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"I arranged to meet a married couple for their first 3sum. They hired a suite in a posh hotel near Tring and we met for drinks in the lounge. We clicked straight away and I would have happily met them again just for friends drinks as we got on so well. We eventually adjourned to their rooms where I discovered they'd already set up several video cameras. As hubby messed around with them the gorgeous wife locked lips with me and wasted no time in getting my trousers undone. All went well with me and the wife enjoying ourselves while Mr preferred to film us shagging. I hadn't cum but needed a loo break so I went to the bathroom. Once I came out I found both of them in their dressing gowns, Mr apologising profusely while Mrs, who looked rather pale, had thrown up after too much wine caught up with her, possibly brought on by her head being over the edge of the bed. I got dressed and left and we spoke again on the phone when they told me that the films made enjoyable watching. I was supposed to go round for a film viewing rematch but sadly it never happened. " Oh dear | |||
"My only embarrassment came during my first forays with Mrs Wick as a couple. I had a touch too much Dutch courage and promptly fell asleep on the sofa, before the real action got underway. Mrs Wick had an awesome time though, she had the other couple all to herself for the night. "Lucky wife | |||
"A tale I've recounted before. A guy fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job. Mr and I lay next to him silently giggling so as not to wake him. Clearly I need to up my game . "Whoops | |||
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"Happy to post mine: We went to a club last year, with a large group of friends, one of them goes "I really want cock!" So off we all trooped to the glory holes, now I have never been to a glory hole before (and never will again!) so one of the other friends told us what to do (I mean it's self explanatory really) and all the dicks appeared, we all get on our knees and set to work, a bloke appears and touches my boob and then asks if it's ok (I politely told him "no") and then I look round and see everyone has vanished! But I'm committed to this cock! After a short while it's clear nothing is coming and after the boob touching incident I think "nah, I've had enough". I get up, walk round and my husband, Rubik/doughnut walks out the other side and said "you didn't know it was me did you?" Nope, 8 years I've been sucking his cock and I had no clue. Bad wife lol "That's very funny, thank you | |||
"Met this guy first time a policeman! He came straight from work so still in uniform! After coffee went back to his! I took my flashing butt plug along ! Was going at it doggy style when he announced the plug has disappeared! Think used to much loob! I was panicking imagine turning up at a and e with Mr plod! Luckily he managed to retreave it! Laugh at the memory now! X" Oh no..... | |||
"A long time ago now....having some lovely sex with a lady I still meet......condom split. I panicked as it never happened before. She found it hilarious that I nearly had a heart attack. " Scary | |||
"Met a nice guy, and ended up in bed with him. In the throes of cowgirl, he sat up, wrapped his arms around me, and quickly flopped me onto my back. My head went over the side of the bed. My wig kept going to the floor! Mortified!! It certainly taught me to check the wig straps.
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"Whilst relatively new to the scene me and the wife visited a club. We dressed down and later in the night went to the bar for a drink. The guy behind was clearly excited at something he had seen......someone knocked him forwards into me. I got poked. Still sends shivers down my spine to this day. " Nice | |||
"I got off once and the bloody thing came back and hit me in the back."  | |||
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"Set up a meet for the wife as per usual, but the morning of the meeting, I had digestive problems. I usually just watch the action discretely, so said trouble wasn't going to affect things. Things were going great, and the wife was getting a good seeing-to. It was then I knew that there was incoming flatulence, and decided to cough and cover it up. The first was successfully masked, but then came a long squeaky one, which left me pretty much feigning an asthma attack to hide it. I thought I'd done rather well. I left when the action was over, and awaited the arrival of the wife. Upon return, I was greeted with the words: "He said to tell you that he was glad he didn't light a match around your coughs..." "Lol, that's embarrassing | |||
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"Happy to post mine: We went to a club last year, with a large group of friends, one of them goes "I really want cock!" So off we all trooped to the glory holes, now I have never been to a glory hole before (and never will again!) so one of the other friends told us what to do (I mean it's self explanatory really) and all the dicks appeared, we all get on our knees and set to work, a bloke appears and touches my boob and then asks if it's ok (I politely told him "no") and then I look round and see everyone has vanished! But I'm committed to this cock! After a short while it's clear nothing is coming and after the boob touching incident I think "nah, I've had enough". I get up, walk round and my husband, Rubik/doughnut walks out the other side and said "you didn't know it was me did you?" Nope, 8 years I've been sucking his cock and I had no clue. Bad wife lol "This was funny  | |||
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"It’s Christmas Eve. A female friend and I met this couple for a social in this small village pub. It felt like everyone knew why we were there…. Eventually they invited us back to their flat. It was tiny with just enough room for one couple in the living room and another up in the small attic bedroom, where you had to crawl onto the bed on hands and knees. My friend disappeared up to the bedroom with the guy and I was in the living room. The two cats spied me and the lady with suspicion. As we got down to it, I was behind the lady a car decided to walk under her making me laugh as it got stuck between the floor and her rather large boobs. Ever the hero, I carried on. I heard a noise behind me and a creaking, but ignored it until the Christmas tree came crashing down and the cat launching from the top dug its claws deep in my arse. Baubles, tinsel and a plastic Santa in a helicopter whizzed past me as I let out a very high pitched scream, which was closely followed by a huge bang and ‘fucking hell’ from upstairs as my friend jumped up at my scream. We left soon after, me with a bloody arse and her with a huge bruise on her forehead from hitting it on a beam. " That's funny | |||
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"Urgh it's too long to read. Sorry man " Jesus never buy a book Or a newspaper even | |||
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"I can't think of anything embarrassing but wanted to thank everyone for sharing. This post has made me smile and grimace 😬 ☺️ 😊 😄 " Excellent | |||
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"A long time ago now....having some lovely sex with a lady I still meet......condom split. I panicked as it never happened before. She found it hilarious that I nearly had a heart attack. " Yes I had similar the condom was so old it disintegrated and she provided it . | |||
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"About 20 years ago, i worked down in Romford, but lived in Hull. I lived alone, so when offered a 3way from a couple in Scunthorpe, I booked a few days back in Hull. This couple were a guy in his late forties, with a young thai wife. I got home after the long drive, had a shower and got ready, the drive to sunny was about 45 mins, so was proper revved up and ready, with a dribbly semi in my pants, keen for some Thai pussy. I found their place and was welcomed in, with a can of beer thrust into my hand by Steve, who said his Mrs was upstairs getting ready. We chatted and waited, when she came down it turned out she was young with a great slim body, small tits but a great arse. After a bit of chat she came over and sat on my knee and we started kissing. I soon had her tits out and was licking n sucking on them, when Steve came over and started opening my jeans for his Mrs to get her hand inside and play with my cock. Steve ended up pulling off my jeans so she had full access to my old fella, I had been all up in her pants and she was soaked. We got ourselves in the 69 where I could lap up her juices and probe her pussy with my tongue and fingers as she was sucking my now rigid cock. I am not exactly small, with a great girth as thick as her wrist. While we were busy on each other, Steve was sat back watching with his little, soft cock in his hand, trying to get hard. This little Thai bird was impressed with what she was playing with and decided it was time to impale herself, so she mounted me, and took my cock half way, then raised herself up, and slammed down hard to take everything in one go, she came instantly, her juices flowing over my cock and balls. When she'd calmed down, I got her onto her knees, and took her from behind, having a right go at driving her round the room, I'd been at this a few mins when I noticed some blood around my condom covered cock, so pulled out. She saw the blood, got up and legged it upstairs! Oh ffs, what now! Steve followed her upstairs, I cleaned myself up and got dressed, and waited. About ten mins later Steve came down and said I should go, she's up there crying. I said my sorries, and left. I contacted them on here a few days later, see how they were, Steve was a little short with me, telling me she never wanted to see me again. I did chat with him a few times for the next year or so, but she said I was just too big for her. Didn't seem that way when she slammed her cunt down on me, but hey ho. (had to stop for a wank on the way home). Lol " That's a great story, thank you. | |||
"Our son was coming home from university for the summer break. He didn't know his mum and myself had been on the swinging scene for years. A couple we'd met many times before, came over for dinner and fun. They'd stayed over at ours often, and we'd stayed with them. After a fantastic night of sex, they stayed over. We were expecting our son to arrive by late afternoon as long as his train was on time. But a friends parent had offered to bring him home by car as they lived close by. The bedroom door opened at 8am, "Hi mum, hi dad" and then he stood stock still, as he realised there was four in the bed. The other couple rushed to get dressed and left. Everyone very embarrassed. And his mother had to try and explain it to him. Didn't go well " I’d of love to have heard the explanation 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Our son was coming home from university for the summer break. He didn't know his mum and myself had been on the swinging scene for years. A couple we'd met many times before, came over for dinner and fun. They'd stayed over at ours often, and we'd stayed with them. After a fantastic night of sex, they stayed over. We were expecting our son to arrive by late afternoon as long as his train was on time. But a friends parent had offered to bring him home by car as they lived close by. The bedroom door opened at 8am, "Hi mum, hi dad" and then he stood stock still, as he realised there was four in the bed. The other couple rushed to get dressed and left. Everyone very embarrassed. And his mother had to try and explain it to him. Didn't go well I’d of love to have heard the explanation 🤣🤣🤣" Me too | |||
"Saturday night out with my then Mrs and we met a single ‘straight’ lad … one 3 sum later he had his cock in my mouth and hers, with only a very slight ‘I’m not gay’ protest. Fast forward to Monday morning at the school gates and guess who’s there ? … he looked so mad and embarrassed 🤣" Woops! | |||
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"First meet ever after years of marriage. We played with oil. Condom got stuck inside me. He left and my husband came to my rescue. That's true love lol." Oh my goodness we experienced this too. It was the first meet I had with my now husband and we had to literally fish out the condom from inside me. Fair to say the whole experience gave us a laugh and thankfully wasn't a bad experience as we obviously met again. ☺️ | |||
"First meet ever after years of marriage. We played with oil. Condom got stuck inside me. He left and my husband came to my rescue. That's true love lol. Oh my goodness we experienced this too. It was the first meet I had with my now husband and we had to literally fish out the condom from inside me. Fair to say the whole experience gave us a laugh and thankfully wasn't a bad experience as we obviously met again. ☺️" I think it's more common than you think 😂. The woman of the couple we'd met was all ready for another round, but given that most men need a few minutes I was only semi when the condom was put on, after a few minutes it started feeling a bit strange and I noticed I was missing something 😂. I did fish it out myself and we all had a laugh at the moment, and afterwards, and still bring it up when we meet them😂 | |||
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"First meet ever after years of marriage. We played with oil. Condom got stuck inside me. He left and my husband came to my rescue. That's true love lol." Oh no! | |||
"First meet ever after years of marriage. We played with oil. Condom got stuck inside me. He left and my husband came to my rescue. That's true love lol. Oh my goodness we experienced this too. It was the first meet I had with my now husband and we had to literally fish out the condom from inside me. Fair to say the whole experience gave us a laugh and thankfully wasn't a bad experience as we obviously met again. ☺️" Lol | |||
"My only really embarrassing moment was my first meet. I made that silly mistake that some men make.....I made a big deal of what would happen when we got to a room. Then we got to the room, I was anxious as fuck.....and let's just say my plans were an absolute flop. She was lovely about it and we met several times afterwards....but what I dick I felt. " Yep, been there | |||
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"Literally just happened today, met up with a gent in a car park , as I got out of my car I realised I had my glasses on , so I stuck them in my cleavage, was just supposed to me a chat but I ended up going for some oral fun , got out of his car and back to mine and went for my glasses and weren’t there , so had to chase him down the road to get him to pull over and search his car , they were found but he must of initially wondered what was going on getting chased down the road " Oh dear, glad you found them. | |||
