catch me! |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'. "
Try again
A peregrine falcon. The speed. The speeeeed. |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"A bonobo. Their sex life looks amazing "
True. And Bonobo groups are matriarchical in nature, and profoundly different from Chimpanzee groups which are often highly aggressive and sometimes cannibalistic.
Bonobos use sexual activity within their groups recreationally, rather than simply precreationally.
Crucially, most people have never heard of bonobos, from my experience. |
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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago
land of make believe |
"I’d be a monkey so I could wank all day and throw shit at people who try to stop me "
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'.
can you do a video of you making the ‘coo’ sound
I erm I could. I guess. "
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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I would be a goat, ideally a Toggenberg.
Goats are exceptionally intelligent, adaptable to most environments, good problem-solvers, agreeable and friendly, they love living in groups, are usually non-aggressive except possibly when the females are in season, and have been the companions for tens of thousands of years. They are also alert to dangers, and are almost as good as guard-dogs! |
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Great White, or a wolf. But a lone wolf so I don't have to hang out with others. |
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Honey Badger, cute name for badass creature. |
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I'd be a Penguin, but i hate the cold and can't tap dance |
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over a year ago
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Pepperami (it's a bit of an animal)
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Actually, I'd be a  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd want to be a bird do that I could fly..... But since so few birds have penis's, I'd much rather be an Argentinian Lake Duck than an Eagle or a Falcon. They have the longest cock in relation to body size of all of the vertebrates in the world "
I love that you've put so much thought into your animal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What animal would you be?
I would be a Wonga Pigeon. They're a plump Australian bird with broad wings and a distinctive loud 'coo'. I thought the Wonga Pigeon became extinct orcst keast insolvent in 2018?
How.. how can a pigeon be insolvent? The mind boggles! They're not extinct. But they're monogamous and I'm not so... I'm almost as amused by my clumsy typos as I am by your response, but then again, I sm very very d*unk.
I am quite impressed that I successfully translated your d*unk writing. I too am impressed by this, you're clearly a keeper."
(Preens feathers) |
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"A bonobo. Their sex life looks amazing
True. And Bonobo groups are matriarchical in nature, and profoundly different from Chimpanzee groups which are often highly aggressive and sometimes cannibalistic.
Bonobos use sexual activity within their groups recreationally, rather than simply precreationally.
Crucially, most people have never heard of bonobos, from my experience."
Every day on Fab is a school day |
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"I'd be a Penguin, but i hate the cold and can't tap dance "
They're nicely insulated . You could learn? |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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Thinking Hawk.
I would call myself Mo. |
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"Pepperami (it's a bit of an animal)
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Argh!
Stick with Ocelot |
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"A snow leopard"
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"Thinking Hawk.
I would call myself Mo."
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A Friesian (horse not cow) and I would be owned and ridden by a beautiful dark lady with long black hair, forming a bond no one could break and an ultimate purpose in life.
Either that or a bin chicken |
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"A Friesian (horse not cow) and I would be owned and ridden by a beautiful dark lady with long black hair, forming a bond no one could break and an ultimate purpose in life.
Either that or a bin chicken"
I have to admit I was expecting you to choose a bat. This is SO much better! |
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"A Friesian (horse not cow) and I would be owned and ridden by a beautiful dark lady with long black hair, forming a bond no one could break and an ultimate purpose in life.
Either that or a bin chicken
I have to admit I was expecting you to choose a bat. This is SO much better! "
You like bin chickens? |
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"A Friesian (horse not cow) and I would be owned and ridden by a beautiful dark lady with long black hair, forming a bond no one could break and an ultimate purpose in life.
Either that or a bin chicken"
I ride horses
Anyway, I'd be a dormouse - I love to curl up in a little ball and go to sleep |
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"Hands down we'd be Guinea pigs "
So potatoes with legs? |
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"A Friesian (horse not cow) and I would be owned and ridden by a beautiful dark lady with long black hair, forming a bond no one could break and an ultimate purpose in life.
Either that or a bin chicken
I ride horses
Anyway, I'd be a dormouse - I love to curl up in a little ball and go to sleep "
Oh reeeeeeeally? |
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"A Friesian (horse not cow) and I would be owned and ridden by a beautiful dark lady with long black hair, forming a bond no one could break and an ultimate purpose in life.
Either that or a bin chicken
I ride horses
Anyway, I'd be a dormouse - I love to curl up in a little ball and go to sleep
Oh reeeeeeeally? "
Tis the truth. Only sticking point, I'm a pale skinned, short haired kinda gal |
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I'd be a Gyrfalcon, the worlds largest falcon. P.cool in my opinion. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Cougar, maybe I am a chameleon but I wasn't aware of it until now. |
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"A pampered house cat, plump, smug, arrogant, loved. Me, in animal form. "
Took the words right out of my mouth!
Add in “whilst still being strangely territorial and enjoying bringing gifts to his housemates” |
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A flying elephant.
Be afraid. Be very afraid......and invest in a good umbrella. |
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Probably a lion cub. Still finding my way, potential for something great, and hoping a rival of my Dad doesn't kill him and me and take over the family |
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I would be a dog and bite loads of bums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*must resist urge for self-deprecation*"
You could not deprecate yourself,you look too good. Anyhow we know you’re a narwhal from your profile |
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"A Friesian (horse not cow) and I would be owned and ridden by a beautiful dark lady with long black hair, forming a bond no one could break and an ultimate purpose in life.
Either that or a bin chicken
I have to admit I was expecting you to choose a bat. This is SO much better!
You like bin chickens? "
I meant the horse |
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"Probably a lion cub. Still finding my way, potential for something great, and hoping a rival of my Dad doesn't kill him and me and take over the family "
Love the Disney answer |
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