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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ever noticed how after a night of red hot sexy action the protagonists in a movie just roll out of bed in the morning (looking immaculate btw, no smeared makeup, bed head or dried dribble down their chins), slip on their clothes and pop off to work.
No shower to wash off the sex smells, no cleaning teeth for the morning breath, nothing. The dirty skanks! 
What else only happens in the movies, Fabsters?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People randomly just hang up the telephone mid conversation as soon as they hear a key piece of information.
No ‘thank you’ or ‘goodbye’ or ‘noooo, YOU put the phone down first  ’ just hang up. How rude! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"People have sex and then fall asleep together, but when they get up in the morning their underwear has mysteriously got back on them."
And they’ve been at it like Jack-rabbits all night, but in the morning they’re suddenly very coy and pull the sheets around their boobs / bum so their shag conquest from the night before (and the audience at home ) can’t see their puppies noses.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everyone's good looking in America "
And the Star Quarterback is the most handsome fella in the school, who just happens to be dating the Head Cheerleader, also the most beautiful and popular girl in the school  |
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Seasons miraculously shift, full deciduous leaves on trees, then bare twigs and moments later the leaves have grown again.
People rarely have humdrum drudgery.
People buy things without mention of the actual prices. 
Makeup looks great, whatever the era, millennium or planet. |
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All cars in action scenes are left unlocked with keys inside
Hanging at a height holding something with one hand for a few minutes is so easy. Even easier when the hero is actually holding another person in the other hand while doing so.
Unprotected sex is so common in hookups.
All bartenders are so friendly and glad to have a conversation with you.
I can go on and on. But I still love films |
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Couples always split up in horror movies.
You must always run upstairs when in any danger. Trucks and old vans keep up with muscle cars.
Bullets never run out and very rarely hit the big stars. |
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Baddies can let off hundreds of rounds as they try to shoot the goody but they never hit him. But the goody can fire one shot, blind, and it will hit the target.
Nobody ever puts a seat belt on before they drive away.
Sex is always red hot, even if the parties have been running for their lives, drinking like fishes or saving the world. |
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"When it rains it comes in a sudden deluge, often with a clap of thunder. "
And the thunder and lightning always arrive at the same time because the centre of the storm is always right where the on screen action is happening |
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