"I am a secret pie/sandwich eater.
I will eat pies at ridiculous o'clock. 4am. For breakfast, supper.
I can eat pie all night long. I just can't get enough pie."
What pie are we talking about. Pork pie? That sort of thing? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
|
On the odd occasion hubby rolls his eyes when another pair of shoes appears.
If he asks me the "how much " question I just halve the total cost and mutter "each" under my breath when walking off.
That way I've not outright lied to him p  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I am a secret pie/sandwich eater.
I will eat pies at ridiculous o'clock. 4am. For breakfast, supper.
I can eat pie all night long. I just can't get enough pie.
What pie are we talking about. Pork pie? That sort of thing? "
Any pie or pie-like thing. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m about to stuff my face with some homemade lemon curd and mascarpone cheesecake, and I didn’t eat all of my dinner "
You told the wrong person as I will say ho for it. That cheesecake sounds delish  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Finally I get to confess to this. It's been eating me up inside for years, but I haven't known how to tell anybody about it until now. So here we go.....
It was me. I let the dogs out"
We won't tell anyone |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"On the odd occasion hubby rolls his eyes when another pair of shoes appears.
If he asks me the "how much " question I just halve the total cost and mutter "each" under my breath when walking off.
That way I've not outright lied to him p "
Hahaha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
|
This not me I swear but when we were all 18 this enormously fat lass (30 stone at her peak) was adamant she had sex with one of my mates, an accusation that he furiously denied, it was 20 years later that he finally confessed to me when we were d*unk that it was true.
Not much of a story I just find it anazing he kept it secret for 20 years haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"This not me I swear but when we were all 18 this enormously fat lass (30 stone at her peak) was adamant she had sex with one of my mates, an accusation that he furiously denied, it was 20 years later that he finally confessed to me when we were d*unk that it was true.
Not much of a story I just find it anazing he kept it secret for 20 years haha "
Better late than ever |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
It’s pancake day in a couple of weeks. I live alone and don’t use sugar, so I don’t want to buy a whole pack just for pancake day, so I’m going to ‘redistribute’ all the sugar packets I find in hotel rooms between now and then.
Miserly, time consuming, unnecessary and borderline theft. Why don’t I just buy a pack of sugar for £1!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It’s pancake day in a couple of weeks. I live alone and don’t use sugar, so I don’t want to buy a whole pack just for pancake day, so I’m going to ‘redistribute’ all the sugar packets I find in hotel rooms between now and then.
Miserly, time consuming, unnecessary and borderline theft. Why don’t I just buy a pack of sugar for £1!!"
i knew someone who used to collect all those extra butters they give you with toast etc in cafe, honestly. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *inkShyWoman 24 weeks ago
near Windsor |
I confess... that in year 5, Adam and I ate loads of chocolates out of the class advent calendar, and shut the windows again. We then sat by silently the next few days when people were challenged by Miss. We then sat in fear as Daniel was given a weeks detention for theft.
Sorry, Dan. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I confess... that in year 5, Adam and I ate loads of chocolates out of the class advent calendar, and shut the windows again. We then sat by silently the next few days when people were challenged by Miss. We then sat in fear as Daniel was given a weeks detention for theft.
Sorry, Dan."
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *lowupdollTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
"I am a secret pie/sandwich eater.
I will eat pies at ridiculous o'clock. 4am. For breakfast, supper.
I can eat pie all night long. I just can't get enough pie.
What pie are we talking about. Pork pie? That sort of thing?
Any pie or pie-like thing."
Pie nis? That sort of thing? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I can beat that today i had a Costa from a machine in a petrol station "
I had a few and taste just the same and a lot cheaper than in a cafe. Rspecially if you do the meal deal that some places do. Coop meal deal £3.50 coffee, sandwhich and snack |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
|
A lot of things I did would make me look like an immature arsehole if I did haha
When my mate had his unit I was passing and needed toilet so called in and he wasn’t there so I took a piss in his steel bucket for his tab dumps by the door, he never actually noticed, I did however get the plane for pissing in a hard hat and leaving it on his scrap bin which I swear wasn’t me but I guess that balanced things out |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Grandma, I'm really sorry, but my friend didn't actually lose his pocket money down the back of your sofa. We lied because we heard the ice cream van, and were desperate for an ice cream. Sorry Grandma 😔 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
My wife has a severe flatulence-based reaction to peppers, guaranteed to have her parping like a trumpet soon after.
I confess that I was annoyed with her on the day of a Fab meeting, and diced up an entire pepper and cooked it into the Bologese she had about an hour before seeing the guy for sex... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My wife has a severe flatulence-based reaction to peppers, guaranteed to have her parping like a trumpet soon after.
I confess that I was annoyed with her on the day of a Fab meeting, and diced up an entire pepper and cooked it into the Bologese she had about an hour before seeing the guy for sex..."
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *inaTitzTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I once put a whoopee cushion under my mum and dad's mattress and as they both knew that they hadn't farted they spent a long time blaming each other, exasperated as to why they wouldn't just confess.
On a night out with friends in our early 30s, we were walking into town and on going down a terraced street, I banged on 3-4 doors and legged it. My friends couldn't, for a minute, decide whether to stick around and explain that they hadn't knockadoor runned these people or to just leg it. In the end, they all took to their heels  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I used to go over to a friend's house and spent the evening chatting, playing games or whatever, really good time. I'd stay over crashing on his sofa.
At about 2am when I knew he was asleep I'd sneak out to meet his sister in her room for a shag.
He never cottoned on until she went to uni and I stopped staying over |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I once put a whoopee cushion under my mum and dad's mattress and as they both knew that they hadn't farted they spent a long time blaming each other, exasperated as to why they wouldn't just confess.
On a night out with friends in our early 30s, we were walking into town and on going down a terraced street, I banged on 3-4 doors and legged it. My friends couldn't, for a minute, decide whether to stick around and explain that they hadn't knockadoor runned these people or to just leg it. In the end, they all took to their heels "
Naughty  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It’s pancake day in a couple of weeks. I live alone and don’t use sugar, so I don’t want to buy a whole pack just for pancake day, so I’m going to ‘redistribute’ all the sugar packets I find in hotel rooms between now and then.
Miserly, time consuming, unnecessary and borderline theft. Why don’t I just buy a pack of sugar for £1!!"
I once racked up a collection of salad cream sachets from pubs so I could take them backpacking with me. I was away for a year so needed a salad cream fix! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
