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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
I don't have access to you " little black book"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok. "
Oh god here we go again. Think I post this sort of stuff on my 'proper' profile? I know how fickle you couples and Fs are, I'll be blocked soon enough by you all on this one.
(I'd message you on my profile with over 60+ meets but I just cba 👍 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not for me, bit stalker ish and people move on and create their own life’s so best left alone and keep the memories "
Oh yeah guess I'm just reminiscing, no point going back doing one you've already done. All about the numbers 👌👌 |
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I no longer keep a little black book and have now exported all my previous conquests, paramours, trysts, lovers and dalliances onto a Microsoft™ Excel© spreadsheet. Eventually it will all go into some relational database for me to run some SQL query commands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I no longer keep a little black book and have now exported all my previous conquests, paramours, trysts, lovers and dalliances onto a Microsoft™ Excel© spreadsheet. Eventually it will all go into some relational database for me to run some SQL query commands."
You’re gonna create graphs aren’t you? Gotta love a good graph. |
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By *WANDTGCouple
over a year ago
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"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
Oh god here we go again. Think I post this sort of stuff on my 'proper' profile? I know how fickle you couples and Fs are, I'll be blocked soon enough by you all on this one.
(I'd message you on my profile with over 60+ meets but I just cba 👍"
We won't block you, but good for you. I was wrong as well. Pic is 2019 , so 6 years without verification.
We'll raise a glass to your next 250 👍🏻 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I no longer keep a little black book and have now exported all my previous conquests, paramours, trysts, lovers and dalliances onto a Microsoft™ Excel© spreadsheet. Eventually it will all go into some relational database for me to run some SQL query commands."
Ha mt list is actually on an email, and I just add to it an email myself after every addition. I just put little black book as we all know what we mean then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does he count every stroke of his hand? Never got his cock wet in his life. 250….my arse."
Just over 250 mate, I know, believe me or not, but I know what the count is. I'd message you off my proper profile with over 100 meet veris but why should I? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
Oh god here we go again. Think I post this sort of stuff on my 'proper' profile? I know how fickle you couples and Fs are, I'll be blocked soon enough by you all on this one.
(I'd message you on my profile with over 60+ meets but I just cba 👍
We won't block you, but good for you. I was wrong as well. Pic is 2019 , so 6 years without verification.
We'll raise a glass to your next 250 👍🏻"
Fuck me, like I said, ignore this profile, my other profile has over 60+ up to date veris, which bit you not understanding?? 🤷🤷 |
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"I no longer keep a little black book and have now exported all my previous conquests, paramours, trysts, lovers and dalliances onto a Microsoft™ Excel© spreadsheet. Eventually it will all go into some relational database for me to run some SQL query commands.
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You’re gonna create graphs aren’t you? Gotta love a good graph. "
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And a few Venn diagrams. My love life often overlaps. |
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By *WANDTGCouple
over a year ago
Borough of Greenwich |
"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
Oh god here we go again. Think I post this sort of stuff on my 'proper' profile? I know how fickle you couples and Fs are, I'll be blocked soon enough by you all on this one.
(I'd message you on my profile with over 60+ meets but I just cba 👍
We won't block you, but good for you. I was wrong as well. Pic is 2019 , so 6 years without verification.
We'll raise a glass to your next 250 👍🏻
Fuck me, like I said, ignore this profile, my other profile has over 60+ up to date veris, which bit you not understanding?? 🤷🤷"
Calm down fella , it's supposed to be a light hearted forum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we supposed to be impressed with the big numbers or summat?  "
Not really, no. I am, but then that's just me. Might be some ugly fcks on here wishing they done the numbers I have but you know, life 🤷 |
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"Does he count every stroke of his hand? Never got his cock wet in his life. 250….my arse.
Just over 250 mate, I know, believe me or not, but I know what the count is. I'd message you off my proper profile with over 100 meet veris but why should I? "
Why would you say “just over 250”……? I mean, if you’ve catalogued a 250+ count, wouldn’t you just say 256 or whatever?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
Oh god here we go again. Think I post this sort of stuff on my 'proper' profile? I know how fickle you couples and Fs are, I'll be blocked soon enough by you all on this one.
(I'd message you on my profile with over 60+ meets but I just cba 👍
We won't block you, but good for you. I was wrong as well. Pic is 2019 , so 6 years without verification.
We'll raise a glass to your next 250 👍🏻
Fuck me, like I said, ignore this profile, my other profile has over 60+ up to date veris, which bit you not understanding?? 🤷🤷
Calm down fella , it's supposed to be a light hearted forum. "
Well stop going on about lack of activity on this profile then. Already explained it
I've give up eating oak birch and fur, I've gone treetotal. There we go light hearted. |
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"Are we supposed to be impressed with the big numbers or summat?
Not really, no. I am, but then that's just me. Might be some ugly fcks on here wishing they done the numbers I have but you know, life 🤷"
We don't do numbers. Just people.
We've got a spare paint by numbers, though. We'll send it over. I think it's of a masseuse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does he count every stroke of his hand? Never got his cock wet in his life. 250….my arse.
Just over 250 mate, I know, believe me or not, but I know what the count is. I'd message you off my proper profile with over 100 meet veris but why should I?
Why would you say “just over 250”……? I mean, if you’ve catalogued a 250+ count, wouldn’t you just say 256 or whatever?
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Because it's definitely just over 250 accounted for, but I've shagged a few exxcorts in Prague and Madrid on stag do's and a couple in UK, but I don't really count them because it was paid for |
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By *WANDTGCouple
over a year ago
Borough of Greenwich |
"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
Oh god here we go again. Think I post this sort of stuff on my 'proper' profile? I know how fickle you couples and Fs are, I'll be blocked soon enough by you all on this one.
(I'd message you on my profile with over 60+ meets but I just cba 👍
We won't block you, but good for you. I was wrong as well. Pic is 2019 , so 6 years without verification.
We'll raise a glass to your next 250 👍🏻
Fuck me, like I said, ignore this profile, my other profile has over 60+ up to date veris, which bit you not understanding?? 🤷🤷
Calm down fella , it's supposed to be a light hearted forum.
Well stop going on about lack of activity on this profile then. Already explained it
I've give up eating oak birch and fur, I've gone treetotal. There we go light hearted. "
See, we didn't think you had a sense of humour , but you have  |
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When you say names in a black book, do you mean first name and surname? Middle name? Do you make the ladies fill out a questionnaire beforehand so you have the correct details and are you familiar with GDPR?
What about if the name is a common one? You could spend all year trawling social media...and what if they don't use social media?
I mean, congratulations I guess |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you say names in a black book, do you mean first name and surname? Middle name? Do you make the ladies fill out a questionnaire beforehand so you have the correct details and are you familiar with GDPR?
What about if the name is a common one? You could spend all year trawling social media...and what if they don't use social media?
I mean, congratulations I guess"
Yeah obviously when I started shaghing (at 19! Late starter but made up for it fast) you asked names in clubs and bars, no mobiles. But yeah just got names forename from spending the night with them, yeah you don't find them all but some of them you do. Hey I've posted before about this so won't go into it but most socials find them for you, people you might know, like on tik tok, and it's like how the he does that know I know I've had my duck up their bum 😂 ha jokes but you know what I meam |
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"When you say names in a black book, do you mean first name and surname? Middle name? Do you make the ladies fill out a questionnaire beforehand so you have the correct details and are you familiar with GDPR?
What about if the name is a common one? You could spend all year trawling social media...and what if they don't use social media?
I mean, congratulations I guess
Yeah obviously when I started shaghing (at 19! Late starter but made up for it fast) you asked names in clubs and bars, no mobiles. But yeah just got names forename from spending the night with them, yeah you don't find them all but some of them you do. Hey I've posted before about this so won't go into it but most socials find them for you, people you might know, like on tik tok, and it's like how the he does that know I know I've had my duck up their bum 😂 ha jokes but you know what I meam"
I mean, I guess they'd remember a duck up the bum, so that's good 🦆 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you say names in a black book, do you mean first name and surname? Middle name? Do you make the ladies fill out a questionnaire beforehand so you have the correct details and are you familiar with GDPR?
What about if the name is a common one? You could spend all year trawling social media...and what if they don't use social media?
I mean, congratulations I guess
Yeah obviously when I started shaghing (at 19! Late starter but made up for it fast) you asked names in clubs and bars, no mobiles. But yeah just got names forename from spending the night with them, yeah you don't find them all but some of them you do. Hey I've posted before about this so won't go into it but most socials find them for you, people you might know, like on tik tok, and it's like how the he does that know I know I've had my duck up their bum 😂 ha jokes but you know what I meam
I mean, I guess they'd remember a duck up the bum, so that's good 🦆"
I red that back and was like how many errors!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
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Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit. |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit. "
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂"
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆 |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆"
There's a lot of numbers that ain't crunching tonight.
I've got to assume the OP's name containing the number "1980" is NOT a reference to year of birth? Cos if he's 37 n stuff.......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit. "
Right I'm 44 and I lost my virginity at 19, that's 25 years. 25 x 52 weeks =1300 weeks.
1300 weeks / 250 women  = a fresh shag every 5.2 weeks.
God never realised that makes me sound even better!!!
Also my numbers were boosted because when I was 25-27 I worked in magaluf(Majorca) as a holiday rep, and was racking the numbers up there, first summer at least 40 girls and one of my first years on here (the good old days) I had about 30 meets that year.
I've also done alot of clubs aswell, chams, partners, Atlantis, cupids.... Hope this helps champ xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit. "
Yeah also that's 1 woman every 4.3 weeks, not the other way round, but hey but let's not get proper maths messing up your good story |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"44?! But it says 37!
I'm not sending you paint by numbers because it'll go to waste! "
It's already been explained above this isn't my proper profile |
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"44?! But it says 37!
I'm not sending you paint by numbers because it'll go to waste!
It's already been explained above this isn't my proper profile"
How is having the wrong age helping on the not-proper-profile? 
At least pick a not-proper-profile name that doesn't have your year of birth in |
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"44?! But it says 37!
I'm not sending you paint by numbers because it'll go to waste!
It's already been explained above this isn't my proper profile"
Then post on here with your proper profile so we can all marvel at it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆"
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"44?! But it says 37!
I'm not sending you paint by numbers because it'll go to waste!
It's already been explained above this isn't my proper profile
Then post on here with your proper profile so we can all marvel at it "
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol"
We've all been there dude all good |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol"
Here's the Maths:
OP claims to have started his shagathon at 19 and alleges to be aged 44, as of 5 mins ago.
That's 25 shag years.
He says he's fucked at least 250 people, we'll use this lower estimate.
That's 250 people over a period of 25yrs, or 1,300 weeks.
250/1300 = 0.192 women per week.
God, I'm boring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"44?! But it says 37!
I'm not sending you paint by numbers because it'll go to waste!
It's already been explained above this isn't my proper profile
Then post on here with your proper profile so we can all marvel at it "
Mate come on, I can't do that now can I? I might dm you in a few days or so when you (and me) don't really care no more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol
Here's the Maths:
OP claims to have started his shagathon at 19 and alleges to be aged 44, as of 5 mins ago.
That's 25 shag years.
He says he's fucked at least 250 people, we'll use this lower estimate.
That's 250 people over a period of 25yrs, or 1,300 weeks.
250/1300 = 0.192 women per week.
God, I'm boring "
Aaahhhh. So I had my division around the wrong way. Lol |
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"44?! But it says 37!
I'm not sending you paint by numbers because it'll go to waste!
It's already been explained above this isn't my proper profile
Then post on here with your proper profile so we can all marvel at it
Mate come on, I can't do that now can I? I might dm you in a few days or so when you (and me) don't really care no more "
I already don't care I'm more amused but feel free my inbox is always open ❤️ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"44?! But it says 37!
I'm not sending you paint by numbers because it'll go to waste!
It's already been explained above this isn't my proper profile
Then post on here with your proper profile so we can all marvel at it
Mate come on, I can't do that now can I? I might dm you in a few days or so when you (and me) don't really care no more "
Why did you set wrong age in first place??? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"44?! But it says 37!
I'm not sending you paint by numbers because it'll go to waste!
It's already been explained above this isn't my proper profile
How is having the wrong age helping on the not-proper-profile?
At least pick a not-proper-profile name that doesn't have your year of birth in "
I think what it was was on my profile I'm 44, and I wanted message a women that was only accepting messages off under 40 so I did another profile with age under 40.
Also , I have 2 proper profiles, with both appealing to different women, you'll be surprised at how many women won't reply to one profile but will the other, with the same pictures sent?!!!?  |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol
Here's the Maths:
OP claims to have started his shagathon at 19 and alleges to be aged 44, as of 5 mins ago.
That's 25 shag years.
He says he's fucked at least 250 people, we'll use this lower estimate.
That's 250 people over a period of 25yrs, or 1,300 weeks.
250/1300 = 0.192 women per week.
God, I'm boring "
Is that all.
And there I was thinking he some kinda super stallion to rival my own efforts.
Those are rookie numbers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol
Here's the Maths:
OP claims to have started his shagathon at 19 and alleges to be aged 44, as of 5 mins ago.
That's 25 shag years.
He says he's fucked at least 250 people, we'll use this lower estimate.
That's 250 people over a period of 25yrs, or 1,300 weeks.
250/1300 = 0.192 women per week.
God, I'm boring "
That's still wrong it's about 5 weeks a woman. And I've already explained above how this many have come about |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol
Here's the Maths:
OP claims to have started his shagathon at 19 and alleges to be aged 44, as of 5 mins ago.
That's 25 shag years.
He says he's fucked at least 250 people, we'll use this lower estimate.
That's 250 people over a period of 25yrs, or 1,300 weeks.
250/1300 = 0.192 women per week.
God, I'm boring
That's still wrong it's about 5 weeks a woman. And I've already explained above how this many have come about "
5 weeks to shag one woman? Is that including the prelude and the bit where you wipe your cock on the net curtains?
Please correct my Maths publicly, I'm well up for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol
Here's the Maths:
OP claims to have started his shagathon at 19 and alleges to be aged 44, as of 5 mins ago.
That's 25 shag years.
He says he's fucked at least 250 people, we'll use this lower estimate.
That's 250 people over a period of 25yrs, or 1,300 weeks.
250/1300 = 0.192 women per week.
God, I'm boring
That's still wrong it's about 5 weeks a woman. And I've already explained above how this many have come about
5 weeks to shag one woman? Is that including the prelude and the bit where you wipe your cock on the net curtains?
Please correct my Maths publicly, I'm well up for it "
Well I remember on here back in the day I had 3 meets in one day, and I also did a weekend hat trick - Fri sat and sun meet. And when I was a holiday rep I was paid to get pissed and chat up girls on holiday and I shagged a load them years (can't believe I packed that in and came back to England for a 'proper job'? idiot |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol
Here's the Maths:
OP claims to have started his shagathon at 19 and alleges to be aged 44, as of 5 mins ago.
That's 25 shag years.
He says he's fucked at least 250 people, we'll use this lower estimate.
That's 250 people over a period of 25yrs, or 1,300 weeks.
250/1300 = 0.192 women per week.
God, I'm boring
That's still wrong it's about 5 weeks a woman. And I've already explained above how this many have come about
5 weeks to shag one woman? Is that including the prelude and the bit where you wipe your cock on the net curtains?
Please correct my Maths publicly, I'm well up for it
Well I remember on here back in the day I had 3 meets in one day, and I also did a weekend hat trick - Fri sat and sun meet. And when I was a holiday rep I was paid to get pissed and chat up girls on holiday and I shagged a load them years (can't believe I packed that in and came back to England for a 'proper job'? idiot"
See, we've calculated based on the data you provided. If you want to inflate your earlier estimates, we can point you in the direction of the place selling blow up mannequins  |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
Your 37 so hypothetically you for numbers sake start fucking at 16 so 21yrs ago at 52 weeks per yr that's 1092 weeks divided by 250. That's an average of 4.3 women a week.
So hypothetically you are talking absolute bullshit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Although i agree it's absolute bullshit your maths is wrong dude sorry 😆
Probably. I have had a few beers tho so please forgive me and correct me lol
Here's the Maths:
OP claims to have started his shagathon at 19 and alleges to be aged 44, as of 5 mins ago.
That's 25 shag years.
He says he's fucked at least 250 people, we'll use this lower estimate.
That's 250 people over a period of 25yrs, or 1,300 weeks.
250/1300 = 0.192 women per week.
God, I'm boring
That's still wrong it's about 5 weeks a woman. And I've already explained above how this many have come about
5 weeks to shag one woman? Is that including the prelude and the bit where you wipe your cock on the net curtains?
Please correct my Maths publicly, I'm well up for it
Well I remember on here back in the day I had 3 meets in one day, and I also did a weekend hat trick - Fri sat and sun meet. And when I was a holiday rep I was paid to get pissed and chat up girls on holiday and I shagged a load them years (can't believe I packed that in and came back to England for a 'proper job'? idiot
See, we've calculated based on the data you provided. If you want to inflate your earlier estimates, we can point you in the direction of the place selling blow up mannequins "
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250 shag partners over a 25yr career equals exactly what I put above.
0.19 women per week.
25yr is 1300 weeks.
If we multiply 0.19 x 1300 = 247 but that's because I rounded.
The actual number of women per week would be 0.1923076923076, but it seems like too many decimal places 🤷🏻♀️ |
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"250 shag partners over a 25yr career equals exactly what I put above.
0.19 women per week.
25yr is 1300 weeks.
If we multiply 0.19 x 1300 = 247 but that's because I rounded.
The actual number of women per week would be 0.1923076923076, but it seems like too many decimal places 🤷🏻♀️"
Ever tryed shagging 0.19 women. So yeah it's a Full women every 5 weeks. Hth |
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"250 shag partners over a 25yr career equals exactly what I put above.
0.19 women per week.
25yr is 1300 weeks.
If we multiply 0.19 x 1300 = 247 but that's because I rounded.
The actual number of women per week would be 0.1923076923076, but it seems like too many decimal places 🤷🏻♀️
Ever tryed shagging 0.19 women. So yeah it's a Full women every 5 weeks. Hth"
Well that'd be 0.2 women per week. Or at least a number that rounds up to that.
The numbers speak for themselves |
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"250 shag partners over a 25yr career equals exactly what I put above.
0.19 women per week.
25yr is 1300 weeks.
If we multiply 0.19 x 1300 = 247 but that's because I rounded.
The actual number of women per week would be 0.1923076923076, but it seems like too many decimal places 🤷🏻♀️
Ever tryed shagging 0.19 women. So yeah it's a Full women every 5 weeks. Hth"
Every 5.2 weeks, actually  |
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over a year ago
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"Let's make it easier shall we ..
25 years and 250 women..
So 10 a year then ..
Not beyond the realms of possibilities I suppose
I mean not for me but for some 😂😂"
That's better simple maths. Yeah 10 a year. But I've had good runs and droughts. For instance, I had 3 meets in one day in here. I've had 3 in a weekend, Fri sat sun. I was a holiday rep, around 40/50 one summer. I had a good first year in here (2013, the good old days when people met/it wasn't graft ) say 40, so it hasn't exactly been 10 a year |
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I have a question OP. You say you have 3 profiles, the one you are posting from - which isn’t successful and two which are successful. You say the two that are successful have been tailored to what you believe are what different woman want.
Which one of these profiles is the true reflection of your real self? |
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"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
Oh god here we go again. Think I post this sort of stuff on my 'proper' profile? I know how fickle you couples and Fs are, I'll be blocked soon enough by you all on this one.
(I'd message you on my profile with over 60+ meets but I just cba 👍"
So this profile is just for trolling? |
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"Do you have Carrick in your name on your other profiles?
So you message from one and if you get nowhere you message from the other 🤔
Interesting 🧐 "
Carrickreal
Carrickfake
Carrickridiculous |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
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I haven’t even slept with 25 let alone 250 |
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over a year ago
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At risk of bad maths, to those who started just over a year ago but have had 25 meets you're at 2 a week and a top swinger.
Also.. not to derail the thread but yes, I have looked back on previous meets OP |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
I haven’t even slept with 25 let alone 250"
Do you want me to do some maths on that too? |
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"I’ve never read such a cringe post. I’d show you my real profile but why should I. So ner ner.
🤣🤣. Jeez 🤦♀️
Don’t upset him Nora, he’ll take his football home in a minute. "
Exactly. I don’t think it’s Carrick. He may wind some people up but he hasn’t got this mentality. |
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"I’ve never read such a cringe post. I’d show you my real profile but why should I. So ner ner.
🤣🤣. Jeez 🤦♀️
Don’t upset him Nora, he’ll take his football home in a minute.
Exactly. I don’t think it’s Carrick. He may wind some people up but he hasn’t got this mentality. "
Carrick has better spelling.
I don't know about his Maths tho. |
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"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
Oh god here we go again. Think I post this sort of stuff on my 'proper' profile? I know how fickle you couples and Fs are, I'll be blocked soon enough by you all on this one.
(I'd message you on my profile with over 60+ meets but I just cba 👍
We won't block you, but good for you. I was wrong as well. Pic is 2019 , so 6 years without verification.
We'll raise a glass to your next 250 👍🏻
Fuck me, like I said, ignore this profile, my other profile has over 60+ up to date veris, which bit you not understanding?? 🤷🤷"
60+? In over 5 years? Is that all...?!? |
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"I have a question OP. You say you have 3 profiles, the one you are posting from - which isn’t successful and two which are successful. You say the two that are successful have been tailored to what you believe are what different woman want.
Which one of these profiles is the true reflection of your real self?"
Yes please be real. We may be butterflies fluttering from one flower to the next, but we like to know what the nectar is like.
Is that the reason they don't stay more than 2 weeks? |
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over a year ago
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"Average one every second week. You have been slacking.
I don't think you could keep up with most on here OP.
The real question is why they did not stay longer than two weeks "
Hard work . The maths is a different women every 5 weeks. I've already explained above, that since my first shag at 19, it hasn't always worked out a 1 every 5 weeks. If I go a club and shag 3 women in one night then.... And I was a holiday rep, I slept with around 40 50 holiday makers in 6 months 🤷... |
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"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
He's resting"
Another one who doesn't read every post.
God it's even hard work on here just trying have a laugh on the forums 🤦 |
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"Wow I'm surprised you're even on here !?!?
All that ammo in reserve !
Saying that , I see you've been on here at least 2 years without one veri , so you must be doing ok.
He's resting
Another one who doesn't read every post.
God it's even hard work on here just trying have a laugh on the forums 🤦"
No, they've all read...
It's just that absolutely nobody believes you. |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
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no it was just an experience with them move on to new |
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"Just looking through my little black book then facebook/Instagram searching all the women I've shagged (all 250+ of them) , anyone else do this see what they are up to?
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Hell no past is past anyway I’m a lightweight only about fifteen altogether that includes my late wife |
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