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101 Usages Of A Condom….
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I did the commando course in 1984! On the assault course in Woodbury Common we put condoms over our rifle barrels to keep the water out. When we reached the range we just fired through them! Lol |
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Ever fancied bungy jumping but are too tight to fork out the cash for the experience?
Well now you can! Simply tie one end of the condom to an anchor point and the other to one of your ankles and off you go!  |
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Shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island but can’t find a football? Fear not! Simply inflate a condom, draw a little smiley face on it and name him Johnny. You’ve now got a perfect companion to while away your days (or possibly if you’re particularly unlucky - years) with
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"Shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island but can’t find a football? Fear not! Simply inflate a condom, draw a little smiley face on it and name him Johnny. You’ve now got a perfect companion to while away your days (or possibly if you’re particularly unlucky - years) with
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JOHNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!! |
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"Soak a tampon in meths, place inside a condom and tie then and place in your rucksack emergency pocket with foil blanket and waterproof matches. "
Like this have used for mathes but the fire lighter is good |
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On warm sunny days fill the condom with your preferred beverage. Pop it it the freezer and once it’s frozen solid your free to enjoy the popsicle of your choice |
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