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"I noticed the dancing shadows and flickering silhouettes through the slightly ajar door of the candlelit Nocturnal snúg bàr. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau and all you forumites of the Nocturnal Fellowship. It's a fleeting visit but time enough for a quick thimblefull of Sauternes next to the host's Clavichord. • ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Thank you LB! X | |||
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"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies. Go ![]() I just ate my last aubergine. But I'm a big old boob if that helps. Hello late nighters. | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() I believe you were joining Little bird and I in bed for slippery nipples ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() Right here, silly. Mind like a sieve, honestly. | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() Sounds feasible…. Totally like something I’d do ![]() | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() I forgot to reply to your last reply....bad me! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() Am I taking to seat or your lap? ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() I was just going to hear how great i think your profile is! | |||
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"I noticed the dancing shadows and flickering silhouettes through the slightly ajar door of the candlelit Nocturnal snúg bàr. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau and all you forumites of the Nocturnal Fellowship. It's a fleeting visit but time enough for a quick thimblefull of Sauternes next to the host's Clavichord. • ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are very welcome Sir. And congratulations on being 1st on part Deux. Your prize is on its way to you ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() Well, let's start with my lap, and see how the evening progresses. | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() ![]() ![]() *Casually sits on the other side of bootyful ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() Just about level with my…. [redacted] ![]() | |||
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"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies. Go ![]() Hehe you are a ray of sunshine ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies. Go ![]() Good evening gorgeous. Thanks for joining us and you’ve finished the aubergine? Shame. Booby hug for you then ![]() | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh hello you..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() Darling Thesp. You just have this way with words. It is effortless ![]() | |||
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"Which position was I last in?" Your favourite one? ![]() | |||
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"I noticed the dancing shadows and flickering silhouettes through the slightly ajar door of the candlelit Nocturnal snúg bàr. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau and all you forumites of the Nocturnal Fellowship. It's a fleeting visit but time enough for a quick thimblefull of Sauternes next to the host's Clavichord. • ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • F¹rst? Prem¹er Cru please. By the bottle, of course. ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() Oh… yes that’s where we all were ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() Who’s in the middle? I know my preference but I’ll happily vote with the majority ![]() | |||
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"Which position was I last in?" I think you were by the bar, generously offering your delicious...Malteasers...to LittleBird and me. | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do boys still pull girls’ hair if they like them? | |||
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"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies. Go ![]() ![]() Heya birdy I swallowed it in one, no chewing of course! | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() You know precisely how the evening progresses. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Unfortunately LB I'm going to take my leave tonight sweetie, just not feeling flirty tonight, unable to get into it. You take care, enjoy rest of the night here, speak soon as well " Good night darling. Just rest up and speak tomorrow. Mwah xx | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope so ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I never like to make assumptions. ![]() | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Budge up ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds like an LB position to me ![]() | |||
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"Your booty is ever-shimmering, dear one. ![]() Oh my! You are quite the charmer as usual ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In the middle? Moi? In ![]() | |||
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"Unfortunately LB I'm going to take my leave tonight sweetie, just not feeling flirty tonight, unable to get into it. You take care, enjoy rest of the night here, speak soon as well Good night darling. Just rest up and speak tomorrow. Mwah xx" Awww I will do sweetie xx mwaah xx | |||
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"Why am i finding this so hard to follow ![]() No ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh LB there’s always room for you next to me. Or in front of me. Above me. You see where I’m going with this | |||
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"Why am i finding this so hard to follow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who do you think is best to jump on? ![]() | |||
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"Why am i finding this so hard to follow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Whoever takes your fancy really ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (Maybe you should) | |||
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"Why am i finding this so hard to follow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can certainly see one or two that have ![]() | |||
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"Why am i finding this so hard to follow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Misty darling are you completely surrounded atm? Or is there space for a cheeky one? | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() Don’t make me drag you out of that corner!!!! C’mon - flirt ![]() | |||
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"Please resume your flirty positions beautiful people. More flirting, more aubergines and tonnes more boobies. Go ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh darling you’re too kind. And you know me. I can’t help myself but flirt. It makes the world a happier place ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting " I don't know how too | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe. But I'd rather follow where the river winds. In my experience,that always takes me somewhere beautiful. ![]() | |||
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"Why am i finding this so hard to follow ![]() It moves quickly in extreme flirt mode. You’ll get used to it. As Misty said just jump on a comment. You’ll get it ![]() | |||
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"Why am i finding this so hard to follow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am quite lost ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() can I assume it would end in a rather sexy way ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too" May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you’re well this fine night ![]() Good evening again darling. Still flirting. How’s you? All nekkid in bed? ![]() | |||
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"Why am i finding this so hard to follow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Splendid news!! Between you, little bird and bootyful my day has considerably improved | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did I ever tell you my middle name is River? ![]() | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s those bloody foo-foo ears. I knew it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either." Haha! Thank you Richie ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either." Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all, hope you’re well this fine night ![]() ![]() Not yet darling, you? ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() Get your flirt game on darling… I absolutely know you can ![]() | |||
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"The music even more seductive, the lights a little lower, as are the décolletages...I think.this second iteration even more charming than the first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes! YES!! I want to do you in all your foofs | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() You seem a little preoccupied Misty ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting " Now this is a mahoosive fib ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Marvellous. Let’s get cosy ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too" Neither do I I am saintly ![]() ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() My pulling pullover. | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() I can multi task ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() Sexing sweater ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too" Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() I'm often asked to take everything off apart from my jump your bones jumper. | |||
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"Good evening everyone " Good evening Magic Fingers. Have you had a good day? Join us for the flirting. It’s apparently all a bit of an orgy now ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() And I thought boobies couldn’t be improved! That’s taking gods work on a step LB ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() I've licked all the chocolate off them now | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is an interesting development ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I might be falling into you, as well as for you. | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() Nekkid please and thank you ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() Jumpers are the sexiest of all of the knitted items… ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Quite like the jumping on idea ![]() Best you get jumping then! | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is the day for interesting developments | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() Spoilsport Boo! Can you put some back on’t’nips? | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() Well you did say optional clothing ![]() | |||
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"Where was I? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You’re getting wet either way ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() As you said please I'll leave it at the door. | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How has your day been Misty, hot and heavy ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() Ssshhhh - but we’ve missed you too ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Getting hotter by the minute ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The banana pouch my gran knitted me one Christmas isn't a crowd pleaser | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Take your jumper off if you're hot. | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Clothing is always optional. This is Fab ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() How does one entice you out of the corner? ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() Or on my bedroom floor. Either is good ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shocker!!! ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Better join me in nakedness then ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() Snacks? ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() Why don't you? | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() Glad to have you back darling ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() It's missed your irresistible charming self too ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When all the fun happens | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() Make me an offer, do you need someone to cuddle up to this fine evening? | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() Zimmers are well sexy ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My clothes will be off before we make it to your bedroom | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh KC. A tale of flirting 101. You can teach us all so much ![]() ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() Done!! I may slip and get it on other bits too ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve been naked for hours. I overheated earlier ![]() | |||
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" Splendid news!! Between you, little bird and bootyful my day has considerably improved " Glad I could help improve your mood ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() I’ll do it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And mine ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() snacks aaaaaaaan cuddles? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Feel free, they're out. ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() so much nakedness ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too Now I honestly think you’re fibbing too Boo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You’ll have to work fast with me taking it off again | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can spritz you with some cold water or fan you for a while to cool you down, then maybe we can heat things up again | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() ![]() You know why I've been away. It is so very good to be back. | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now who could resist this beautiful offer? ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() I'm not sure we've been introduced.... hello I'm Boo ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I could definitely play with your hair while we cuddle, do you have hair down there? ![]() | |||
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"never catch me flirting I don't know how too May I say what a smashing blouse you have on. My flirt games not strong either. Snazzy jumper you have there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The more the merrier. | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() ![]() I know, but I still missed you here x | |||
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"Just popped back in... Smells like sex in here. " You are right. It does ![]() | |||
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"We will soon be approaching the witching hour. I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off. Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride ![]() What happens if already entirely nekkid? | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() ![]() Delighted to make your acquaintance, Boo. I go by Elephantis. ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m game to try. ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() ![]() I missed you everywhere. | |||
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"We will soon be approaching the witching hour. I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off. Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride ![]() Its the Twitching hour in my shorts * ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *Starts spritzing but it doesn’t seem to be working* Maybe I should just take you for a cold shower ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() ![]() Then you must kiss me everywhere So you won’t miss anywhere | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe I’m just *that* hot? (Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face) ![]() | |||
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"* lights the candles * It is now Midnight - the witching hour Let the fun commence ![]() My fun commence quite some time ago ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Typical I have to leave just as the slidy pump pump starts. Have a fucking fantastic fuck everyone! Night sexies x" G’night ya beautiful fucking creature ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just sits in the corner wondering if someone wants to join him…. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well… you are mighty hot too, but a cold shower may be the only solution ![]() | |||
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"Typical I have to leave just as the slidy pump pump starts. Have a fucking fantastic fuck everyone! Night sexies x G’night ya beautiful fucking creature ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() ![]() I shan't miss an inch, I promise. | |||
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"Typical I have to leave just as the slidy pump pump starts. Have a fucking fantastic fuck everyone! Night sexies x" Good night beautiful. I’ll put the ears back on tomorrow. Pwomise ![]() | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My choices are Zimmer or fall. Hobson's choice ![]() ![]() | |||
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"We will soon be approaching the witching hour. I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off. Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride ![]() Who wants to take me for a ride? ![]() | |||
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"* lights the candles * It is now Midnight - the witching hour Let the fun commence ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh mine too. But that was the prelude darling ![]() | |||
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" Maybe I’m just *that* hot? (Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face) ![]() ![]() Why not?!? I’m naked anyway. | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As REM sang so harmoniously, Fall On Me. | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hobsons choice is better than no choice darling. It always will be. And bless his heart. He has found his happy snuggly place ![]() | |||
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"We will soon be approaching the witching hour. I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off. Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride ![]() ![]() Once I’m out of this shower ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Better than "everybody hurts" after a play. | |||
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"* lights the candles * It is now Midnight - the witching hour Let the fun commence ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ding ding Round 2 ![]() | |||
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" Maybe I’m just *that* hot? (Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face) ![]() ![]() Let’s see how hot we can get the shower ![]() | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™ ![]() | |||
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"We will soon be approaching the witching hour. I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off. Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh you can ride me in the shower ![]() | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope you're strong, dear man! Your username partly represents my mass ![]() | |||
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"* lights the candles * It is now Midnight - the witching hour Let the fun commence ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The return… ![]() | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What a present! ![]() | |||
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" Maybe I’m just *that* hot? (Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face) ![]() ![]() ![]() I do love a challenge ![]() | |||
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"We will soon be approaching the witching hour. I will turn into a pumpkin, everyone gets entirely nekkid and the lights are turned off. Grab on to something everyone. We’re going for a little ride ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bonus points for adaptability ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I have missed this place so much. ![]() ![]() Definitely taking that cold shower… | |||
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" Maybe I’m just *that* hot? (Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So do I, but I’m sure something will come up to assist us ![]() | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I couldn't make it to the shops for a card with pre-printef sentimental guff on it. So I used my ingenuity and opted for the next best thing ![]() | |||
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" Maybe I’m just *that* hot? (Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m sure ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And lo! I return. Only in this household would one half of the couple be perving his wife's bum as she Zimmers to the bathroom and within short time, said chap would have his special Valentine's gift provided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m sure it was much appreciated by both parties KC ![]() | |||
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" Maybe I’m just *that* hot? (Sorry - I can’t even type that with a straight face) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You have some lovely soft skin darling ![]() | |||
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" He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™ ![]() ![]() ![]() A very creative gift indeed ![]() | |||
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"Ok. Goodnight my beautiful friends - old & new. I’m going to attempt sleep. Kisses & hugs to all ![]() Oh dear, if put her to sleep ![]() | |||
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"Ok. Goodnight my beautiful friends - old & new. I’m going to attempt sleep. Kisses & hugs to all ![]() ![]() Not at all. I’m overexcited ![]() | |||
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"Ok. Goodnight my beautiful friends - old & new. I’m going to attempt sleep. Kisses & hugs to all ![]() Good night darling. Mwah xx | |||
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" He's basking in a post BJ bliss state, methinks. It's the best prezzie I could muster from Bed™ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Creativity is my middle name* *I changed it by Deed Poll ![]() | |||
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