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What silly things do people love to brag about
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over a year ago
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Medical conditions... Jesus H Christ and crikey on a bike Mary I couldn't give a shit that your leg fell off and you bled to death before being put back together tbh.... |
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"‘Heavy cumer’
I almost want to recoil when I see that on a profile xx"
I see this get a lot of stick on here but then this thread appeared the other week. Seems its quite popular with some.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1282881
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By *AFKA HovisMan
over a year ago
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"‘Heavy cumer’
I almost want to recoil when I see that on a profile xx
I see this get a lot of stick on here but then this thread appeared the other week. Seems its quite popular with some.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1282881
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Medical conditions... Jesus H Christ and crikey on a bike Mary I couldn't give a shit that your leg fell off and you bled to death before being put back together tbh...."
You're a health care worker aren't you....I can tell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Their kids doing the most minute shite thinking they're gonna be the next Einstein. No Sharon, they're gonna be bang average like the rest of us  "
Yep this. Same as when you see people posting pictures of their kids in their school uniforms 'ooh look how cute' no Ethel, I just see Gollum, and your kid goes to School, congratumalations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Medical conditions... Jesus H Christ and crikey on a bike Mary I couldn't give a shit that your leg fell off and you bled to death before being put back together tbh....
You're a health care worker aren't you....I can tell "
No, but I work with someone who is a hypochondriac |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can give oral for hours
Can breathe through my ears
Don't forget the 9 inch tongue. "
They can reach to to bottom of a Pringles can ? Yeah heard that one too  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Can give oral for hours
Can breathe through my ears
Don't forget the 9 inch tongue.
They can reach to to bottom of a Pringles can ? Yeah heard that one too "
Why, it's just dry and crusty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That they're more domly Dom than any other man I've ever met.
AND "here's my collection of domly Dom paraphernalia to prove it". Love it when it's laid out all organised on their bed. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"That they're more domly Dom than any other man I've ever met.
AND "here's my collection of domly Dom paraphernalia to prove it". Love it when it's laid out all organised on their bed. "
And how they're the 'true dominate'.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That they're more domly Dom than any other man I've ever met.
AND "here's my collection of domly Dom paraphernalia to prove it". Love it when it's laid out all organised on their bed.
And how they're the 'true dominate'. "
My one twue Dom |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"‘Heavy cumer’
I almost want to recoil when I see that on a profile xx
I see this get a lot of stick on here but then this thread appeared the other week. Seems its quite popular with some.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1282881
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Oh I saw that one, whilst I appreciate its for some it’s just a phrase that makes me feel icky! Xx |
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That they are really, really into food. Congratulations on overcomplicating a bodily function.
That they are really, really into travelling. Having a passport and being rich enough to fuck off abroad isn’t a personality.
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"It's the folded arms moody pose while perched on the car bonnet that gets me. And why is it ALWAYS a 15-year old silver Mercedes C class."
There's probably a professional photographer who's been making a mint out of getting them to pose like that. |
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Material possessions. Cars especially.
"Achievements" is another. Clothing too.
I think it's a form of seeking validation from others, which inherently suggests said individuals have low self-esteem or suffer inferiority complexes.
Not in all cases of course. We all have different tastes and values.
It's all down to how we display said ornamentations, and what messaging we are conveying, be it deliberate or not.
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"That they're more domly Dom than any other man I've ever met.
AND "here's my collection of domly Dom paraphernalia to prove it". Love it when it's laid out all organised on their bed.
And how they're the 'true dominate'.
My one twue Dom "
Oh my god, how I chuckled at this, having seen our fair share of "Twue Doms" in our time at various events.
So true.
Don't get me started on 50 Shades and the overnight explosion of Dom wannabes on the scene either. Shudder.
Fair play to anyone who wants to learn, but flipping heck were there a huge amount of complete ego-maniacs turning up at events back in the the day.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Can give oral for hours
Can breathe through my ears
Don't forget the 9 inch tongue.
They can reach to to bottom of a Pringles can ? Yeah heard that one too "
With a tongue? Now that's impressive, is your name Gene Simmons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Love oral. Could stay down there for hours.’
First of all- you’re a liar.
Second of all, that sounds really boring."
Third, sex is really boring why are we even doing it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That they can take loads of pain (eg tattoo sessions) and it’s like “mate, good for you, well done” We all have different pain receptors, we all get different things from it, so is it really worth bragging about? Just collect your “I’m a badass” sticker and move along xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dating app bios be like:
-I can drink you under the table
-probably can squat more than you
-Intellectual
Fab inbox be like:
-'best head of your life cum & go'
-'hung male can go all night, discrete'
With a market this oversaturated, I literally devolved into satire. Don't forget the complimentary 'No Tories' at the end of every profile, god help you if you come across as too privileged or whatever.
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