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Ejaculate when you meet them?
Yes it can be abit if everywhere over sessions but when you think about a first meet with someone, do you have a preference for where they should finish that first time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere except the curtains
Are they nice? Lol
No but they’re curtains and they’re jizz free curtains 
Was that on the label when you bought them?  "
Yes! It said no knob wiping, no knob expulsions and no fanny batter or the warranty will be voided |
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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago
Back in Malice |
"Anywhere except the curtains
The curtains are for wiping on. "
Normally I would fully agree with you. However, should we not be respecting a lady’s boundaries. It seems that her knickers drawer is not off limits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Into the specially provided wanksock.
You shouldn't call yourself that. You are more than just a wank sock! Even a special one. "
That's Madame Wanksock... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not in my hair.. my glasses will do nicely  Px  "
Your hair is so close to your glasses though, my aims not that good.
(Unless you mean while your glasses are on the side table and not on your face  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Into the specially provided wanksock.
You shouldn't call yourself that. You are more than just a wank sock! Even a special one.
That's Madame Wanksock..."
Sounds like it should have a location after it to make it more regal.
Madame Wanksock of Staffordshire (other locations are available) |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Anywhere except the curtains
Are they nice? Lol
No but they’re curtains and they’re jizz free curtains
Was that on the label when you bought them?
Yes! It said no knob wiping, no knob expulsions and no fanny batter or the warranty will be voided "
Their QA department must be interesting...  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Into the specially provided wanksock.
You shouldn't call yourself that. You are more than just a wank sock! Even a special one.
That's Madame Wanksock..."
New potential username for somebody there |
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"not in my hair.. my glasses will do nicely Px
Your hair is so close to your glasses though, my aims not that good.
(Unless you mean while your glasses are on the side table and not on your face )"
I'm sure it'll be ok.
My last fwb said not the eyes. But then she was deepthroating me with her head off the bed and she made herself cum which in turn made me cum all over her face while it was hanging off the bed.
Needless to say it leaked into her eye a little. She still fucked me afterwards. She shouldn't have been so hot is my excuse! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"On my back or on either one of the butt cheeks
Not both butt cheeks?
Both would be great but usually half if it ends up on the floor and what's left isn't enough spunk for full arse coverage "
You should get them to spread it on like a lotion. Maybe hand them a spatula... |
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"A specimen jar. I am a collector
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That made me laugh too hard.
As a cringe worthy teenage idea I watched once my own specimen in a microscope.
Too long ago though to remember if the brave little swimmers wriggled nicely |
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