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By *mily36C OP Woman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Your cupcakes make my soufflé rise

...any others???

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By *he_turtle_movesMan over a year ago

ankh morpork

Take 2 buns, apply a creamy filling and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/04/24 23:49:47]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy some cream between my buns, could you be of assistance?

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By *holoMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Would you like a cinnamon roll for your buns hun

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By *mily36C OP Woman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Boy, I want to lick the icing off your cake

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By *holoMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Boy, I want to lick the icing off your cake

Mmmmmmm those brioche buns need som glazing mam can I be of assistance

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By *he_turtle_movesMan over a year ago

ankh morpork

Using a firm hand whip until stiff

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

You bring the muffins, I'll bring the chocolate eclair

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By *he_turtle_movesMan over a year ago

ankh morpork

Not sure if it's ready, just dip a finger in and taste

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

[Removed by poster at 29/04/24 23:58:49]

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Can I glaze your cherries?"

Sigh!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

"Do you like eating nuts?

Because they make a make a croquembouche..."

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

I've got black forest gateau, fancy a shag?

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By *_Mr.K_xMan over a year ago

North Worcestershire

The only thing missing from your doughnut ring... is my nut

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Can I double check if you’ve a soggy bottom there?

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

Hi I've got cake. FAF ?

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Hi I've got cake. FAF ?"

Ye.. oh you’re good at this.

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By *ripfillMan over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Did you know …. The difference between. Cake and a biscuit?

A biscuit goes soft … and a cake goes hard …

Just love Fab x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You make my icing melt

You make me crumble

Vanilla... Or carrot

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By *_Mr.K_xMan over a year ago

North Worcestershire

Hello OP... I seem to recognise you from other posts in the forum, it's been a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your name icing? Because I want to spread you all over me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want some chocolate cake.. NO NOT THAT KIND..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may not be a candle on your cake but you can still blow me!

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By *_Mr.K_xMan over a year ago

North Worcestershire

"Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat."

Haha.. this is a really good one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you carrot cake? Because I carrot live without you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beat until stiff

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By *ot to giggleWoman over a year ago

Coventry

ill make your apple crumble

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By *_Mr.K_xMan over a year ago

North Worcestershire

What's the best thing to go with cake??

I scream

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By *ot to giggleWoman over a year ago

Coventry

i have a French fancie

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Is your name icing? Because I want to spread you all over me

Smoooth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not a baker, but I’d love to whip something up with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were a cake ingredient, you’d be the cherry on the top.

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Want to knead my mix to make a good uprising.

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By *neforutoMan over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW

I dont have any imaginitive cake one liners but this thread is so much much fun

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Licking the bowl is such great practice

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By *onameyet2Man over a year ago

chorley

Oh no, I’ve splashed my batter everywhere again

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

My fingers always get tangled in the yeasty stuff

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Fancy a fucking cake?

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By *mily36C OP Woman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

You bake me crazy

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

Bucakes for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love covering a fruity tart in cream….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I take you out for cake and tea?

Because you’re brewing up some sweet feelings in me.

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By *hristopherd999Man over a year ago

Brentwood

Can I lick your icing and eat your cherry

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By *mily36C OP Woman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

How deep does that frosting go?!

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

One drizzle of you lemon cream and I'm yours

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By *eading beddingMan over a year ago

Berks

Fancy a bit of roll play?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Soho

"I've got black forest gateau, fancy a shag?"

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This one always works for me.

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By *lder budweiserMan over a year ago

Stirlingshire

I'd gladly munch on your muffin but I'll pass on your brownies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you just fall from heaven's bakery?

Because you look as tasty as an angel cake.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Hey babe, do you fancy a Boston cream pie?

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By *pa and dCouple over a year ago

Barnet

Victoria, would you like a sandwich ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t need a cherry on top when I’ve already got you.

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

Have you got a hot pie

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple over a year ago

Swansea

Anyone else horny and hungry

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

What a silver tongue you have, you just butter (icing) me up...

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By *rRiosMan over a year ago

dublin

Your milkcake brings all the boys to the yard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else horny and hungry "

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I could so eat your muffin….

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Pump your jam in my doughnut.

Squirt cream in my buns and put a sticky glaze on top.

That tart needs lashings of my cream.

I'll bring the coffee and cake, you bring the cream.

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By *till gameMan over a year ago

Oldham

I like your Belgian buns

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By *issilia AmoriWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Glaze me like one of your French Fancies

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By *holoMan 48 weeks ago

Newcastle

Ani one here knows a good hook up sex site apart from fabswingers

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By *ickshawedCouple 48 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Is that a banana cake in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?🍌

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By *winfrozrMan 48 weeks ago

Carnoustie

Can I pipe my icing on your baps?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

I have jaffas

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

"Anyone else horny and hungry "

Both.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

I better put some frosting on that bun.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Is that an eclair or are you just pleased to see me?

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 48 weeks ago

Stoke

Let the cheese see the cake

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