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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I see this a lot in status updates.
So I'm looking for creative ways to message these women.
Thinking something along the lines of 'Happy to spend the whole evening with you but will likely forget what you look like by next day so will probably have to steal a shoe'.
Or 'Can I lock you in a tower and fuck off to the pub?'
Or 'Fancy a romantic trip to Paris? I could pop you in a taxi and chase you through tunnels on a scooter...'
Any better suggestions?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make us an offer.
Tempt us
Oh these wonderful ice breakers that are left on people profiles…. I do wonder if it’s a hint for ‘gifts’ so I rarely bother.  because I’m cheap. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
o o OO o o |
"Your tiara needs polishing. Can I give it a rub? With my cock?
Tiaras tend towards angular and sharp.
I'm not sure that's a good plan for Obi's wang  "
There’s no pleasure without a bit of pain  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Are we talking about Disney princesses?……
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Having seen some of their photos probably not.
Although one did remind me of Snow White.
Probably all those short dudes in her bed.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking about Disney princesses?……
Having seen some of their photos probably not.
Although one did remind me of Snow White.
Probably all those short dudes in her bed.........."
Hahaha.
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I've set up paparazzi outside your house, half of whom will decide you're a saint because you squinted at the sun, and the other half are counting down the days until you're legal to write sexual stuff about. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Swanage |
"I see this a lot in status updates.
So I'm looking for creative ways to message these women.
Thinking something along the lines of 'Happy to spend the whole evening with you but will likely forget what you look like by next day so will probably have to steal a shoe'.
Or 'Can I lock you in a tower and fuck off to the pub?'
Or 'Fancy a romantic trip to Paris? I could pop you in a taxi and chase you through tunnels on a scooter...'
Any better suggestions? "
how about this.... Hi princess would you like a right royal knobbing from Sir Hardalot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rapunzel is my favourite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls on her hair "
..and Snow White house shared with seven blokes... Sleeping Beauty? Biggest snooze of her life because of a prick |
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"Make us an offer.
Tempt us
Oh these wonderful ice breakers that are left on people profiles…. I do wonder if it’s a hint for ‘gifts’ so I rarely bother. because I’m cheap. "
But they like the finer things in life and appreciate generosity |
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"I see this a lot in status updates.
So I'm looking for creative ways to message these women.
Thinking something along the lines of 'Happy to spend the whole evening with you but will likely forget what you look like by next day so will probably have to steal a shoe'.
Or 'Can I lock you in a tower and fuck off to the pub?'
Or 'Fancy a romantic trip to Paris? I could pop you in a taxi and chase you through tunnels on a scooter...'
Any better suggestions? "
Get her to furiously polish your magic lantern and see what comes out |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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I would, but I think I lost your shoe....
All together boys & girls: " Oh no you didn't!!"
"Oh yes I did!" Slapping your thigh.
"Really? Do you think I'm a Total Dick Whittington?
Perhaps a pic of you sent to them dressed like Adam Ant.
At least if you crash & burn & buy the farm at least youv'e had a giggle....   |
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"I see this a lot in status updates.
So I'm looking for creative ways to message these women.
Thinking something along the lines of 'Happy to spend the whole evening with you but will likely forget what you look like by next day so will probably have to steal a shoe'.
Or 'Can I lock you in a tower and fuck off to the pub?'
Or 'Fancy a romantic trip to Paris? I could pop you in a taxi and chase you through tunnels on a scooter...'
Any better suggestions? "
message and say I love a good posh slut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Translation: it's about me, me, me... and me... and taking and looking at loads of selfies of me. I never message or reply to messages from such profiles. |
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