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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mine is...do not argue with an idiot...a passerby will not know the difference

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well behaved women rarely make history

Mrs Classy

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not Willy Wonka, I don't sugar coat shit

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By *hew_ieMan  over a year ago

Kashyyyk

Madness is tonic and invigorating. It makes the sane more sane. The only ones who are unable to profit by it are the insane.

Henry Miller

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts

FAF

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By *issilia AmoriWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

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By *ivpoolmanMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

If it doesn’t concern you, don’t concern yourself with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a tangled web we weave when we first learn to weave webs.

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By *ingleguy50Man  over a year ago

birmingham

Confucius said "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May life treat you the way you treat animals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not Willy Wonka, I don't sugar coat shit "
mine is lie’s are spread by fools and accepted by idiots

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By *r_sensual25Man  over a year ago

somewhere close

Isn't it about time the body you most admire be your own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too young to die too old to live

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carpe diem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“We are such stuff as dreams are made on. And our little life is rounded with a sleep”

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS  over a year ago

The Lake District

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery",Charles Caleb Colton(1780-1832)

Although many believe it was Oscar Wilde(1854-1900),but he quoted Colton's words much later.

And not the garage's quote to fix my car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The grass is greener where you water it

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By *anillaboyMan  over a year ago

london

My one is DONT SPEND YOUE WORDS WITH SOMEONE THAT DESERVES YOUR SILENCE

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By *zeroMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

An eye for an eye makes the world blind.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

"That you are here, that life exists and identity. That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All I hear is problems, I want to hear solutions

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By *ynamicnatureMan  over a year ago

Doncaster

If you can't be good be good at it.

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By *lwaysHornyInFilladelphiaMan  over a year ago

Barnsley

I have an urgent and horrifying news story and I need everybody to stop what they’re doing and listen….cannonball.

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By *ynamicnatureMan  over a year ago

Doncaster

Don't be a mushroom growing in the dark.

I use that one for any new staff members who come across as shy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All I hear is problems, I want to hear solutions "

Which compliments “work smarter, not harder”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

" you're asking me how a Watch Works.....For now just keep an Eye on the Time "

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By *abluesbabyMan  over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Haha! They're not laughing now!"

- Bob Monkhouse

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman  over a year ago

Here or There abouts

"Don't argue with people who should've been swallowed"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

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By *iman2100Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

I used to have an official looking sign on my office wall.

"DO NOT waste time reading this notice"

It was just below another that said "Nothing is impossible; for those that don't have to do it themselves."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop moaning about bastard Mondays

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By *ikynminnyCouple  over a year ago

South shields

Si viz pacem parrabelum

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By *ampWithABrainWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

This too shall pass

Nothing lasts forever, good or bad.

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By *omRPMan  over a year ago

North Curry

You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

“Whenever an occasion arose in which she needed an opinion on something in the wider world, she borrowed her husband's. If this had been all there was to her, she wouldn't have bothered anyone, but as is so often the case with such women, she suffered from an incurable case of of pretentiousness. Lacking any internalized values of her own, such people can arrive at a standpoint only by adopting other people's standards or views. The only principle that governs their minds is the question "How do I look?”

? Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

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By *n_thy_kneesMan  over a year ago

Ipswich

A good idea is a good idea forever - David Brent

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

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By *illie fitMan  over a year ago

Bournemouth

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute

the man who does not ask is a fool for life.

Confucius

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By *r Black 85Man  over a year ago

nottingham

You will never know how stupid someone is until they start to talk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Victory loves preparation

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Keep it simple stupid. (KISS)

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

Do be do be do

- Frank Sinatra

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By *argaryen starkCouple  over a year ago

pinxton

If you're going to have one , have a big one

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By *as7643Man  over a year ago

staffs

Don’t try to reinvent the wheel

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By *oomlMan  over a year ago

Fareham

Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS  over a year ago

Dudley

Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Forget about it

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By *onnycMan  over a year ago

Doncaster

The World Is But A Canvas To Our Imagination..Henry David Thoreau

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By *he turned me GreyCouple  over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

If 3 people call you a horse, it's time to buy a fucking saddle....

Mr

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

Dum spiro spero, dum spero vivo

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. (J.R.R. Tolkien)

Or

What is Medusa’s story if not a tale of a woman going to the ends of the earth to be left alone and men showing up to piss her off anyway. (Nikita Gill)

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be so strong that nothing can disturb the peace of your mind

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By *orace99Man  over a year ago

York

Don't eat yellow snow...

The six P's.

Proper planning prevents piss poor performance.

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

Why fit in when you were born to stand out

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

Or... I'm pink, therefore, I'm spam

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate. Carl Jung

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass” Nietzsche

I mean it has ass in it……

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another persons beauty is not the absence of your own.

To be fair it’s the only one i remember

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

FAFO

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By *cott73Man  over a year ago

brighton

I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life, err, finds a way

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By *atureoldieslookingforfunCouple  over a year ago

Redcar

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Reap what you sow

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By *atureoldieslookingforfunCouple  over a year ago

Redcar

Never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not how many times you get knocked down thats important. It's how many times you can get back up again that is.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man  over a year ago

Bromley

We are all imperfectly perfect - Sully Erna

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By *oadsafun1960Man  over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Three things you should never break.

Promises, trust and someone's heart.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Fat d*unk and stupid is no way to go through life son” - dean wormer animal house

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"We are all imperfectly perfect - Sully Erna "

under your scars... gives me goosebumps x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One from my former fitness coach.

“Don’t be shit!”

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

"I honestly believe if we'd scored more goals than them we'd have won"

- Bill Shankley

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck em and feed em beans

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By *ondiego85Man  over a year ago

nottingham

“What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets?”

Whoever knows where this quote comes from: I will find you, and I will hug you

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman  over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Last time I was here I was crucified - Michael Palin (Sahara)

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Focus on what you are doing not what others might be doing that you don't agree with......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When someone shows you who they are, believe them - Maya Angelou

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By *lowupdollTV/TS  over a year ago

Herts/Beds/London


"“What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets?”

Whoever knows where this quote comes from: I will find you, and I will hug you "

What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets. The great mystery is not that we should have been thrown down here at random between the profusion of matter and that of the stars; it is that from our very prison we should draw, from our own selves, images powerful enough to deny our own nothingness.

Andre Malraux

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

Berlin - Yes Berlin

Aim high, that way you will never shoot yourself in the foot.

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By *uxurybubblesCouple  over a year ago

by the sea

"Those who do not like you fall into two categories the stupid and the envious" the libertine

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By *rgasmatron1970Man  over a year ago

Bromley


"We are all imperfectly perfect - Sully Erna

under your scars... gives me goosebumps x"

Epic song

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They came through you but not from you and though they are with you, they belong not to you.

Kahil Gibran

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Mae West

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

The whole universe is within you. Ask all from yourself.

Rumi

Let the beauty of what you love, be what you do

Rumi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

- Sigmund Freud

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"We are all imperfectly perfect - Sully Erna

under your scars... gives me goosebumps x

Epic song "

It really is x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The whole universe is within you. Ask all from yourself.

Rumi

Let the beauty of what you love, be what you do

Rumi"

Well played, I'm a big fan of Rumi

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By *ostindreamsMan  over a year ago

London

The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for - Dostoevsky

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule - Nietzsche

In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

- Hitchhikers guide to galaxy

Sorry for throwing my existential crisis on everyone

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By *ustAnotherMan  over a year ago

brumish


"this one"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A bird in the hand

Leaves a mess on your wrist

Eric Morcombe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice to be important it’s also important to be nice

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been.'"

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Let's fucking go

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By *hat Other GuyMan  over a year ago

Hartlepool

Responding to "Lover or a fighter?"

- "if youre not prepared to fight for your love, what kind of love do you have?"

& when asked about what happens when we die?...

"The ones who love us, will miss us"

Keanu Reeve.

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Fail to prepare prepare to fail

Ta grandad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cant put sense where there is none

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

If it passes you by let it, if it comes back build a fortress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look at what you could have won

Jim Bowen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

200 quid to cut down a tree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People may not remember what you said or how you said it but they will remember how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou

When someone shows you who they are the first time, believe them.

Maya Angelou

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By *undee2Man  over a year ago

Dundee

Don't trust grown ups.

My gran.

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By *ustlooking26096Man  over a year ago

around

You cant talk sense to a fool

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By *alleys VikingMan  over a year ago

Crumlin

You can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friends nose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dont be stupid

Dont be silly

Put a condom on your willy

(dad)

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By *cotty_01ukMan  over a year ago

birmingham

You can have a body like mine and still live!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck this for a game of soldiers!

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By *partan69Man  over a year ago

denton

Say hello to my little friend

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By *ohntall123Man  over a year ago

Biggleswade

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles

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By *ags73Man  over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Said on Scottish forum last week.

Schiller - against stupidity even the gods struggle in vain.

and it’s always stupidity

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By *ohntall123Man  over a year ago

Biggleswade


"Fuck this for a game of soldiers!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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By *ohntall123Man  over a year ago

Biggleswade

FEAR : fxxk everything and run lol

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By *agatoXXXMan  over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Acta non verba.

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By *ust want fun 888Man  over a year ago

nearby

A philosopher once said, if you find a job you love, you’ll never work again.

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By *arley QuimWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Dont be stupid

Dont be silly

Put a condom on your willy

(dad) "

And yet you're still a parent

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By *adgerMan  over a year ago

york

I can resist anything but temptation

Oscar Wilde

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