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If sex is health, how are you right now?

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It would be fun to see how your health would be, if how much sex you have would be it lol, mine wouldnt be so good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead long ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Low power mode

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Brimming with vitality and vigour.

And come.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham and Lymington

Would be doing star jumps all day. No trips to the doctors needed.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Would be doing star jumps all day. No trips to the doctors needed."

But that means two forum users in a row actually have sex.

Whoah. Did not expect that.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman over a year ago

North Welsh Borders

Deaths door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would be fun to see how your health would be, if how much sex you have would be it lol, mine wouldnt be so good

How do you survive op

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By *an Holo-Man over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Deaths door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is true the gp goes on at me why you not got healthy sex life It is a battle gp too many talk bollocks and I am not into games unless naked twister.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham and Lymington

"Would be doing star jumps all day. No trips to the doctors needed.

But that means two forum users in a row actually have sex.

Whoah. Did not expect that."

We will probably get a lifetime ban for that Meli

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I'd be dead"
I would be the same as well.

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"It would be fun to see how your health would be, if how much sex you have would be it lol, mine wouldnt be so good

How do you survive op

"
Hi becs. I survive very easily, the longer the time goes, the easier it gets and you?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'd be in a coma

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

London

Nonexistent but that’s okay.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Full of life, can't beat morning sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be decomposing in my coffin

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By *ew couple4youCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Should be like the energiser bunny’s but sitting on the sofa eating a packet of mini eggs at 9 in the morning so maybe not lol

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By *OYFBWoman over a year ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

Receiving last rites

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By *undee2Man over a year ago

Dundee

I'm still alive and grooving

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

6ft under.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Long time dead

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By *r.ZeusMan over a year ago

Basgiath War College

I’d be on a life support machine

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By *ockforplay66Man over a year ago

Southampton/isle of wight/ everywhere

Dead and buried 12 months ago!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right now? I need CPR.

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By *k62023Man over a year ago

Hertford

If sex with your right hand counts, then I'm one of the healthiest guys in the world - if it doesn't, I might need to check my pulse....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Olympic athlete levels of health

(Yes - I’m smug.)

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By *ot to giggleWoman over a year ago

Coventry

used defibrillator - slight pulse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead. Waiting to be buried.

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By *r CheeseMan over a year ago

Dignitas Clinic.

Already cremated and scattered.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Desperately needing first aid

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Pretty good but in need of some plasters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We would both be taking part in triathalons for fun.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Would be doing star jumps all day. No trips to the doctors needed."

Dislike braggers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feeling energized

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gosh looks like sex went out with covid.

Op how do we repair this health of ours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Long dead, basically walking dead at this rate

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By *wimmingbadgerMan over a year ago

Leicester

Very much dead

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Would be dead four years ago

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By *CLM87Woman over a year ago

Derbyshire

I'd be top peak

Friday night a good few times and sat morning with fwb.. then 4some with fwb and another couple last night

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Long dead, basically walking dead at this rate"

Surely the wanking dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be top peak

Friday night a good few times and sat morning with fwb.. then 4some with fwb and another couple last night

Blimey girl!

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"I'd be top peak

Friday night a good few times and sat morning with fwb.. then 4some with fwb and another couple last night

Blimey girl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead! Long dead

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By *JcuriousCouple over a year ago

Derby

I was fixed this morning

Miss S x

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I was fixed this morning

Miss S x"

Yaaaaaaay!

What a return you glorious hussy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would be fun to see how your health would be, if how much sex you have would be it lol, mine wouldnt be so good

In a coma that I occasionally wake up from, only to slip back into it again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real good. I’d probably be as healthy as you are in real life, Shag.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If sex is health, I'm embalmed and mummified. Of course, as a TV, mummified is my preferred state (Geddit? Geddit?)

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

About as healthy as I am now; which isn't great, but I'm not dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolute ash.

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By *JcuriousCouple over a year ago

Derby

"I was fixed this morning

Miss S x

Yaaaaaaay!

What a return you glorious hussy.

Couldn't stay away too long, missed your beautiful face

Miss S x

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Gosh looks like sex went out with covid.

Op how do we repair this health of ours?

"
Hi becs, yes, few years before covid too, yes, we have to repair it in some ways as well

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

If people who use this, of all sites, aren't getting any sex then what does this and similar threads say about most of them?

Is this a gathering place for no-hopers (present company excepted, of course)?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a shot. Stat!!!!

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By *mie subCDTV/TS over a year ago

Doncaster

I’ll be quite ill bed bound lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In need of a top up session

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By *ittleJohn5Man over a year ago

Wickham Market

Dead ??

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

I'm (Mrs) a hypochondriac, complaining I don't get enough! But then if I don't get it morning , noon and night, while complaining GB's are not a GB if it's less than 20 men. I need a perscription for elelastic knickes. So they can go up and down quicker.

Mr's reply is I do my best, and even get mates in to help me out! He dose do very well in keeping me satisfied. I'm just greedy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Recovering slowly following resuscitation....

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

I do get more than average, so very much alive and thriving!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a corpse

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By *ustJ69Man over a year ago

Warrington

Just been read my last rites.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Needing some CPR

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If people who use this, of all sites, aren't getting any sex then what does this and similar threads say about most of them?

Is this a gathering place for no-hopers (present company excepted, of course)?"

I do not consider anyone a no hoper.

Various reasons why some of us do not reply to wanna fuckkk first message.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jobs get in the way

May not fancy them

Each to own.

Covid stopped some of us meeting.

If it takes a year to connect so be it I and others are not 2nd fiddle to am horny first messages.

Or anything else.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Very much alive.

Mrs

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

I guess that having plenty of sex helps with having a sense of humour in the forum!

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By *uffnmuffCouple over a year ago

London

Alive and thriving and feeling super fit x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Dead and buried

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd feel like I'd had the elixir of life if sex made you healthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently not great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would be dead

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Leeds

A priest has just visited and administered the last rites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

Well I can fill your prescription

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By *alm_one4Man over a year ago

Close To The Edge, Down Bi The River

Dehydrated

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster/Bembridge

Comatose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

Well I can fill your prescription

"
why do I feel you would be giving me blue pills?

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm being read the last rites......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Average health could do with a hit more nourishment ha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

" I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

Well I can fill your prescription

why do I feel you would be giving me blue pills?

Not all blue pills are viagra ya know

... wayfaring 3mg are blue diazepam 10mg are blue....

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By *ill I wont IMan over a year ago

wherever i need to be

I’d be in intensive care being kept alive by manual means self caring means lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

90%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brown bread and rotted away

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Successful convalescence in PDI this week just gone

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *434funMan over a year ago

cronton

Anyone got a defibrillator

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Practically flatlining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

Well I can fill your prescription

why do I feel you would be giving me blue pills?

Not all blue pills are viagra ya know

... wayfaring 3mg are blue diazepam 10mg are blue....

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My paracetamol half white half dark blue.

Amphets are blue

Hydrochloride pills blue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Change your life go meet people or chat nicely on here. What to lose ..op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About on a par either way

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I'd be fit as a butcher's dog right now

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By *enk15Man over a year ago

Evesham

I'd probably have a mild headache.

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By *azzercanMan over a year ago

stevenage / bradford

Hung overdue haha

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'd be dead"

Yep, this would be me at present.

A miraculous resurrection with glowing health is expected in 10 days time however

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By *esthetic21Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Dead

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By *onnyGibbMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Eaten by the worms.

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By *OYFBWoman over a year ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

"Receiving last rites "

Death rattle…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pops in to the thread, pops right back out...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fit as a fiddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be admitted for observation, thanks to mother nature grrrrrr.

Good news is I'm due to be discharged today or tomorrow

Mrs

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fully Charged

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman over a year ago

your head

Dying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very unhealthy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in rehab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On life-support, waiting for the healing visit from my hot-nurse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very healthy indeed

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By *hris 1000200Man over a year ago

kells

I need "CPR" ,,I'm Flat lining" help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finally got resurrected last night

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

pushing up the daisies

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By *icketToRudeCouple over a year ago

Wellingborough

If only it did relate! I'd be feeling half my age and as healthy as such too

(Mr)

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

As I am already in Life's departure lounge the next step would be the arrival of my plane to take me to my final destination, will it be Heaven or will it be Hell?

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