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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

What's the scariest thing a woman can say to a man??

Best answer wins a Fudge

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

Fine.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I love you

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By *mmaleiaWoman  over a year ago

Trowbridge

Can I fuck you, no strings

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By *d mirerMan  over a year ago

lost


"Fine."

Thread over

Fudge claimed

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

London

I’m pregnant

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By *d mirerMan  over a year ago

lost


"I love you "

Correction

Second fudge required

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

I agree

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By *reachersdaughterWoman  over a year ago

Someplace

No

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

What a great first date. Shall I show you the wedding plans?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“I didn’t mean it.”

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By *lfa RomeoMan  over a year ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

[Removed by poster at 23/07/24 19:12:29]

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex

Is it in yet!!!

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By *lfa RomeoMan  over a year ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

My husband is home

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By *oadsafun1960Man  over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

"Sorry"

Or "You're right"

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By *punk n gushCouple  over a year ago

deal

Pass me your wallet

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By *punk n gushCouple  over a year ago

deal


"Is it in yet!!! "

Haha

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex

Shopping!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck me NOW

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By *punk n gushCouple  over a year ago

deal


"Shopping!! "

Don't mind a lil shopping but yes your right minxy x Mr

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By *igballs35Man  over a year ago

maidstone

Why don’t you go out with your mates tonight and I’ll see you in the morning

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’ve put sedatives in your coffee and am now going to surgically remove your balls….’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’re right.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m pregnant "

^^

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By *anilla switchWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire

I’ve got some shelves that need putting up?

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By *anilla switchWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire

Is it in?

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By *urry BlokeMan  over a year ago

Can you just...

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By *ltrMan  over a year ago

sheffield

I've used your credit card today

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex

G spot

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By *ffervescentMan  over a year ago

winfrith

ok get in my bed .

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"‘I’ve put sedatives in your coffee and am now going to surgically remove your balls….’ "

I reckon sedatives and laxatives would be funnier/scarier depending which way you're looking from

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By *urry BlokeMan  over a year ago

Bend over

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By *a_brunetteWoman  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Fine.

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Fudge claimed "

Love this! Haha

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Surprise me for my birthday.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Waaaay back in the distant past, I’d been on an amazing date with a glorious girl. Taller than me, curvy, a bit vampy. Sparkly red dress, over-the-knee black leather boots, and BRIGHT red hair, long and straight, all the way down to her bum. She was clever, witty, curious about everything … we had an absolute blast. And we did the long, meandering, slow walk back to her flat. Stood on the steps outside as the late-night summer sun faded, and talked about situations, past relationships, and possibilities.

Then she switched subject and started telling me about how her ex-boyfriend was unstable. And recently out of prison. And regularly appeared at her door, all times of the day and night. And over the past couple of weeks had taken to arriving with weapons. A machete one evening. A shotgun another. But I shouldn’t worry about him, he was harmless really. Although he did give her this bruise a couple of days ago …

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘I’ve put sedatives in your coffee and am now going to surgically remove your balls….’

I reckon sedatives and laxatives would be funnier/scarier depending which way you're looking from "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently it’s not what I say… it’s the way I say it …

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By *antricSeeker60Man  over a year ago

Durham

I signed us up for couples therapy… and ate the last slice of pizza

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Darling…..you know your much prized, vintage Aston Martin? Well, I tried reverse parking it earlier……’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I do"

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By *heel markMan  over a year ago

beside the sea

"I've been thinking aaand...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet you're incredible in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't really have a sweet tooth

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Whatever you like, you choose..."

.

OR

.

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

.

OR

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"If you could sleep with anyone else, who would it be?" (In a vanilla world)

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By *igballs35Man  over a year ago

maidstone

I say do you want to get something to eat and she says I’m not really hungry

10 minutes later can I have a bite of your burger

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"It's ok, you do what you want"

Under absolutely no circumstances do what you was just about to do

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

My mother is coming to live with us

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Dave was telling me about your weekend away....

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

You're very sweet but...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Myy curtains r waitinfro yu they r readyy

Sent from my iPhone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“We need to talk”….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Myy curtains r waitinfro yu they r readyy

Sent from my iPhone "

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

‘Do what you want’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to go clothes shopping!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Brum

I washed your pearl jam Tshirt.

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By *r CheeseMan  over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"I came off the pill a month ago"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"see you around mate" insert thumbs up emoji

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Myy curtains r waitinfro yu they r readyy Sent from my iPhone "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

We're not doing presents this year are we?

B

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By *punk n gushCouple  over a year ago

deal

Do you like my perfume

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By *till gameMan  over a year ago

Oldham

( silence ) then that look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Yes you go do that”

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By *issilia AmoriWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

'Fine'

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I got an idea

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By *punk n gushCouple  over a year ago

deal


"What's the scariest thing a woman can say to a man??

Best answer wins a Fudge "

So who won the fudge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the scariest thing a woman can say to a man??

Best answer wins a Fudge "

It’s not what she says. It’s what she doesn’t say. I remember the silence and that’s what scared me

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By *ingerTwistWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Huh! Your dad's is bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The test was positive.

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By *oelDorianMan  over a year ago

vanaheim


"Fine."

I have trauma with that word haha or do what you want

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By *oadsafun1960Man  over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire


"'Fine'"

Oh yes that's another word to be very wary of .... You just know it's NOT fine

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Waaaay back in the distant past, I’d been on an amazing date with a glorious girl. Taller than me, curvy, a bit vampy. Sparkly red dress, over-the-knee black leather boots, and BRIGHT red hair, long and straight, all the way down to her bum. She was clever, witty, curious about everything … we had an absolute blast. And we did the long, meandering, slow walk back to her flat. Stood on the steps outside as the late-night summer sun faded, and talked about situations, past relationships, and possibilities.

Then she switched subject and started telling me about how her ex-boyfriend was unstable. And recently out of prison. And regularly appeared at her door, all times of the day and night. And over the past couple of weeks had taken to arriving with weapons. A machete one evening. A shotgun another. But I shouldn’t worry about him, he was harmless really. Although he did give her this bruise a couple of days ago …

"

She was just telling you it was time for you to go home, chap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’re dad was bigger

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

You know it's your day off tomorrow?

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By *isurreyguy2019Man  over a year ago

surrey

I'll drive

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

I’ve always wanted to try anal…. So bend over while I get my 17” juggernaut strapon sorted!!

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By *linyMan  over a year ago

Manchester/London

It’s soo much easier waxing now since I transitioned

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