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By *egDaySkipper OP Man over a year ago

northants

So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You skip leg day

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By *B..Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

I don’t go to clubs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too male

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I simply don't want to

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"I simply don't want to

Because she'd make me cum too quick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

because you are straight but we both want to play with you.

Sarah xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too kinky. Hot though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Too kinky. Hot though"

Because i'm not bi

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man over a year ago

northants

But I'm scared of lobsters and crayfish

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

Is "the poster" in this case meant to be you for all replies, or the person above you? :P It seems a couple of people have gone with one and some have gone with the other.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't believe in sex before marriage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m scared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably would

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By *ffervescentMan over a year ago

winfrith

too young maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like mustard

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"I don’t like mustard"

Errrrm, errrrrm. Nope.

I'm lost

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

He's fabulous hot, but too young for me

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's fabulous hot, but too young for me

You live too far away

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man over a year ago

northants

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Free for all at this point

Wouldn't fuck you because I suspect you might be a Tory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Free for all at this point

Wouldn't fuck you because I suspect you might be a Tory

I'm an independent, actually.

I don't do guys but wish I had your abs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting"

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

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By *rivextrMan over a year ago

Glasgow

But your in London!

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

You don't have a vagina

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "

I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

You don't have a vagina "

Your head is a bit too much like candy floas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like m&ms

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

Since this has devolved into confusion, I can't do anything but add to it.

No, I wouldn't fuck myself, because the logistics just don't work.

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By *olden_AdonisMan over a year ago

london

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "

I deffo would but she don’t like bugs!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Brum

But football shirts are like Kryptonite to my libido

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

Too tall

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Too tall"

Too far away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always thought your username was Catflaps and now I’m disappointed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"But I'm scared of lobsters and crayfish"

you should have said crabs for the cheap laughs......

You have 5 points anyway as you never said too old - so you have a big tick on my list of nice people

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Reigate

Not a fan of crumpets tbh, unusual texture for me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"But I'm scared of lobsters and crayfish

you should have said crabs for the cheap laughs......

You have 5 points anyway as you never said too old - so you have a big tick on my list of nice people"

You're too old.

Not what you said last night

Shush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since this has devolved into confusion, I can't do anything but add to it.

No, I wouldn't fuck myself, because the logistics just don't work."

Technically you do every time you wank yourself off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "

We do it inside as well

But you are right to be afraid of bugs - my back is covered in ant bites today

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By *umblefunMan over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

But…. You’re far too observant and clever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a fan of crumpets tbh, unusual texture for me. "

The way you lean forward in cowgirl position is too far forward for my taste.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"I always thought your username was Catflaps and now I’m disappointed "

That's one of the reasons we went for it, the Spoonerism effect!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They think I’m a prick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you.

I don’t wear blue underwear.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Brum

…But he’s wrecked your cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a fan of crumpets tbh, unusual texture for me.

The way you lean forward in cowgirl position is too far forward for my taste.

You find me annoying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They think I’m a prick

You’d eat all my sprouts and not share.

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"Since this has devolved into confusion, I can't do anything but add to it.

No, I wouldn't fuck myself, because the logistics just don't work.

Technically you do every time you wank yourself off. "

That's very true.

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By *isterMushroomMan over a year ago

Warrington

"They think I’m a prick

You’d eat all my sprouts and not share.

You’ve blocked me

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you.

I don’t wear blue underwear. "

Exceptions can be made.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have a penis.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"They think I’m a prick

You’d eat all my sprouts and not share.

You’ve blocked me

I don't eat mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have a penis."

You don't meet men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have a penis.

You don't meet men "

Exactly

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly "

You don’t have a penis

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly "

I must admit - it's a close call to have up chopped off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly

I must admit - it's a close call to have up chopped off.

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By *arcuszMan over a year ago

Horsham

"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly

You don’t have a penis

Your tits might crush me.

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Reigate

I really dislike blue bathroom towels.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly

You don’t have a penis

Your tits might crush me.

You have a penis

(St0len Quotation)

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By *arkSovereignMan over a year ago

Lancashire

I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear

You're too young

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear

You're too young

You won't give me your postcode

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear

You're too young

You won't give me your postcode

I'm too intimidated by your blue underwear skills.

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

I'm sure he's lovely, but can think of a couple of obvious reasons...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"…But he’s wrecked your cunt."

But it’s healed

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By *wonsamediMan over a year ago

stockport

"…But he’s wrecked your cunt.

But it’s healed

Distance

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"…But he’s wrecked your cunt.

But it’s healed

Distance "

You haven't got tits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"…But he’s wrecked your cunt.

But it’s healed

Distance

You haven't got tits.

As above

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By *oom_88Man over a year ago

Grays

Im only into females

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm straight.

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By *r CheeseMan over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

You don't have a vag.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"You don't have a vag."

I can’t find the right door

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By *arkSovereignMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"You don't have a vag.

I can’t find the right door"

You’re too far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't have a vag.

I can’t find the right door

You’re too far away "

Because you’re straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You drank all the rum

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"You drank all the rum"

You can't stand me.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"You drank all the rum

You can't stand me.

I have a headache

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"You drank all the rum

You can't stand me.

I have a headache

I've reached my quota for the month.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"You drank all the rum

You can't stand me.

I have a headache

I've reached my quota for the month."

He’s reached his quota for the month

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"You drank all the rum

You can't stand me.

I have a headache

I've reached my quota for the month.

He’s reached his quota for the month "

...shit, that backfired spectacularly didn't it

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By *allerthanaverage79Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

Your a guy!?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

London

"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

You’re a guy!?"

You don’t like fishing nets!

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

He backfired spectacularly

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

*she

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like your t-shirt

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By *aturefunswTV/TS over a year ago

bristol

I’m not your type and your not mine x

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By *allerthanaverage79Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

Is "the poster" in this case meant to be you for all replies, or the person above you? :P It seems a couple of people have gone with one and some have gone with the other."

Oh no, we've broken the rules!

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

I don’t know what he looks like

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

London

"I don't believe in sex before marriage "

I reckon you don't believe in sex after marriage neither

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"I don't believe in sex before marriage

I reckon you don't believe in sex after marriage neither

His I.d is fake.

The mr

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

London

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "

Bring some bug spray

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By *arkSovereignMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

Bring some bug spray

His name is McLovin

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By *he Flat CapsCouple over a year ago

Pontypool

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

Bring some bug spray

His name is McLovin"

He's old money, but too young

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

Bring some bug spray

His name is McLovin

He's old money, but too young"

Fear I’d be “out shoed “ by the mrs

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

Bring some bug spray

His name is McLovin

He's old money, but too young

Fear I’d be “out shoed “ by the mrs

I'm only ever in Edinburgh for Fringe and you'll probably be busy. :P

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple over a year ago

Swansea

Because you look like my science teacher

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By *arkSovereignMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"Because you look like my science teacher "

I would fuck yous. There’s no buts at all. My trousers are on their way down as i’m typing this

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By *olden_AdonisMan over a year ago

london

"But football shirts are like Kryptonite to my libido "

Hopefully England win and I’ll lose the shirt

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"Because you look like my science teacher "

There are worse reasons to be rejected. Yay science! XD

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"But football shirts are like Kryptonite to my libido

Hopefully England win and I’ll lose the shirt

If boobs aren't underneath it then it ain't happening

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I'm a shit fuck

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'm a shit fuck

Because she's a shit fuck.

OP because the train fare to the 'pool is too expensive.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"I'm a shit fuck

Don't 2 negatives make a positive?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Cba!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not even sure I can get it up.

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

"Cba! "

Same goes for you

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"Cba!

Same goes for you"

Because when I showed you my willy you laughed.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm washing my hair.

I've got a headache.

There was a great flood

Locusts.

It's not my fault.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm washing my hair.

I've got a headache.

There was a great flood

Locusts.

It's not my fault."

You’d be too observant and actually listen.

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By *I TwoCouple over a year ago

near enough

"I'm washing my hair.

I've got a headache.

There was a great flood

Locusts.

It's not my fault.

You’d be too observant and actually listen. "

Mrs would be too busy licking your pussy

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"I'm washing my hair.

I've got a headache.

There was a great flood

Locusts.

It's not my fault.

You’d be too observant and actually listen.

Mrs would be too busy licking your pussy"

You're travelling around Scotland too fast and I don't know where you are.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I would fuck you but … you’re entirely the wrong gender.

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By *B..Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Too far away

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By *aughty-pair619Couple over a year ago

hartlepool

But you’re 300+ miles away

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By *issilia AmoriWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P"

Do you need music to fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

Do you need music to fuck? "

You don’t live close enough….(sad face)!

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By *omptationMan over a year ago

liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need music to fuck? "

You don’t live close enough….(sad face)!

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By *omptationMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

Do you need music to fuck?

You don’t live close enough….(sad face)!"

Not into guys! Sorry!

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

Do you need music to fuck? "

Haha no, that wasn't what I meant. :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

Do you need music to fuck?

Haha no, that wasn't what I meant. :P"

I'm straight, sadly.

I'm actually too cold today to think of sexual thoughts; im wrapping my hair around my neck like a scarf..so..

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By *erfHerder74Man over a year ago

Inverclyde

You aren’t looking for single men so I wouldn’t pursue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm straight, sadly.

I'm actually too cold today to think of sexual thoughts; im wrapping my hair around my neck like a scarf..so.."

It would be weird to have sex with someone whose hair was wrapped around their neck like a scarf.

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By *ot to giggleWoman over a year ago

Coventry

cause your in Liverpool!

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By *arkSovereignMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"cause your in Liverpool!"

I’m outside her age range

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By *oliwoahMan over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

But I've cut out surgery snacks

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

But all I can think of is pork pies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m struggling to find an excuse.

Oh I’ve got one. I’m not keen on pointy elbows

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...alas, I hate sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The match is on.

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"The match is on."

I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The match is on.

I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here."

Our passports don't work in Scotland

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By *vaRoseWoman over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

"The match is on.

I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here.

Our passports don't work in Scotland

I don’t want sand in my foof

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By *ffervescentMan over a year ago

winfrith

far to forward for me ,naked oh my

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The match is on.

I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here.

Our passports don't work in Scotland

I don’t want sand in my foof "

I’d want to play your PS5

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By *orningGlory555Man over a year ago

Wells

simple, you're a guy Hush, no other reason lol

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By *ffervescentMan over a year ago

winfrith

simple ,you're a guy no other reason ,hush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your a Penis owner.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Your a Penis owner."

Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your a Penis owner.

Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off.

I almost spit my coffee out

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Your a Penis owner.

Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off.

I almost spit my coffee out

•

...which confirms that she ^ doesn't swallow.

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

Too short, sorry

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By *relanddirectMan over a year ago

cheshire & london

Your a man and I’m 100% heterosexual

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Your a man and I’m 100% heterosexual "

Your a man and you’re 100% heterosexual

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Too far awY

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Your a Penis owner.

Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off.

No you’re all good fiddles my good man, buy me a litre of white lightning and I’ll let you wank on her ankle.

The mr

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro "

You’re one of those rare birds that don’t fancy me.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro "

I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint.

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By *vaRoseWoman over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro

I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint. "

I don’t like Harry Potter

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By *d mirerMan over a year ago

lost

"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro

I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint.

I don’t like Harry Potter "

You wouldn’t let me

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I wouldn't fuck a poster, because paper cuts - ouch!

I wouldn't fuck OP because I can't eat M&Ms anymore

I wouldn't fuck above poster, as that goatee might tickle me

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"I wouldn't fuck a poster, because paper cuts - ouch!

I wouldn't fuck OP because I can't eat M&Ms anymore

I wouldn't fuck above poster, as that goatee might tickle me"

I am so happy to see I wasn't the only one who had that first thought when reading the topic title.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

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By *vaRoseWoman over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine."

I’m an aquafresh girly

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly"

I've got no idea who Dean is.

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By *RWoodyCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

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By *heelerMan over a year ago

Northants

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly"

Not a fan of pierced nipples

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By *heelerMan over a year ago

Northants

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x"

You wouldn't need underwear with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me"

Your tan is better than mine

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By *laytime_13Woman over a year ago

Lincs

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine "

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

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By *arkSovereignMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys

Typical

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys

Typical

He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys

Typical

He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft

Pfftt, bet you look cracking in a suit mate

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By *asterMeliodasMan over a year ago

Newmill

"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys

Typical

He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft

Pfftt, bet you look cracking in a suit mate"

He looks better in a suit than me as well. :P

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The word _eliodas scares me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The word _eliodas scares me. "

Your Nan told me I can’t.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm too busy with his nan

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"The word _eliodas scares me.

Your Nan told me I can’t. "

You wouldn't survive it and I'm too pretty for prison.

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