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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle

Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 2 weeks ago

Leeds

Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr

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By *heelerMan 2 weeks ago

Northants

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle

Speaks

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By *irthandgirthMan 2 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Is trying to do her best sexy pout while inebriated and it just looks like she is doing an impression of Stephen Hawking

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr "

Why do they do this?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Is trying to do her best sexy pout while inebriated and it just looks like she is doing an impression of Stephen Hawking"

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle

What's that side on pose they do with the bent knee all about?

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By *ustardChuckerMan 2 weeks ago

Exetershire

Has a Queen of Spades tattoo

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 2 weeks ago

somewhere


"What's that side on pose they do with the bent knee all about?"

Hides the wobbly bits Willy.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"What's that side on pose they do with the bent knee all about?

Hides the wobbly bits Willy."

We like the wobbly bits. It looks stupid

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By *irtyDoughnutMan 2 weeks ago

East Grinstead

Duck pout

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr

Why do they do this?"

Because they get blagging into thinking a £500 jar of cream make you look good.

The mr

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr

Why do they do this?

Because they get blagging into thinking a £500 jar of cream make you look good.

The mr "

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By *iss.Bella.Woman 2 weeks ago

North Wales


"Is trying to do her best sexy pout while inebriated and it just looks like she is doing an impression of Stephen Hawking"

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 2 weeks ago

FRO


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Drains his bank account

Always talks over you

Christ don’t ever say it was there fault

Never wrong always right

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By *amhorniestMan 2 weeks ago

East Molesey

Farts during a 69

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By *eedsLad101Man 2 weeks ago

Leeds

Says she doesn't suck dick

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By *rNaughty22Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?

Always talks over you

Christ don’t ever say it was there fault

Never wrong always right

"

100% to these 3 lol

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By *ewhere300Man 2 weeks ago

bromley


"Has a Queen of Spades tattoo"

Nothing better then a cum filled pussy by bbc. Lick it all up.

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By *ustardChuckerMan 2 weeks ago

Exetershire


"Has a Queen of Spades tattoo

Nothing better then a cum filled pussy by bbc. Lick it all up. "

Many many things better

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Translates her vulnerable and fearful utter alone-ness into sucking the blood from his dynamic joy in utter alone-ness.

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By *lack Orchid 0204Man 2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Says she doesn't suck dick "

They say "one swallow doesn't make a summer.........

.

.

But it makes for a great friday night!"

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple 2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Has her tongue sticking out in a selfie.

Has a paw print tattoo on her boob.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Says she doesn't suck dick

They say "one swallow doesn't make a summer.........

.

.

But it makes for a great friday night!""

Very good

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Has her tongue sticking out in a selfie.

Has a paw print tattoo on her boob."

But how else would you know they're a bit wacky?

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By *irtyDoughnutMan 2 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"Has her tongue sticking out in a selfie.

Has a paw print tattoo on her boob.

But how else would you know they're a bit wacky?"

Check if their hair colour is blue?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Has her tongue sticking out in a selfie.

Has a paw print tattoo on her boob.

But how else would you know they're a bit wacky?

Check if their hair colour is blue?"

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

List to long. Would offend

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By *rispyDuckMan 2 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Is stuck up

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 2 weeks ago

FRO

And FFS guys never volunteer for fuck all

Ever

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By *ot to giggleWoman 2 weeks ago

Coventry


"Translates her vulnerable and fearful utter alone-ness into sucking the blood from his dynamic joy in utter alone-ness."

hahaha - has someone rocked your alone-ness today?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 2 weeks ago

Coventry


"Says she doesn't suck dick

They say "one swallow doesn't make a summer.........

.

.

But it makes for a great friday night!""

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By *red333Man 2 weeks ago

Dorchester

Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

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By *red333Man 2 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk) "
even

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 2 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk) "

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism?

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By *bgonzoMan 2 weeks ago

Roseville

When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Asks 'are you in yet?'.......

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 2 weeks ago

London (She/ Her)


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts."

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 2 weeks ago

FRO


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle "

Ahhhhh so you admit it

Women do fart blame it on everyone else

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By *alcon77Man 2 weeks ago

The stalinist woke dictatorship gulag

Is a QAnon believer.

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By *irthandgirthMan 2 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Thinks its acceptable to take a shit while I'm in the shower (despite there being another toilet available in a different room)

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed. Hearing a lady grunt while she pulls her "I'm having a particularly difficult poo" face is one of them.

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By *aters139Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Says your name too much during sex\foreplay

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By *red333Man 2 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism? "

lol ok the eating part of the food, chewing in order to get it down the gullet

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By *red333Man 2 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism? "

People kept mentioning the worn table and the stripey shorts so i changed it, public opinion n all

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By *ondiego85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Smokes.

I can’t stand it. Massive turn off, and the smell never goes away no matter how much perfume they put on

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By *WINGStars23Couple 2 weeks ago

Chorley, & East Lanc's

Is covered in bruises and welts.

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By *oiluvfunMan 2 weeks ago

Penrith


"There's nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Replies; Lol x

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan 2 weeks ago

Norwich

Botox trout pout!

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By *iddlesticksMan 2 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Her mother.

Answer for comedic effect only.

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By *lderflowerappleWoman 2 weeks ago

North Hampshire


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle "

Unless she's purchased in a sex shop

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By *oiluvfunMan 2 weeks ago

Penrith


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle

Unless she's purchased in a sex shop "

Oooh! Good tip!

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By *exbecs12Woman 2 weeks ago

Land of roman gods


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Is not in the fab clique

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By *exbecs12Woman 2 weeks ago

Land of roman gods

Women turn men off ...a load of you want turning off by key lol

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By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Is the opposite of what her profile states.

Especially those that like to chat and build a connection.....3 fucking words at a time.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Looks better in his stockings and corset than he does

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By *red333Man 2 weeks ago

Dorchester


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle

Unless she's purchased in a sex shop "

oh my you can buy real women in sex shops, wheres my cash

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By *eroLondonMan 2 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

... doesn't go Dutch, let alone pay her way.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 2 weeks ago

Coventry


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?

Asks 'are you in yet?'......."

well there could be an obvious answer nope not going to say

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By *ot to giggleWoman 2 weeks ago

Coventry


"Thinks its acceptable to take a shit while I'm in the shower (despite there being another toilet available in a different room)

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed. Hearing a lady grunt while she pulls her "I'm having a particularly difficult poo" face is one of them."

any sex - male or female should use the 'other' toilet

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By *ot to giggleWoman 2 weeks ago

Coventry


"Is the opposite of what her profile states.

Especially those that like to chat and build a connection.....3 fucking words at a time. "

wow sentences

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By *ildmanYorksMan 2 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Has poor vaginal hygiene

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 2 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism? People kept mentioning the worn table and the stripey shorts so i changed it, public opinion n all "

It's a bloody good pic. You look fit and it strongly suggests handsome.

Your gnarly old cock on your other pics is terrifying of course, but you know your market and how to please them best xx

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By *irthandgirthMan 2 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When she says "I hope you are OK with dogs" then proceeds to talk at length about her land-shark (Malinois) that normally shares her bed and hates men.

*true story*

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By *rHotNottsMan 2 weeks ago

Cebu City

I can’t say as some people would likely , and I’m the caring type

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By *ucidxDreamsMan 2 weeks ago

Kent, London

Can't hold a conversation.

Doesn't initiate anything

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By *agnar73Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Can’t decide.

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By *cLovin2Man 2 weeks ago

Reading


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Says she voted Tory, don't walk, fuckin run

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple 2 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Is a nun

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By *oiluvfunMan 1 week ago

Penrith


"There's nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

states 'Black men preferred' on her profile

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By *andwffMan 1 week ago

hereford

smokes

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By *red333Man 1 week ago

Dorchester


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism? People kept mentioning the worn table and the stripey shorts so i changed it, public opinion n all

It's a bloody good pic. You look fit and it strongly suggests handsome.

Your gnarly old cock on your other pics is terrifying of course, but you know your market and how to please them best xx "

lol hey that cock is my most fabbed pic

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By *etsHaveALook69Man 1 week ago

Yorkshire

A woman who has unrealistic expectations yet calls them her aims / dreams.

Yet very quick to point the finger, without a degree or self reflection.

Old Chinese proverb, one finger pointing out, 3 fingers pointing in.

Bet your all doing the finger point and counting how many fingers pointing in now

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By *2000ManMan 1 week ago

Worthing

...drinks to excess.

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By *ardforall56Man 1 week ago

lisburn

Being a tattooed fuckwit is a big turn off

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By *ustincider888Man 1 week ago

Preston Ish

With a fanny that smells of wheelie bin juice

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By *kcouple1973Couple 1 week ago

colchester


"Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr

Why do they do this?"

Only a woman would think of plucking absolutely fine eyebrows clean off then draw them back on

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan 1 week ago

All over the place

Loves herself, and I mean totally vein will look at herself in car mirrors, that vein

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By *ycanNightsMan 1 week ago

Workington


"Speaks"

Oh it's definitely speaks...

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By *ucka39Man 1 week ago

Newcastle

Smacks her lips, face one's

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By * man -Man 1 week ago

Bath

Who makes you pay for everything and tells you how they “give” you sex….

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By *cLovin2Man 1 week ago

Reading

Profile says she is 39 but the picture shows someone at least 59

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By *exyScientistsCouple 1 week ago

Castlebar


"Says your name too much during sex\foreplay"

Much better if she says someone else's???

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By *agnar73Man 1 week ago

Glasgow


"Says your name too much during sex\foreplay

Much better if she says someone else's??? "

Beats saying nothing

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