As God (the Charlton Heston-esque sky wizard) isn't real then neither can Satan be (despite him having all the best tunes) and worship of such a myth is a pointless and futile exercise.

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By *xciter7169Man 19 weeks ago

The Midlands

The Church of Satan dont actually worship Satan.

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By *aitonelMan 19 weeks ago

Liverpool

Just a supporter of a misunderstood former angel with daddy issues. Thank you very much

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By *ags73Man 19 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Santa 🎅 ~ satan 😈

No Santa is Odin as any self respecting heathen would tell you.

And he had magic goats. Not magic reindeer 😄"

Exactly. Much cooler

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By *elvet RopeMan 19 weeks ago

by the big field

"Santa 🎅 ~ satan 😈"

Just Stan- it was a typo that got out of hand

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By *exxyyDy11Man 19 weeks ago

North West

Right own up right now which one of you people on here is Lucifer

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 19 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

" Anyone who follows so called organised religion is a servant of the anti christ!"

But Christ is a Christian concept no? As is the Devil? Do you think Satanists are more atheists? I guess if depends on the movement, LeVey's Satan beliefs focus on Satan being a symbol of human behaviours which are seen as sinful. The centre if which are 3 sets of principles which are the foundation of belief

LeVeya Satanism is a really interesting theology and challenges what people perceive Satanism to be

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 19 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Right own up right now which one of you people on here is Lucifer "

I'm not but I'd love a roll in the hay with him and Mazekeen

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By *ansoffateMan 19 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

When something is said with that kind of conviction I find it so persuasive that no rational justification is necessary.

Devil worshippers, one and all!

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By *lmost TouchingMan 19 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

I just wish those believing in any fairytale can just keep it to themselves.

But if i must… i can assure you as surely as a priest, rabbi or imam could, giving me a blow job will please the almighty.

I know there will be doubters but there always are.

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

I imagine Satan is getting rather frustrated with letters from children containing lists of toys… 🤨

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By *ortySwitchMan 19 weeks ago

london

As a member of the cburch of the flying spaghetti monster, I am unimcumbered by the idea od a devil. As parafarians has got it sorted!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 19 weeks ago

Bristol

Fuck yeah! Jesus may indeed save, but Lord Satan does that thing with his tongue that I like! Plus we have orgies, drugs and heavy metal! Hail Satan 🤟

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By *exxyyDy11Man 19 weeks ago

North West

Does anyone still have a clue what the OP meant by this?? Because I'm at a utter loss here.

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By *mmaleiaWoman 19 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Does anyone still have a clue what the OP meant by this?? Because I'm at a utter loss here. "

Myra, all religious people are satanists

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By *enior bMan 19 weeks ago

"Right own up right now which one of you people on here is Lucifer "

Did we ever get to know ' Who's the real Messiah '

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By *rPunxMan 19 weeks ago

Hull

"Right own up right now which one of you people on here is Lucifer

Did we ever get to know ' Who's the real Messiah '

"
I think his name was Brian 😉

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By *inkywife1981Couple 19 weeks ago

A town near you

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By *he MinionMan 19 weeks ago

C'mon guys and gals.. its his birthday in a few days.

Give him a break his poor chippie dad had to go down the pub and explain to all his mates how his wife Mary is pregnant. And not by him but by God...

Joeseph is the original swinger. He just didnt realise.

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By *inkywife1981Couple 19 weeks ago

A town near you

"C'mon guys and gals.. its his birthday in a few days.

Give him a break his poor chippie dad had to go down the pub and explain to all his mates how his wife Mary is pregnant. And not by him but by God...

Joeseph is the original swinger. He just didnt realise.

OG Cuck

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By *r X46Man 19 weeks ago

Liverpool

black forest gateau is god and the cake shop is his church

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple 19 weeks ago

kent

I’ve been listening to the Devil’s music since I was a child. Has it led me astray? Nah, I’m still pure and pious and angelic 😇

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By *C79Man 19 weeks ago

Caterham

Have you seen the cast of Lucifer? All the dwellers of hell are very sexy. Mazikeen and Samael would make a hot MMF threesome. Add Eve to the mix for some "naughty but nice" and it'd be a perfect evening

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