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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The Tweets - The Birdie Song

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anti Nowhere league - I Hate people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your Mama should know" by some beat combo from Liddypool

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By *ady4ladyWoman over a year ago

liverpool

The Who, Who are you?

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Mama do the hump - the rizzlekicks

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Smack My Bitch Up.

..... on the other hand .....!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Heroin by The Velvet Underground

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Grandad by Clive Dunn

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I did it My Way!

(Selfish bastard!)

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Its not fair- lily Allen

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Smack My Bitch Up.

..... on the other hand .....!

What about 'Hit me with my Rhythm Stick' by Ian Dury and the Blockheads?

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"Smack My Bitch Up.

..... on the other hand .....!

What about 'Hit me with my Rhythm Stick' by Ian Dury and the Blockheads?"

I know a few women that would like that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The earwig song,,,,,,,

Here-we-go ! here-we-go ! here-we-go !……… Here-we-go ! here-we-go ! here-we-go-woe !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most gangsta rap and anything by the Beatles.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

The bicycle Song by Queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anti Nowhere league - I Hate people"

Surely, Woman is worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anti Nowhere league - I Hate people

Surely, Woman is worse"

Bed to differ there.. surely it's So What

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're Having My Baby - Paul Anka.

Especially not when you are making love to your new g/f for the very first time. It doesn't go down too well.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Tom Jones - Sex Bomb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just died in your arms tonight - Cutting Crew

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Don't you want me? By The Human League

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The snowman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything by the exploited or sex pistols both great bands but no good to have sex too

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

anything by justin bieber!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

or we had the bloody 'can can' on in a club the other week!

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

There's no one quite like grandma

St Winifred's school choir

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

I was Kaiser Bills batman..

Ernie

The Ace of Spades (it could be fatal!!)

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By *artnersi in crimeCouple over a year ago

Camberley/Huntingdon

Kings of Leon sex on fire (doesn't that mean you have the clap)

AC_DC

she's got balls

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

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By *he full worksCouple over a year ago

Eastbourne

AIDS song from Team America

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

"Anything by the exploited or sex pistols both great bands but no good to have sex too

Agreed...

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck this and fuuuuuuck that,

fucking all the fuckers, fucking brats"

Is hardly going to add to the ambiance of a sensuous encounter is it!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"There's no one quite like grandma

St Winifred's school choir

Aaaarrrggghhh! That's the one I was thinking of but could only think of grandad by Clive Dunn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

vacunt!! sexpistols

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mama do the hump - the rizzlekicks

I did a dance whilst on top to that!

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

"There's no one quite like grandma

St Winifred's school choir

Aaaarrrggghhh! That's the one I was thinking of but could only think of grandad by Clive Dunn. "

Yip you reminded me of it thanks

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Madonna's - Like a virgin

( The only record without a hole in the middle

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their coming to take me away by Napoleon XIV

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

She hates me by Puddle of Mudd

The Nature of Daylight by Max Richter (had a woman almost cry to this, oOps)

Anything by Godspeed You! Black Emperor

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Their coming to take me away by Napoleon XIV"

Ha ha hee hee ho ho!

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

Little children

Billy j kramer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Black Lace - Agadoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most gangsta rap and anything by the Beatles. "

Nothing wrong with gangsta rap, shake your ass, candy shop, oh and can't forget- a bitch is a bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything by One Direction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything by the exploited or sex pistols both great bands but no good to have sex too

Agreed...

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck this and fuuuuuuck that,

fucking all the fuckers, fucking brats"

Is hardly going to add to the ambiance of a sensuous encounter is it!"

Don't pay the poll tax stick it up your arse hhhmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okie kokie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a wanker by Ivor Biggin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The theme tune to Sesame Street

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

Im gonna get my end away - Sham 69

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By *ady4ladyWoman over a year ago

liverpool

"I'm a wanker by Ivor Biggin"

Singing that now lol.... had forgotten how good it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All that she wants (is another baby)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last Christmas

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

"Little Willy" - The Sweet.

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Don't want no short d**k man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black or white

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

"The Clap" - Infant Sorrow (Get Him To The Greek). x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Agafeckindoo

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smack me bitch up... Progidy

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

"I Wanna Have Your Babies" - Natasha Bedingfield.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/12/12 22:53:30]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bicycle Song by Queen"

Thought that was a pink floyd number

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bicycle Song by Queen

Thought that was a pink floyd number"

Nope defo queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Blobby lol....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smack My Bitch Up.

..... on the other hand .....!

I'm on the pro side of that argument, BRILLIANT song to fuck to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bicycle Song by Queen

Thought that was a pink floyd number"

I definitely prefer the Pink Floyd one

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

The smiths, girlfriend in a coma

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

The Birdie Song.

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

21 seconds to go..

Cant remember who by

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By *ukus 62Woman over a year ago

Essex

"21 seconds to go..

Cant remember who by

"
so solid crew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"21 seconds to go..

Cant remember who by

So Solid Crew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr blobby :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who let the Dogs out

National Anthem

Anything by the Spice Girls

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

One Minute Man - Missy Eliot

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"21 seconds to go..

Cant remember who by

so solid crew"
theyre the ones thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marvin Gays Lets get it on .... They say lots of babies are made to this song , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drugs don't work. ( Viagra) the verve.

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

"Marvin Gays Lets get it on .... They say lots of babies are made to this song , lol

Good choice Jo, You have great taste.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Laughing policeman

my boomarang wont come back by drake

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Ugly - Bubba Sparks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm surprised no mentioned the 'medical love song' from monty python.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Firestarter - Prodigy;

Itchy n Scratchy theme tune (Simpsons)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Tweets - The Birdie Song"

Sweaty Betty by The Macc Lads

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

[Removed by poster at 18/12/12 15:14:13]

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By *insfordcoupleCouple over a year ago

winsford cheshire

I would do anythin for love = meatloaf

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By *antstoplaynowMan over a year ago

uxbridge

Cum on Eileen

Dexys midnight runners

Unless it's a bukakke party and her name is Eileen

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By *eakcoupleCouple over a year ago

peak district

Does anyone else recall the cheesy soundtracks on those 70s and 80s porn films? Usually something totally inappropriate like the Tijuana Brass or banjo-picking C&W, it was usually hard not to laugh!

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

(shes got the) Jack- AC/DC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two Little Boys by Rolf Harris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The theme tune to 'Jim'll Fix It'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ought to know Alanias Morrisette

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Raining Blood by Slayer!

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

The Can Can...

...and I have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guns 'N' Roses - Don't cry

(Was it really that bad love !!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nelly Dene

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